I'm BTS V's younger brother! (Kim Taehyung)
3. I am BTS V's younger brother!



태형
Little brother... It's been a while


정국
hi....?

여주
.......

bang!


태형
??? Is it closed now?


정국
I think so...


태형
I'm going crazy


태형
Little brother ㅠㅜㅠ Hehehe I'm sorry, brother ㅠㅠㅠ Hehehe I committed a mortal sin Hehehe I'm sorry for not contacting you Hehehe I'm sorry Hehehe Open the door please...

주민
Oh my god, it's so loud!!!!!!!! What the hell are you doing!!!!!!


태형
......sorry....


정국
Ugh....

여주
........

Clank

여주
If you're going to come in, come in quickly;;. Why are you causing trouble in someone else's house;;;


태형
Little brother... someone else's house...


정국
hi....

여주
?

여주
?????

여주
Are you crazy? Why are you dressing up your friend as our cute, chubby, sexy, and handsome Jeon Jungkook? Look at his personality, he's going to explode.


정국
.....? I'm really Jeon Jungkook...

여주
No? This isn't our sexy, honey-sweet voice of Jungkook oppa.


태형
That crazy kidㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

여주
What the f*ck;


태형
.....sorry


정국
It's true...

여주
Okay, I'll give you a problem, so try to guess it.


정국
problem...?

여주
What is Jeon Jungkook's date of birth?


정국
September 1, 1997

여주
hmm

여주
What is the only thing that Jeon Jungkook is afraid of?


정국
Microwave elevator

여주
? what

여주
What was the name of the high school Jeon Jungkook attended?


정국
Seoul Performing Arts High School

여주
When Jeon Jungkook ranked the members by appearance, who was ranked 7th?


정국
Jimin hyung

여주
What animal does Jeon Jungkook resemble?


정국
rabbit

여주
Who is Jeon Jungkook's brother?


정국
brother

여주
Which singer is Jeon Jungkook a fan of?


정국
IU

여주
Crazy shit, you're crazy, oppa, this is ridiculous, honestly, what? Even if you put on makeup, it wouldn't have looked like that, huh? I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, I love youㅠㅜㅠ

여주
I'm really a crazy fan of oppa ㅠㅜㅠㅠ I'm a Sungdeok!!!


정국
Haha ...


태형
Hey, can't you see my brother? Thanks to whom we met?

여주
Ah~ That cool Kim Taehyung who I haven't contacted for 2 and a half years is my older brother?


태형
No, listen, there are circumstances.

여주
What's going on? LOL It's not like you abandoned me because BTS started doing well back then, right?


태형
hey

여주
what;;;


태형
Why are you talking like that?

여주
Honestly, that's true lol

여주
Since then, things have been going well with blood, sweat, and tears, so I cut off contact with you, lol

여주
And then two and a half years later, you contact me and ask me to live in your dorm? Haha. Who do you think you are? Are you trying to make money by using my age? What are you going to do? Haha.


태형
No, listen, it's true that we did well during the blood, sweat, and tears period, but as we started to do well, the number of sasaeng fans increased significantly. So they got my number and kept calling me. Eventually, I changed my phone number. But I memorized your number, but I must have memorized it wrong. When I called, it wasn't you. That's how it was.


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After not being able to contact you for two and a half years, I found your phone number. And since you asked me to come to your dorm, it's dangerous to live alone since you're still a middle school student. I was so worried when I heard you were living alone.

여주
I'm fine... and you don't remember my number? That's too much. And why don't you just call your mom and ask her what my number is?


태형
Oh... I see

여주
^^^^^^^^


태형
Well, that aside, is that what middle schoolers are doing these days? Oh my, the Exciting Boys, the Spine Breaker, and the Burning Boys are all coming together.

여주
Are you crazy? Why do you hear that;;;


태형
Your voice is so loud

여주
The bastard


태형
Taehyung oppa, you're my oppa

여주
Lee Eung

여주
Jeong-gi oppa.....


정국
huh?

여주
You're so handsome ㅠㅠㅠ Why am I not 23;;; Why am I in 8th grade? Why am I not 23;; Why am I not Jeon Jungkook's younger sister;;; Why am I not Jeon Jungkook's girlfriend;; Why am I not BTS's manager;;; Why am I not Jeon Jungkook's family;;;


태형
Shit

여주
huh.


정국
You're cute. Do you want to date your brother?


태형
Don't be a jerk, Jungkook...


정국
Why lol

여주
I'm lost. Please write an article about 15-year-old Kim Yeo-ju dying from cardiac arrest due to BTS's Jungkook.


태형
Haha


태형
I'm more handsome...

여주
Lee Eung


태형
To be honest, when you were in 5th grade, you thought Taehyung was the most handsome guy, and now you're throwing him away?

여주
yes


태형
Come into our room

여주
Why are you trying to beat me?


태형
Are you crazy? I'm worried about you living alone. No, Mom and Dad are weird too. What kind of family is this? They're letting a middle schooler live alone. Our family isn't normal.

여주
Oh yeah~ That's abnormal~ Like my brother~


태형
Let's go to the accommodation.

여주
Then I live in a dorm? What about school?


태형
Huh? Your school and our dorm are close~~~

여주
Lee Eung


태형
Pack quickly and put it in the car.

여주
Are you going today?


태형
Then shall we go tomorrow?

여주
huh


태형
I have a schedule, you punk

여주
Do you drive too?


정국
No, I

여주
Wow, aren't you crazy?? Am I experiencing that moment where it's not Jeon Jungkook, but Jungkook oppa, turning around and grabbing the steering wheel and backing up? This is crazy. My grave is in Jeon Jungkook's car, not Jungkook oppa's car.

여주
When I die, please bury me in my brother's car.


태형
Are you crazy;; Riding around in a car filled with dead people?


정국
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ so cute


태형
Pack your bags, you son of a bitch

여주
Yeah your face~


태형
Let's just wait and see, really;;;