Tell me your real name (in preparation)

A story about a female protagonist who is a member of an organization with a lot of personal stories written by a writer who hates cliches...? The writer who destroys cliches, let's go write our next story!! ?? : Phew... Phew... Did you, did you get it?! Cliché : Yeah, okay ?? : Get out!! Cliché : Okay (I'm going to die)