Murder in Wonderland
A-3
3월 토끼
I'm helping with a murder investigation.
The March Hare hops around and kicks over one of Humpty Dumpty's remains, a shell.
미치광이 모자장수
Hold still, you crazy bastard!
The hat seller looks angry after being hit by the March Hare's shell.
앨리스
Rabbit, you don't seem to be of any help at all.
3월 토끼
Help? What help?
앨리스
I'm talking about a murder investigation.
3월 토끼
Murder? What a cruel world this is.
앨리스
You were the one who said you were investigating a murder case in the first place.
Alice speaks in a slightly annoyed tone.
미치광이 모자장수
It's no use saying anything to him!
미치광이 모자장수
My head is weird.
3월 토끼
That's a real pain!
The March Hare giggles.
The Mad Hatter laughs along with the March Hare's words, then suddenly becomes serious and examines the inside of Humpty Dumpty's shell with a magnifying glass.
빌
Did you find anything?
미치광이 모자장수
What are you!
The hat seller stumbles on his buttocks in surprise at seeing Bill.
미치광이 모자장수
Are you a reptile?
빌
What is a reptile?
미치광이 모자장수
Guys like you.
빌
So you're saying, 'Are you one of those guys?'
미치광이 모자장수
If you say it like that, it makes me sound like an idiot.
빌
Yeah. I'm just like that.
3월 토끼
I get it!
3월 토끼
This is a Tyrannosaurus. It's called a T-Rex.
빌
Which is better, Tyrannosaurus or Rex?
3월 토끼
Same thing, Rex.
빌
I'm Bill, not Rex.
3월 토끼
Bill? I've never heard of T-Bill.
The March Hare speaks with a serious expression on his face.
3월 토끼
Aha, you're fake. A fake T-Rex.
빌
It's not fake. It's definitely the real Bill.
미치광이 모자장수
Stop talking nonsense.
3월 토끼
Yeah. Shut up, you carnivorous theropod!
미치광이 모자장수
I told you, you bunny!
3월 토끼
A rabbit? Is there a rabbit?
The March Hare looks around.
미치광이 모자장수
There is a rabbit in front of me.
미치광이 모자장수
More importantly, its true identity is definitely not a Tyrannosaurus. It's too small. It's definitely a Velociraptor.
3월 토끼
If that's the case, then Deinocus is more likely. Velociraptor is only about the size of a puppy.
미치광이 모자장수
You know quite a bit about dinosaurs, don't you?
3월 토끼
Yeah. Originally, I wanted to become a dinosaur doctor.
미치광이 모자장수
Then why was it called T-Rex at first?
3월 토끼
I thought it was a baby T-Rex.
미치광이 모자장수
That makes sense.
빌
I'm not a kid.
3월 토끼
Young people usually say that.
The March Hare taps Bill on the shoulder.
Meanwhile, the pink tissue stuck to the inside of the shell continued to twitch.
앨리스
Aren't you still alive?
미치광이 모자장수
As an organizational unit, it can be seen as life.
미치광이 모자장수
But Humpty Dumpty, who was the combination of them, is dead.
앨리스
It's so cute because the juice flows out every time it moves.
3월 토끼
Should I clean it up for you?
With that said, the March Hare kicks away the shells. One of them hits the Hatter's head again.
미치광이 모자장수
There is a limit to patience!
The hat seller approaches the March Hare, rubbing the back of his head with a frightened expression.
3월 토끼
wait for a sec!
3월 토끼
Please forgive me, today is a special day.
The March Hare stops kicking shells and stops the hat seller.
미치광이 모자장수
A special day? An anniversary of some kind?
3월 토끼
It's a special day for me.
미치광이 모자장수
To you?
3월 토끼
Yes. Today is not even my birthday.
미치광이 모자장수
okay?
The hat seller smiles happily.
미치광이 모자장수
Coincidentally, today isn't my birthday either.
3월 토끼
Wow! This is so amazing!
빌
You may not believe it,
빌
Today isn't my birthday either.
미치광이 모자장수
What a coincidence!
The hat seller hits his forehead with the aforementioned expression.
And the three glance at Alice.
You want me to tell you that today isn't my birthday? I don't want to be a part of that foolishness.
3월 토끼
Surely today isn't your birthday either?
The March Hare grins and waits for an answer.
Now Alas is about to open his mouth to say that he is getting a headache.
겨울잠쥐
Ahh... today isn't my birthday.
The Dormouse answered from Alice's pocket.
빌
What a series of coincidences!
미치광이 모자장수
But it sounded like a sleep talking voice..?
You know what I said. Do we have similar voices?
It's strange to even bother correcting it. After all, it's true that today isn't my birthday...
앨리스
But why is it called a murder case?
미치광이 모자장수
Look at this corpse. This is one piece of evidence.
앨리스
If it's a corpse, this shell?
3월 토끼
When Humpty Dumpty dies, what else is left but a shell?
미치광이 모자장수
You can speak logically too.
The hat seller praises the March Hare with a small exclamation of admiration.
앨리스
Just because there's a body doesn't mean you can conclude it's murder.
미치광이 모자장수
Does this look like someone died from illness?
앨리스
Well, I don't know, I've never seen a sick Humpty Dumpty.
미치광이 모자장수
I've never seen it, but this isn't a disease.
미치광이 모자장수
If there was a disease that broke my body, I would have heard about it from other people.
3월 토끼
I know.
빌
You don't have to worry about what the March Hare says.
빌
My head is weird.
I really don't want to worry about someone being recognized as having a weird head by Bill.
앨리스
Then it might have been an accident.
앨리스
It's an accident where you fall while playing on the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
Imagine your body being so fragile. Would you do something so stupid on top of a wall?
앨리스
Hmm... I see.
앨리스
But what if it fell into some parts?
미치광이 모자장수
It's not suicide. There's solid evidence.
앨리스
Where are you?
미치광이 모자장수
Here.
The Hatter climbs up the wall. Then he grabs Alice and lifts her up onto the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
Look, Humpty Dumpty was sitting here.
앨리스
Ugh. It's slippery.
미치광이 모자장수
There was oil sprinkled on it.
앨리스
Why would you do something like that...?
미치광이 모자장수
To slip Humpty Dumpty.
미치광이 모자장수
Would anyone deliberately pour oil under themselves to commit suicide?
앨리스
I don't think so.
미치광이 모자장수
Yeah. Sitting in a place like this makes my body slippery, but is there any need to do such an unpleasant thing?
미치광이 모자장수
If you want to die, just jump. You'll feel better that way.
빌
Wouldn't oil alone be weak as circumstantial evidence?
I can hear Bill talking from under the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
Of course, there is one more piece of evidence.
The Mad Hatter jumps down from the wall and points to a relatively large shell.
미치광이 모자장수
This is Humpty Dumpty's back.
앨리스
I can't see it very well.
Alice speaks from the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
Just come down.
The Hatter looks at Alice with pity as she speaks the obvious.
앨리스
It's scary. Look at how high this wall is.
Alice is trying not to fall off a wall that looks twice her height.
미치광이 모자장수
Hmm. Did I not take you into consideration?
3월 토끼
Selfish guy!
The Hatter ignores the March Hare's words and approaches Alice.
미치광이 모자장수
If you jump, I'll catch you.
앨리스
You want me to jump down here?
미치광이 모자장수
Is there anything that can't be done?
앨리스
Ah... If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have come up...
Alice squeezes her eyes shut and falls down the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
Hey! It's more dangerous if you close your eyes!
Fortunately, the Hatter accepts Alice well.
미치광이 모자장수
Hmm... It's about 50g heavier than I expected. That could have been dangerous.
앨리스
What are you talking about with 50g? Show me Humpty Dumpty's back.
Alice steps away from the Hatter, slightly annoyed.
앨리스
..Thank you for accepting it.
미치광이 모자장수
Oh, yeah. Look here!
앨리스
Is this the back part?
미치광이 모자장수
okay.
앨리스
How do you know that?
미치광이 모자장수
Look inside. There's a spine.
앨리스
Ugh.
미치광이 모자장수
And look outside. What's there?
앨리스
There's a handprint.
미치광이 모자장수
Who pushed Humpty Dumpty's back with greasy hands? Proof complete.
앨리스
Huh? What did you prove?
미치광이 모자장수
We've proven it's a murder. What more do you want me to do?
앨리스
Aren't you looking for the culprit?
미치광이 모자장수
That's not proof.
앨리스
It's about proving that someone is the culprit.
미치광이 모자장수
Of course, someone has to be the culprit. It's a murder case.
앨리스
It doesn't mean that, it just means proving that a specific person is the culprit.
미치광이 모자장수
I've been saying the obvious... Of course, the culprit must be a specific person. An unspecified person can't commit murder.
앨리스
Not like that, but for example...
앨리스
For example, proving that the March Hare is the culprit.
3월 토끼
I'm not the culprit! Trust me!
앨리스
So, for example, like that...
미치광이 모자장수
Why did you try to frame the March Hare as the culprit?
The hat seller's eyes shine sharply.
미치광이 모자장수
So what's the benefit then?
앨리스
no.
빌
I knew it.
앨리스
Anyway, since there is evidence here, the culprit will be found easily.
3월 토끼
What is the evidence?
The March Rabbit is putting detergent on the handprint and wiping it clean with a rag.
앨리스
What are you doing!
3월 토끼
You're cleaning Humpty Dumpty's back.
앨리스
Why are you doing that?
3월 토끼
Because your back is covered in oil, anyone would feel bad.
앨리스
But he's already dead.
3월 토끼
Huh? Who?
앨리스
Humpty Dumpty.
3월 토끼
What? Why did he die?
앨리스
He was murdered.
3월 토끼
Ouch! It's a murder case!
Alice thinks it would be better to ignore the March Hare.
앨리스
The March Hare destroyed the evidence.
미치광이 모자장수
I don't need proof, I've already proven it.
앨리스
Still need it. I was able to identify the culprit.
빌
You said earlier that the culprit was the March Hare.
앨리스
So, that's just an example.
앨리스
..but the March Hare's behavior is suspicious. He destroyed the evidence.
미치광이 모자장수
The March Hare is not the culprit. He has an alibi.
앨리스
Are you sure?
미치광이 모자장수
Well, the March Hare was having tea with me at the time Humpty Dumpty was murdered.
Don't these people ever not have a tea party?
미치광이 모자장수
By the way, do you have an alibi?
앨리스
Me?
미치광이 모자장수
Yeah. If you doubt the March Hare, then it's only fair that you doubt him too.
앨리스
I have no reason to kill Humpty Dumpty.
미치광이 모자장수
You said you had a fight with Humpty Dumpty about something.
앨리스
I argued. I just asked Humpty Dumpty about poetry. Then he suddenly got upset and started being rude to me.
미치광이 모자장수
Humpty Dumpty was rude and you were upset, weren't you?
앨리스
No.
미치광이 모자장수
Then you must have an alibi, right?
앨리스
Of course. I'm with Bill all the time...
빌
Now that I think about it, something strange happened.
미치광이 모자장수
Something comes to mind, lizard.
빌
Yeah, Alice knew.
앨리스
What are you talking about?
미치광이 모자장수
What did you know?
빌
They said Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
You said you 'fell off the wall'?
Bill nods.
미치광이 모자장수
Information only the culprit knows. Right, Alice?
앨리스
No, think about it. Humpty Dumpty.
미치광이 모자장수
Yes, it's Humpty Dumpty.
앨리스
Then it's natural to fall off the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
So, you ask me how I knew how to kill Humpty Dumpty.
앨리스
Who doesn't know that?
미치광이 모자장수
Humpty Dumpty was murdered today. Information can't spread that quickly.
앨리스
But Humpty Dumpty is always like that.
미치광이 모자장수
always?
앨리스
It's bound to break if it falls off the wall.
미치광이 모자장수
What do you mean?
앨리스
Always falling off the wall and breaking, and the king's servants and horses causing trouble...
미치광이 모자장수
Always? Another Humpty Dumpty story?
앨리스
Um... no, there's only one Humpty Dumpty.
Alice thinks for a moment and then says.
미치광이 모자장수
Then your story is not true, for Humpty Dumpty died today.
앨리스
So what is this memory?
미치광이 모자장수
It's obvious. It's the memory of when you killed Humpty Dumpty.
앨리스
It's a false accusation.
미치광이 모자장수
How can you be certain?
앨리스
Because I didn't kill him.
미치광이 모자장수
How do you prove that?
앨리스
Bill, we've always been together.
Bill rolls his eyes and says.
빌
We were together, but I'm not sure if we stayed together.
앨리스
What are you talking about?
빌
Because I wasn't looking at you while I was thinking about something...
앨리스
Even so, since I was talking to you, you would have noticed when I disappeared.
Bill grumbles and falls into thought.
???
The investigation is over.
Suddenly, a smiling face appeared in the air.