EXO Q&A Collection
bad words
자까
Hoo-!! Hello, I am the author.
자까
I finally changed my phone!! I'm finally saying goodbye to my old phone...
자까
This week's topic is... 'What if the female protagonist (me) uses foul language?'! The situation is... Let's say that EXO really hates foul language!
Statu~
J..Please apply for a topic.. (I'm running out of ideas)
※ This episode contains profanity and vulgar language. If you are uncomfortable with this, please do not watch this episode!! ※
a) Xiumin
나
Oh, shit. This is difficult.
While solving a math problem with Woomin, I unconsciously cursed while having a hard time solving it.
시우민
W..what?!
나
What!! (Confident)
시우민
You little punk—our Kim Yeo-ju baby shouldn't use words like that!
나
Am I a baby!!
시우민
To me, it's a baby~
b) Guardian
나
Wow... he's so damn handsome..
수호
..?! (whoosh)
나
Shubaㅠㅠ I love you oppa!!
수호
W..what?! Huhㅡ!!
When I praised our Byun Baekhyun oppa with some harsh words, Suho flinched slightly(?).
수호
What did you just say?!
나
Why, what!! I can't be a fan too??!
수호
No, I just felt like I got really... ugh... cursed at ^^
수호
Pretty words... Let's use some pretty words..!
Suho is confused whether it is because of jealousy or because of cursing!
c) Ray
나
Oh shit
레이
...?
나
I feel like shit..
레이
??
레이
Yoju..? What does that mean..?!
This guy is so innocent that he doesn't even know how to curse.
나
Ah...ahahaha!! Hmm...a little...expression?!
레이
Oh shit,
나
?!
레이
pretty.
ㅁ..What is this, you're applying it right away?!
레이
like this..?
자까
Yeah (bubbly)
d) Baekhyun
I went to the meeting place where I was supposed to meet Baekhyun, but he's not here yet. What the... He was already here...?
나
what...
It's a bit late...
[Baekhyun, are you really late?? I'm going to go inside the building first??]
I sent the text... Should I go in now?
The moment I was about to take a stepㅡ
백현
Wowaaa ...
나
Hey, this is easy!!
I was so surprised... ahem...
백현
Me... Yeoju... Just now... To me...
(Byeonmu look)
나
No... I didn't know you were...
백현
Baekhyun won't speak until the female protagonist uses nice words..
나
No, I'm sorry!!!
e) Chen
첸
Phew hahahahahaha
나
...
Eight!! (Phone Spike)
나
It's fucking unsolvable.
첸
Puha ...
나
Don't be so annoying.
첸
What the...?!
나
What the... what should I do?
Ta-ak
나
ah!!!!
첸
I didn't even hit her hard! The female protagonist is pretty, so use pretty words~
f) Chanyeol
Click! Click, click!
The quiet but subtle sound of typing echoes in a small room,
And breaking it,
찬열
Ugh..ughhhhh!!
나
No, Park Chanyeol!!!! What are you doing!!!
찬열
Aaaah, aaaah!! Where are you going from here, heroineㅡ?! I'm dyingㅡ!! Woohoo!!!
나
No, run away..
The moment I moved my hand to see, Chanyeol was already in game over.
나
One...fuck..
It came out unconsciously, unconsciously!!
찬열
...?
찬열
Kim Yeo-ju,
나
Uh..huh?
I promised Chanyeol that I wouldn't use foul language, but... this is too much!!
자까
(Suddenly) No, no, if Chanyeol is right, then everything is right.
찬열
Okay, you didn't forget your promise, right?
나
Wish...what is this...
찬열
...Ugh
찬열
So cute!! So cute (ㅜㅜ)ㅡ
What is this big hand on my cheek?
g) Dio
나
I thought very carefully and thought deeply about what my seniors said.
Sorry, you can't.
Is this not enough?
Is this all you have, junior?
Hey kid, do it your way, you punk.
Shut up and listen, you piece of shit.
나
This is fucking frustrating. What the f*ck do you want me to do? My head hurts.
For the first time, very harsh words came out of my mouth freely, and very naturally,
디오
Will it be solved if you curse?
Oh right, you did it in front of your boyfriend?
나
Shit. My boyfriend can't even take his girlfriend's side.
나
Oh..no!!! Why are you suddenly like thisㅡ (speechless)
디오
Don't say things like that...
Before he could swear any more, Kyungsoo wisely(?) responds with a kiss.
디오
...your pretty lips will get dirty.
Kyungsoo is hitting my lips again!
자까
Kyungsoo ㅠㅠ I love you ㅜㅜ
독자분들🌸
The writer here is strange...
h) Kai
카이
Sister...
나
...
카이
Lay down... Play with me...
나
Sorry, I'm a bit busy right now.
카이
Hey, big sister!! You're always so annoying!! You don't even play with Johnny..
나
You're going to play with me for a little while, you piece of shit!!!
I accidentally spilled coffee on the document. What the heck.
카이
Hey-!! Be careful hehe But Si- Huh, Si what?
나
...
As an older sister, I have nothing to say...
카이
Well, it's already ruined anyway...
카이
..Will you play with me?
A bear who thinks of his sister's worries before swearing🐻
i) Sehun
세훈
Look at me!!
나
(Whew) Huh?
세훈
Dehuni, I'm sorry~
나
Hey, easy- so cute..
세훈
Huh? Hehehe
세훈
Sister..
나
huh?
세훈
My sister is so fucking cute that she could make a fucking big globe explode~
자까
Hooooooo! I'm done! 2076 characters!..
자까
Since there are so many members, it had to be long, right? Thank you so much for reading this long post!
자까
Our penguin-obsessed, acting-idol, and main vocalist, Do Kyungsoo! I pray that he will be healthy in the military and that we will see him again with a bright and healthy look!! ♡♡ㅠㅠ❣🙊😭♥️
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자까
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독자분들🌸
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