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Okay, let's get to the first chapter

Alright, let's get on with the first chapter. Let's write a really cool and dramatic story. Alright, I'm Stay and Luvity, so I'm doing it for both of us, lol.

Damn, dude, I went to Korea in a boat I stole from the sea in Santa Marta, dude, and I arrived like a total diva, damn, I arrived soaking wet, man.

Damn, and I realized I'd arrived in Korea, but on the fat guy's side, in North Korea, and damn, some fucking cops showed up, I'm dying of laughter.

The guys picked me up and were talking to me in "taka taka" and I was like, "uh-huh" because I don't speak "taka taka," they put me in jail, supposedly.

Damn, and over there they put me in a cage like a cow cage, but really malnourished cows, damn, you could see their bones, no way!

It looked like they hadn't even been given a little bit of shit, well, I wasn't that different because damn it, that's when I came-

I left Colombia, damn it, I came back empty-handed, not even with a Bogota empanada, or a tamale, or anything, damn it, I got on that boat without knowing where I was going

I was going and almost made it to South Korea, I had to go to North Korea like a toad as always, in North Korea the only one who eats is-

That idiot president is about to explode, and the truth is that he won't even feed his spouse, damn it, that fucking basketball.

Damn, that's it for this stupid chapter I just wrote. If you're going to do the same as me, at least bring the chicken from the house.

Comment, I'm just writing stupid shit so you guys can get votes, Stays report in because I highly doubt any Luvitys are here.

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