"So? How’s the seduction going?"
"Oh, just great. Like, unbelievably great."
"Yeah right, keep lying."
"With that face and personality of yours? No way he’s falling for you."
"Huuuugh...ㅠㅠ"
"He’s so cold... He’s basically made of walls...ㅠ"
"...Why are you crying?"
"You wouldn’t understand. You’ve never had a hopeless crush."
"You don’t know how it feels when the person you like doesn’t even look your way… It’s like your heart’s getting ripped apart…!"
"Bluh bluh bluh—what was that?"
"...You pig. Eat all you want, swine.^^"
"I’m just trying to eat to live, and you call me a pig?!?!"
"You’re spitting food, you psycho!!"
And just like that, it ended in chaos.
What started as Yeoju opening up turned into another shouting match.
She smacked Jungkook without hesitation, snatched the sandwich from his hand, and munched on it like she hadn’t eaten in days.
Jungkook’s expression had been stiff ever since she started talking about him—Taehyung.
As if Jungkook... liked Yeoju himself.
"Why are you clinging to someone who clearly doesn’t like you?"
"Hey... don’t say that..."
"I haven’t even tried anything yet. How do I know how he feels?"
"Whatever. Do what you want."
"But don’t call me later asking to go out drinking after you get dumped."
"Wha—you're leaving already?"
"I can’t take this anymore. You’re too much."
"I’m out."
.
.
.
"God... I called Jungkook to cheer me up and he ended up even moodier than me…"
"Seriously, I don’t get him."
By the way, let me just say:
Yeoju has zero self-awareness.
Thunk—
"Waaahhㅠ Mommmㅠㅠ"
She cursed the world alone, tripped over her own foot, and landed on her butt.
Mortified and annoyed, she just started pounding the ground in frustration.
But of course... regret showed up quick.
"It’s honestly a miracle no one’s called the cops."
"...Mister...?"
"Not old enough to be called mister, thanks."
"Also, the floor’s cold. You’ll catch a cold."
"W-Wait... are you worried about me...?"
"...I’m moved..."
"I am. So get up."
"The neighbors will think something weird is going on."
"Oh god...!"
She had totally forgotten where she was.
There she was, sitting on the cold floor, grinning like an idiot just from looking at his face.
Seduction plan? Out the window.
Now she just looked like a weirdo.
What do I do?
...Right.
Run.
SLAM.
"...Huh?"
"Did… something just fly past me?"
Creeaack—
"Please forget what you saw today…"
"Sorry for all the trouble…!"
SLAM.
"Pfft..."
"She’s..."
"Actually kind of cute."