If you don't want to die, kill me [absurd]

If you don't want to die, kill me. Warning: Lots of cursing. There's some brutality. There's no female lead. The author loves melodramas, so there's a lot of them. If you don't want to see them, please turn back. Scheduled for reorganization on February 6, 2021 (Sat) - February 1, 2021 (n).