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"Huh... Huh?!"
"Give me your number."
"No...more importantly, are you the one...?"
"Yes, so give me your number."
Shit, can he just give me his number? This guy is totally addicted to numbers... Is he pushing me based on my appearance? But he looks kind of cold, and has a rabbit-like face... Is that all muscle? Shit, he's just too handsome. If he got my number with that face, would he not only give me his address, but also go meet my parents today? ...He sounds like N right now. He's talking to himself. Get a grip, Goyoju. If you go after him based on his face alone, you'll be in big trouble!! I have a small nose, but... (embarrassed)
"...How do you give your number to someone you've just met?"
"I'm not a weirdo."
"How do you know that?"
"Looking at his face, he seems kind and handsome."
"...Crazy guy."
"Yeah, give me your number."
Just because he's a little pretty, I can already imagine a future where I marry him, have children, and end up buried together. But why is he suddenly talking to me so casually? And what's with that self-satisfied feeling? I absolutely hate this guy. Well, if he had a face like that, I'd be self-satisfied too... but what if he uses this face to woo me and then later has his organs harvested? My body is precious, so I'm never giving my number to this crazy guy!!
Soooo_
"…picture?"
"My phone!!"
"🤣It's tiny."
"...What? What kind of thing are you saying on our first meeting?"
"Here, here's my number."
"I'll keep you posted, little one."
My pride... calling me short at 159.6cm...!? Touching my sensitive spots... ( o̴̶̷̥᷅ ⌓ o̴̶̷᷄) It's so awful... Just having that old man looking down at me made me feel like a dog, but to think he took my phone away!? And what did I save? "Jeongjaltokki Oppa🐰💜", that damn thing... His legs are about my height and I wanted to chase him down and punch him, but he disappeared in an instant. That old man, really, should punch him in the face...! Since the face is too good, should I punch him in the chest?
Ding-
[Jeongjal Oppa I just met]
Looks like you're going to work, good luck
[Think about Oppa so he doesn't get angry]
...What is this?
"Deputy Go!! What are you doing doing this kind of work!!"
"…sorry."
"There's no way our business partners will sign a contract with us after seeing this!"
"I'll try again right away and bring it back..."
Damn it...damn boss...I was already feeling bad because of that old guy with the bunny face, but now it's gotten even worse. I don't want to be misunderstood, so I'll just say it: I didn't make the mistake at work because I was thinking about that old guy!! It definitely wasn't because of his handsome face. I definitely wasn't thinking about those muscles. No, that's not it!!
"Nothing's going well today..."
"But why is that old man so handsome?"
"It just brings back useless memories... Wait a minute!?"
"There are so many handsome faces out there!!"
"I couldn't sleep last night because of that old man, so I might have gone a little crazy."
Ding-
You're thinking about me right now
[You were thinking about me when your boss scolded you just now, right?]
「…？」
"Damn it!!! How did you know!!"
"Deputy Go!!!"
"...Ah, sorry...!"
The moment I saw this message, I got up from my seat, yelling harsh words. How does he know...? Is he stalking me? No matter how cute I am, that's stalking, right? Isn't he watching me right now...? It's horrifying... But more than that, the department head has his eye on me... It's scary... I can see it, I can see it... He can see me handing in my resignation... Hehe
"I shouldn't have gone down that path..."
"I should have taken the main road even if it meant being late..."
"Even if he's good-looking, if he keeps contacting me like this, won't he have no job?"
"Plus, it seems like you can get anyone to fall for you with just your face..."
"I can't forgive this, I can't be with someone like this!"
Ding-
[Look at my face and cheer up, you're so cute]
Darling... your face is shining...
Let me know if there's anything else that needs fixing!