SB19 as tattoo artist
📍Errors Ahead
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["JOSH"]
You: (entering the tattoo shop)
Josh: (topless and with tattoos on his body)
You: (gazes as Josh's body appears)
Josh: (turns to you and approaches you with a smile) Hello ma'am. Are you getting a tattoo?
You: (looking at Josh's body nodding)
Josh: Okay, sit down. What design do you want?
You: (still standing)
Josh: Ma'am?Â
You: Oh, abs!
Josh: (laughed weakly at what you said) I said, what design do you want?
You: You, you are what I want--(covering my mouth at what was said)
Josh: (comes closer to you)
You: (blinking as Josh approaches) W-why are you coming closer?
Josh: (so close to you)
You: (eyes closed)
Josh: (pushing open the shop door behind you)
You: (eyes wide open and look behind you)
Josh: If you're just going to come here, you can leave the shop now. (smiles at you)
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["PABLO"]
(It's your first time getting a tattoo)
(You just found out that Pablo, your crush, has a new tattoo shop)
Pablo: Don't be so naughty, I'll start.
You: Okay. (You said it out loud because you have a crush on Pablo)
Pablo: (brings the needle closer to your back)
You: (feeling a prick in your back) Hey! Media market eh. Bet you see the grandmother?Â
Pablo: (looked at you in surprise because of what you said) Sir?
You: We haven't even started yet, but you're already poking around. (laughs heartily)
Pablo: .....
Pablo: (inserts the needle into your neck and doesn't remove it) You're so sick you need to die.
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["CARE"]
You: (crying because the tattoo hurts)
Stell: (stops tattooing you and looks at you) Hello, ma'am. Would you like some water?
You: Yes please.
Stell: (gives you water) Is this your first time?
You: (nods while drinking water)
Stell: It was like that from the beginning. It really hurt.
You: (gives the glass to Stell) Thank you.
Stell: Take a deep breath and then exhale.
You: (did what Stell said)
Stell: Feeling good po?Â
You: (smiles sparingly)
Stell: Just hold on to the hem of my dress. If you're hurt, just hold on tightly to my dress. It's okay with me. Don't cry. (wipes away your tears)
You: (nods sheepishly)
[Meanwhile…]
Stell: (continues tattooing you)
You: (tightens your grip on Stell's clothes when it hurts)
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[CARE 2.0]
You: I would like to get a tattoo on my collarbone.
Position: ...Uh sige po.
Stell: (starts tattooing you)
You: (staring at Stell)
Stell: (glanced at you and was surprised when he caught you staring at him) Why are you staring, ma'am?
You: You? Why are you staring at my chest?
Stell: H-huh? I-I?
You: (just staring at Stell)
Stell: Oh, ma'am. It's bad to accuse.
You: I'm just saying what I saw.
Stell: Oh, okay, cover your chest with a handkerchief so you don't have to worry.
You: (just staring at Stell)
Stell: (getting lost in your gaze) Okay, I'll just cover my eyes while you're being fucked. I'll adjust.
You: .....
Stell: (eyes closed as he started tattooing you. He felt your collarbone)
You: (just staring at Stell)
Stell: (opens her eyes and catches you staring at her again) Don't stare at me.
You: Why?
Stell: That's strange.
You: Why are you so distant from my gaze? Are you Ken?
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["KEN"]
Ken: Where are you from, tattoo-han?
You: On the neck, hehe. Here on the right.
Ken: Okay. I'll start by saying don't be naughty.
[Meanwhile…]
Ken: (puts the needle close to your neck)
You: (suddenly tickled and moved)
Ken: (looking at you)
You: I'm ticklish.
Ken: (approaching the needle to your neck)
You: (laughing hysterically, avoiding Ken because you feel ticklish) HAHAHAHAHA.
Ken: -,-
You: Okay. This is it. Whoooh! (inhales and exhales)
Ken: Okay, can you, ma'am?
You: (nods)
Ken: (puts the needle closer to your neck)
You: (laughing, tickled) Enebe! I'm tickled!
Ken: One more thing, ma'am, I might stick this needle in your neck because of your stubbornness. You're really dead.
You: I've been dead for a long time. I'm so dead to you, ihckkk.
Ken: It's even more annoying. -,-
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["JUSTIN"]
Justin: What design do you want, ma'am?
You: Okay, sir.
Justin: What?
You: Uh I said anything.
Justin: ...are you sure, ma'am?
You: Yes. (appealing to Jah)
Justin: ...Okay! (I see the gummy smile you have and start tattooing your back)
[Meanwhile…]
You: ...WHAT THE--
Justin: You pay, ma'am.
You: Why did you put 'Anything' behind me?
Justin: You said I should put 'anything' in it. I just followed suit, ma'am.
You: Do I look like I'm joking? Huh? Because you're handsome... I won't pay! (just about to turn around to leave)
Justin: (grabs your arm towards him and brings his face closer to yours) Do I look like I'm joking too? Ma'am?
You: (blinking, staring at Jah)
Justin: Pay first. (staring at you)
You: (suddenly kissed Jah on the lips and hurriedly left the shop) I'LL PAY THERE! (she shouted outside)
Justin: (holding his mouth open in surprise)
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