I’m BTS’s Min Yoongi’s younger sister

01. Bring me some ramen.

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Hey, Min Yoonji

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What?

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Go boil some ramen

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Ah, oppa should go boil it and eat it

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You don’t have any schedule today?

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Yeah, I’m on vacation

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So you boil it, okay?><

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....This punk.....is he really my oppa...???

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Then, auntie....

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Oppa^^

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Um......I’m sorry

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Am I an old lady?

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Ah

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No, no, Your Highness

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Hah, I’ll let it slide this once

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What kind of ramen do you want?

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The one from ×

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Okay, wait

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See? It’s good for bossing your younger sibling around

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Heh

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What did you say?

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Ah, nothing

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Yeah

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Done, all made

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Thanks

Then the doorbell rings

Ding dong

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Min Yoonji, you open it

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Shit?

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???

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You said shit to your oppa?

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I’m sorry....

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Since I’m eating ramen, open the door

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...okay

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(annoyed) What is it, who is it first thing in the morning.....

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Hi hi

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Huh...??? Jwan-oppa, what’s up?

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Just came by

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Without a reason?

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Yeah

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Hah, come in

김석진

Oh, okay

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Munch munch

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Huh? Jinhyung?

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Oh, Yoonki, I want a bite too

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Nope

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Hyung can boil his own and eat it

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ㅡㅡ It was Yoonji who made it

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Tch, if you’re gonna be that stingy, I’m not eating it

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......Oppa, are you really 35?

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I think your mental age is lower than mine

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Oh, Seokjin

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Hah, (shaking head, here we go again)

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.....???? Me

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Yeah, not you—where’s Seokjin?

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......

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But Yoonji, why are you talking down to me?

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You’re 20, right?><

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So we’re the same age

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Hey, Yoonji, I mean, that’s just how I’m talking

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Yoonji, call me oppa

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Yeah, uncle

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.....Why am I an uncle

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Jinhyung, sorry, but you are uncle age

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.....Yoonki, not you too.....

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Ah, you and Yoonji are 14 years apart, right? Then you’d be an uncle too

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Yoonki-oppa is familyㅡㅡ he’s my real brother

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Eek, that’s so mean

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Can’t you call me oppa?

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Yeah, mister

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Pfft..

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......Mister, huh......

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Yoonji, I hate you. I’m not playing with you

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Fine, don’t play then

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......

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Ugh....Yoonki, stop Yoonjiㅠㅠㅠ

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Yoonji

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Huh?

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Enough now

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Tch, but this was fun

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What?

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It was a prank?

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Yep, it was a prank, oppa

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.....

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You really surprised me.....

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Ah, sorry

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If you’re sorry, buy me ice cream

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(playful expression) What, shaking down your little sibling now?

김석진

No, seriously, Yoonji, you’re really too much. I said if I’m sorry, buy me ice cream; when did I ever shake you down? How can you do that to me!!!!

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Whoa, kkkk no, I’ve heard a line like that somewhere

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Yeah, Yoonji, that’s what you’re thinking of

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Are you laughing??? Is what I’m saying funny?

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Noooo kkkk Oppa, it sounds like the way you talk to Namjoon-oppa kkkk

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Ah....(awkward)

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Heheㅋㅋㅋ Okay, enough pranking, I’ll buy you ice cream

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What do you want?

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I want a Jewel Bar that looks like me><

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Hyung, not a Pig Bar?

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Kheup.....

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(hurt feelings)

The end

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