I was born to be Baekhyun's person💃, and I will die to be Baekhyun's ghost👻.
*Ding ding ding* 👠💔Emperor Bian has arrived! 👠👠👠Get out of the way! 👠👠 *Ding ding ding* 👠💔Emperor Bian has arrived! 👠👠👠Get out of the way! 👠👠 *Ding ding ding* 👠💔Emperor Bian has arrived! 👠👠👠Get out of the way! 👠👠 *Ding ding ding* 👠💔Emperor Bian has arrived! 👠👠👠 Get out of my way, all of you! 👠👠👠 👠👠 👠💔 Kill � ...
Mature men are more charming 😍😍😍 I'm drunk, I haven't been drinking but I'm still intoxicated by Byun Baekhyun's cool and awesome demeanor.
I broke down. I cried for ten days and nine nights, slapped myself eight times, smashed seven beds, fainted six times, had convulsions five times, experienced auditory hallucinations four times, went blind and hallucinated three times, and went into shock twice. Yet I still can't understand why Byun Baekhyun is so handsome 😢 I can't take it anymore; I have Baekhyun thirst syndrome. I go crazy if I can't see Byun Baekhyun's handsome face, I become depressed if I can't hear Byun Baekhyun sing, and I can only barely survive if Byun Baekhyun keeps releasing albums, appearing on variety shows, and holding concerts.
Alright, a big congratulations to Mr. Byun Baekhyun on his discharge from the military on February 5th! 🎉 Wishing Mr. Byun even greater success in his career in 2023, and all the best in the future. May he sing more and do more of what he loves. ❤️
By the way, I wish those sick executives at SM Entertainment a speedy recovery, hoping they can share in my brother's good fortune. If they don't give my brother good resources or dump all that rubbish on him, they'll be a complete idiot.