red velvet crack fic

chapter 4

wendy sits in the living room watching tv. she sees joy opening a door.

wendy: "joy what are you doing"

joy: "i am opening this door. you see how it is not open fully? thats because im only opening it a Crack."

joy stares at the distance, past your mobile's screen, to you.

wendy: "umm okay?"

wendy goes back to watching tv. she hears *pok-ki pok-ki* from the side.

wendy: "joy what are you doing"

joy: "nothing wendy unnie. i am just... Cracking my knuckles."

joy stares at the distance, past your mobile's screen, to you.

wendy: "umm okay?"

wendy goes back to watching tv. she sees something spark out of the corner of her eye.

wendy: "joy WTF ARE YOU DOING put those down"

joy holds a lit match in one hand and what appears to be a stick of dynamite in the other.

joy: "wendy unnie dont worry these are just noisemakers...also known as"

joy stares at you.

joy: "fireCRACKers."

you write joy a crack fic.

the end.