If you don't want to die, kill me [absurd]

42. If you don't want to die, kill me.






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* I was going to post it when there were 4 comments, but there are only 9 subscribers.
This is it.. There are 3 comments posted in the past few days.. (Gulp ಢ‸ಢ)
So I'm just uploading it...


(( As expected.. I was destined to fail from the start..



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Is there something wrong with my phone.. ಢ‸ಢ


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"So just"













"It just ended like this?"









Kim Namjoon: ???? The important part at the end is missing




Park Gyu-min: Is this really that detailed??










"What more do you guys want?"







Kim Namjoon: No, there is no conclusion!!!!!




Park Gyu-min: Conclusion? Is that necessary?








"Admit it, there's no need for a conclusion like that"








Kim Namjoon: These people... really...




Park Gyu-min: If you're curious, should I tell you the conclusion?









"Why would you tell me something like that?"








Kim Namjoon: No, I know because you told me.




Park Gyu-min: But why are we telling you this...?







"....... That's what I'm saying.. "







Kim Namjoon: (embarrassed ;;)

No, you guys were fighting...




Park Gyu-min: Me? With this kid?







"Was that so...?"

 






Gapbun... Fighting...







Kim Namjoon: Huh....


Park Gyu-min: Anyway, can you get out of this area now?




"I came to pick up Kim Namjoon."





Kim Namjoon: Sigh...


Park Gyu-min: Why is this guy your contestant?




"Because I invited you as a participant"




Kim Namjoon: That's true...


Park Gyu-min: But he didn't want to kill me.




"Whatever you say, isn't that my superior?"



Kim Namjoon: Oh, that's a bit strange...


Park Gyu-min: Right?





"These guys are really..."




Park Gyu-min: What! If you're going to kill me, then kill me!!




"Fuck..."




Kim Namjoon: .... Should I just let the other participants know?

Or do you just want to look around before that?










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1st

Kim Nam-joon mock exam




[ Multiple Choice _ 9999999 ••• Point Question _ ]

(※ If you choose wrongly, you will be hit hard _ of course, to Mr. Kim Nam*)



① Just fall behind.                                        
② Just hit and fall.
③ Just get hit and fall back.
④ Just get hit and fall over.
⑤ Inform other participants and ask for their lives.
⑥ Other .. other methods __________________ .







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Park Gyu-min: Hey... This is just...





"Aren't you just telling me to turn around?"







Kim Namjoon: I know




Park Gyu-min: Crazy... Are you really telling me to die?






"...I picked the wrong participant..."







Kim Namjoon: It's already too late haha ​​Choose carefully





Park Gyu-min: Is this the danger of an IQ of 148?




Kim Namjoon: Wow, if you know my IQ, you can solve the problem well ^^




Park Gyu-min: ...






"Oh, sir.. can I just tell you the conclusion?"






Kim Namjoon: Correct answer~!!! Tell me the conclusion quickly, please ㅎㅎ

This time, it's 'Park Gyu-min'





Park Gyu-min: My real name is 'Kim Hyun'...




Kim Namjoon: ^ㅁ^ Is there any difference between that and that? ㅎㅎ






"That's right, that's right."






Park Gyu-min: (boiling)




Kim Namjoon: Then let's sit down and start talking again.














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I thought it was over..


It's not over yet haha


Why did you do this?


Oh my gosh... the writer's mentality is blown away



(~º△º)~






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The conclusion of that story _







Park Gyu-min: "Wow... Magic is always amazing..."



"Whew... Is it normal to be this out of breath when you use magic?"


"Haha, but it's good because you use magic."



"I didn't want to..."




"I'm also very upset right now."



" what ,, "




"No.. So what were you trying to do with this magic?"



" just .. "



"Just something"





"I want to play a killing game,, "






"Murder..game ? "




" huh "



"If it's murder, is it a game where you kill?"



"There's just someone I really want to kill."



"But why the game of all things.. "



"I want to kill you in a fun and painful way haha"




"Ugh... This is so creepy..."




"Haha that's normal"



"But who should I kill?"



"There is.. such a person.. "



" .... "



"That's right, Jimin."



" uh ? "



"I need some of your magic and strength."



" ...?! "



"Why are you surprised? lol"



"Hey.. Park Gyu-min, no way.. "






"Yeah, with memurderPlay the game

Let's make it "






" I don't like it..!! "




"....Who was it that asked you to go out with me?"




"........ Miss.. "




"Are you going to do it?"




"Okay! What can I do with that?"




"Okay then sign first"



" What kind of sign..?"









A piece of paper that Gyu-min hands me at that time _










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contract





(I) Park Jimin and Park Gyumin create a 'murder game' to take revenge.

I will try to help you, but please do not break these three rules:

I promise not to.





1. I will help you create games and use my magic to help you.

2. I will never betray you or risk my life.

3. Even if our fates diverge, (I) Park Jimin’s fate is different
I will continue to seek revenge even in this situation.


(※ Please note that if you break the rules, you will be immediately punished on the spot)



Park Gyu-min (in)            
Park Jimin (in)            





20** . ** . **






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"When did you prepare this?"



"When you were asleep"



"No.. but number 3 and ※ this.. isn't it a bit Eva?"



"Do you want to die here or just sign the contract?"



"Ha, I'll do it.."



"Yeah, good idea haha"



" ....... "



"Then shall we make a game ~?? "








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Park Gyu-min: That's the end of the story.




Kim Namjoon: No... Is this the end?




Park Gyu-min: Then how much explanation should I give?




Kim Namjoon: At least I know why the two of you ended up like this...






"If this continues, the day will pass by quickly."







Park Gyu-min: What do you care if you have nothing to do?







"Do you want to meet Yeomra in hell?"








Kim Namjoon: Oh my... Fight moderately.





Park Gyu-min: ......






"Honestly, Kim Namjoon, you are here


"Doesn't it matter?"






Kim Namjoon: Then... it doesn't matter, so I guess I can just leave this game too




"Why is this happening?"






Park Gyu-min: (Popcorn🍿 Yum yum)





Kim Namjoon: What you are explaining now is this game

The reason it was created and what kind of relationship the two had

Because that's why I'm in this game.







Park Gyu-min: (Nodding)






"Okay, let's say what you said is true.

however "






namjun kim : ..?






Park Gyu-min: .....??









"Know this"






Kim Namjoon: Yeah?








"Never get out of this game

"I can't do it"





"There is no way out of here"




















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I'm sorry that I uploaded the article late and it's so short (。•́︿•̀。)

I'm writing because the lag is so bad...

And the writing is losing its original intention more and more...

I'm really sorry ㅠ







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