Jhope's mysterious girlfriend
the day I met him
📲: My dear baby ~~
📱: Yes, what's wrong, hyung?
📲: It's nothing important, I just missed you so much I couldn't stand it.
📱: Is your mouth made of candy?? Why is it so sweet?
📲: You're too kind :)) But hey, I have some good news for you! Do you want to hear it?
📱: What good news? Tell me!
📲: The good news is I'm getting married to you!
📱: *splutters* (I choked on my food after hearing that :>) What? I haven't agreed yet, and we haven't signed the marriage certificate, how can you marry me?
📲: Haha, I was just joking! The good news is I'm coming to Vietnam soon and we'll get to meet!
📱: But we've already talked on the phone, so why do we need to meet again?
📲: It's more fun not meeting in person so I can see my girlfriend in the flesh.
📱: No!!
📲: Huh...why not? What's the big deal?
📱: But now isn't the time for us to meet, let's wait a few more years, okay?
📲: But I want to know why?? Why wait? We have to meet publicly someday, don't we? Why do you keep...
📱: I don't know, but we're not ready to meet right now.
📲: But I already booked the tickets, and I have other plans in Vietnam.
📱: Okay, then you should go ahead and perform your concept show. If possible, I'll come and meet you there on that day.
📲: So, I'll get to meet you then?
📱: Not really, I'm just saying if it's possible... I'm not sure either.
📲: Um, it's okay if you're busy, just go ahead and work... well... there are a lot of ARMYs at Concept too, so... it's fine!
📲: By the way, could you come to my house that day?
📱: I'm sorry, but my house is quite messy, so it's not convenient for you to come over. Besides, it's not the right time for you to come over yet.
📲: You're becoming more and more mysterious.
📱: Haha, take your time, then the porridge will be mashed properly.
📲: ??
📱: Okay, goodbye then 👋
📲: Goodbye, my dear
Me: Oh my god, I was so scared! If he came to our house, he'd know I'm an Army! Thank God I escaped this awkward situation!
Me: After this incident, I'll probably be scared for life! *If I ever marry him, I'll make him eat vegetarian for months on end! Hmph, don't even think about giving me a heart attack!*