Alice in Wonderland
You... me.



종대(공룡)
Even if you don't like me right now


종대(공룡)
You're going to like me


이여주
.......But why do you think I don't like you?


종대(공룡)
Well... since you're doing that all of a sudden, it's understandable that you might not like it.


이여주
Hey lol I wouldn't even be saying this if I hated you lol



종대(공룡)
I see..... Then you like me!?


이여주
yes...


종대(공룡)
what?


이여주
So what... you punk... you're just teasing me...


종대(공룡)
yes!!


이여주
So what... are you going to date me?


종대(공룡)
Right!! Let's date!!


이여주
What... that's so random...


종대(공룡)
So you don't like it? (Sobbing)


이여주
When did I ever say I didn't like it? Yeah... I... like it.


종대(공룡)
Hehe! Then let's find the evidence!


이여주
Haha, yeah...

A few minutes later..


종대(공룡)
Yeoju~ Here!! Proof


이여주
Red... paint??


종대(공룡)
Yeah!! But they didn't have white...


이여주
Hmm... what is this... and what I found was a brush. But the strange thing is, it was under the rose bed.


종대(공룡)
That's strange... Shouldn't it be near the paint normally?


이여주
Yeah, that's right. Why is that?

하트 병장
Hey there!! The Queen of Hearts said you have to find all the evidence and make your claim within a month!!


이여주
A month... shouldn't it normally take at least two months...?

하트 병장
No! It's an order!! Otherwise, both of you will be executed!


이여주
Ha... I get it.


준면(토끼)
Are you guys looking for? Evidence?


이여주
Huh? Did you fall asleep too?


준면(토끼)
Yeah, hehe. So, I'll ask the Sergeant today. I'll gather some evidence!!


이여주
Yeah! Thanks!!

After Junmyeon left...


종대(공룡)
Lee Yeo-ju... why did you give Junmyeon that eye smile.... hmph


이여주
Haha, so cute. Is our dinosaur jealous?


종대(공룡)
Ah... no, I'm not!!! Th... uh... what do you call it... a kind of... uh...

side


이여주
Got it, so please let go of that sort of jealousy haha


종대(공룡)
Agh!!! Hey you... you... what are you.../// Get... got it. I'm letting you go!! Hmph!!


이여주
Haha, so now that I've collapsed, shouldn't I get up quickly?


종대(공룡)
I see...hmm...then the way to wake up is...


이여주
Ah!! That!!


이여주
Hmm... mmm... haa...


민석(고양이)
Are you awake? That's a relief... I was so worried because you hadn't woken up with Jongdae for three days....


종대(공룡)
Uh... um? Yeoju?


백현(강아지)
You just woke up. How could you sleep for three days? I can understand the female lead, but... you're a sleepyhead.


준면(토끼)
Hahaha, they say you didn't wake up for a day either.


민석(고양이)
Still, it's a relief that you woke up lol


이여주
that's right!

의사..(?)
(Click) I'm here to put in the medicine.


백현(강아지)
(Sniff sniff) (Inner thoughts: What is this..? He's definitely a man, but I smell women's perfume... and it smells familiar....)

의사..(?)
It goes into the rubber. It might sting a little when the medicine is injected.


백현(강아지)
for a moment!!!

Pull the syringe out of the rubber

의사..(?)
I wonder what you're doing...?


이여주
Baekhyun! The medicine splattered all over because of you!


백현(강아지)
Wait, the medicine splashing for a moment isn't the problem.


백현(강아지)
Hey, you're not a doctor, are you?

의사..(?)
Yes... yes? Um... I'm a doctor.


백현(강아지)
Don't lie. Just because you wear a doctor's coat, do you make a doctor? Kim Chaeyoung


이여주
!?


준면(토끼)
Kim Chaeyoung....?


민석(고양이)
Nah, no way...


김채영
Oh no... I got caught.


김채영
But how did you know? Byun Baekhyun


백현(강아지)
It's strange that a man smells like women's perfume.


백현(강아지)
And now it is 3 PM, time for pollen allergies.


백현(강아지)
It's 3 PM on a weekday, so that's when school ends, and especially in this neighborhood, there are a lot of people with rhinitis.


백현(강아지)
It is a busy time for the doctor, so how are you looking after every single patient room like this?


종대(공룡)
The mystery is awesome!


김채영
Ugh... I should have chosen a male nurse...


민석(고양이)
Anyway, when did you put on the eyes like this?


김채영
Who cares


이여주
.......


준면(토끼)
Hey Kim Chaeyoung, what kind of medicine were you trying to put in Yeoju?


김채영
Okay, I'll tell you this at least: paralysis and poison


종대(공룡)
You crazy b*tch

puck


김채영
Huh... hey... why... why are you paying so much attention to that bitch!!


종대(공룡)
Are you asking because you don't know? No, I don't even need to answer. Find the answer yourself.


김채영
Hah.... Fine..! I'll definitely kill that bitch someday!! Watch your back at night...


민석(고양이)
He's gone...


종대(공룡)
She's a total lunatic...


백현(강아지)
So....


이여주
.....Sob...sob....why, what did I do wrong....sob, waaah!!


준면(토끼)
Yeoju... are you okay?


이여주
Uh... *sob*...


종대(공룡)
Stop it! You're ugly!


이여주
*Gasp!* Got it...

진짜 의사
Over there, the patient from Yeoju


민석(고양이)
I will go into a brief search.


백현(강아지)
Sniff sniff


종대(공룡)
I'm going to search your body.

진짜 의사
yes yes


준면(토끼)
Just a moment, I'll check to make sure your face isn't a mask.

진짜 의사
Ow! (Pinches cheek)


종대(공룡)
That's all. The patient is in danger right now.

진짜 의사
Yes... then, the patient from Yeoju must not drink water from 3:15 to 5:15. We need to position the eye and administer anesthesia to enable vision.

진짜 의사
And if you have eye surgery today, you can be discharged in two days.

진짜 의사
And you can eat 3 hours after the surgery. Then...


민석(고양이)
Goodbye~


백현(강아지)
Thank you.


종대(공룡)
I'm sorry.


준면(토끼)
Take care~


이여주
The doctor must have looked at it strangely since four men were searching.


민석(고양이)
It's to protect you!


민석(고양이)
And from now on, I'd like Junmyeon, Baekhyun, and Jongdae to live at my house....


이여주
Huh!? Why!!!


민석(고양이)
I'm going to study abroad and will be back in two years... so... it's dangerous for the female lead to be alone.


이여주
...Then... when are you going?


민석(고양이)
Tomorrow morning at 6 AM, flight...


이여주
Haha... Have a safe trip!!


민석(고양이)
Then let's see each other every day in our dreams!


이여주
But will I be able to see it? The times are different.


민석(고양이)
Then let's write letters haha


이여주
Yeah! But... by the time you come, I'll probably have a job or be graduating from university.


민석(고양이)
Still, please take care.


종대(공룡)
But if you go, do we have to stay at Yeoju's house?


백현(강아지)
For two years..?


민석(고양이)
Yeah!! Why? Don't you want to live together?


종대(공룡)
No, no!! I want to live together!!


백현(강아지)
Why do you like this so much lol


준면(토끼)
Are you two dating? lol


종대(공룡)
huh!!!


민석(고양이)
Ah, dating... huh!?!?


백현(강아지)
Eh!? You... you're... dating...??


준면(토끼)
Is it true!? Yeoju!?


이여주
Uh... hahaha


백현(강아지)
.......I see. Right! I should make the relationship work!!


민석(고양이)
Right!! I was a little surprised!


이여주
You weren't that surprised, were you? lol


민석(고양이)
No, it's not!


백현(강아지)
.....Haha, I used to like you.


이여주
Huh? Really?


백현(강아지)
But I don't like it now!! Hehe


이여주
That's right.


종대(공룡)
Haha, yeah, you two, keep laughing!!


이여주
Ai!! I like you the best!!


종대(공룡)
Then... do this for me (points to lips)


민석(고양이)
Right now, in front of a single person....


준면(토끼)
Right, and on top of that, I found out who the Queen of Hearts is!!


이여주
Who is it?


준면(토끼)
The Queen of Hearts is none other than!


쮸글작가
I'll cut it here!! Hehe


쮸글작가
I really had a relaxing rest!! Thanks to all of you, I gained strength and courage!!!


쮸글작가
I am truly grateful, honored, and love you!!


쮸글작가
And today is Xiumin oppa's birthday!!! Yay~~!!!


쮸글작가
I got scolded in class today because I was so happy for my birthday that I blurted out, "Happy birthday, Oppa!!"... hehe.


쮸글작가
Still, I feel so relieved!!! Happy birthday, oppa♡♡


쮸글작가
I should read out today's comments, right?


쮸글작가
Today, the author is reading it for you! Some of you might be disappointed... but since I am genuinely watching, I wanted to express that, so I am reading it for you!!


쮸글작가
l LOEV Puppy!! To my owner who is always looking for Baekhyun!! Thank you so much! Please think of me, even if not as much as Baekhyun!! Thank you!! Also, can we be informal friends? Please let me know your permission in the comments!!


백현(강아지)
My master! Thank you!!


쮸글작가
Baekhyun-nim, you're so cool!! Hmm... You're a writer I really respect. I really loved it when you left comments for me. So please always keep an eye on me!


준면(토끼)
Thank you, author!


쮸글작가
EXO I love you, I'll watch over you forever!! It's so helpful and encouraging that you came back after such a long time and left a comment!! Even though you're way older than me, you've always been so close, like a friend!! Study hard!!


종대(공룡)
An older sister who is like a friend! Thank you!


쮸글작가
To the EXOL who loves Jongdae!! Haha. It must be tough juggling looking at Jongdae, reading posts, and studying every day, but thank you so much for commenting every single day!! Your love for Jongdae, commenting every day whether I'm happy or sad!! Thank you!!


준면(토끼)
Jongdae, you're bored, right? That's why I came!! Thank you!


쮸글작가
Confident Excel!! Thank you so much for telling me to rest well!! It allowed me to rest with peace of mind!! Thank you every day!! And let's be friends!! I don't like feeling uncomfortable!! Please leave a comment!!


종대(공룡)
Since it's half-friendship... I'm adding Jongdae too!! Thank you!


쮸글작가
EXO-EXO-L!! Is it just me, or has it been a while since I last saw you? Maybe it's because of the hiatus, but it feels like it's been a long time!! Maybe that's why... I'm even more grateful!! Thank you so much!! Also, would it be okay if we became casual friends? I want to take this opportunity to get comfortable with everyone!! Please leave a comment!!


민석(고양이)
Haha, thank you again today!!


쮸글작가
Olbarun EXO-nim!! You are the reader who comments on my innocent cohabitation posts every day!!! Thank you always... I've never said this before, but thank you every day!! I'll do my best!!


백현(강아지)
Keep up the good work!! Thank you~~


쮸글작가
l LOVE Puppy!! That must have been really scary ㅠㅜ I feel like even you wouldn't have been able to use any self-defense techniques!! Always be careful walking at night, okay? ㅠㅠ!!


쮸글작가
You're my Peter Pan!! To think your bias is Baekhyun!! I guessed it right!! I was bound to guess... but I'm still glad I got it right!! Thanks for commenting every day!!


쮸글작가
If all the EXOL who love Jongdae love him, please love the writer too!! He's so popular.... Tch.... So please love me too!!


쮸글작가
Baekhyuni Awesome-nim!! You respect me.... I appreciate the respect, but!! Baekhyuni Awesome-nim is the one who is cooler and writes better!! You're the one!! I admit that!! Got it? Hehe, thanks!


쮸글작가
Always EXO O.M.O!! At first, I replied without even knowing you were the author of the story I really love, but when I checked, I was genuinely surprised to find out you really are! We were even playing catch-up in the comments lol. I was really surprised!! Thank you!! For leaving a comment!!


쮸글작가
Righteous EXO!! Jongdae is so popular!!! I'm jealous. So please love me too!! Are you jealous..... So please love me too!!!. And thank you!!!


쮸글작가
And lastly!! I love EXO, I'll watch over you forever!! It feels so good that so many people are leaving comments now!! Jongdae is really popular!! Haha. Still, I love EXO, I'll watch over you forever. Isn't Xiumin your bias, unnie? If not, never mind.... And thank you!!


쮸글작가
Okay!! I’ve read out for everyone like this. Thank you all so much; I was truly touched. I love you all every day♥♥ Then, goodbye♡♡