Not a Serious Fic
HELLO HELLO
S.COUPS
Hello there CARROT
S.COUPS
You’re looking CRUNCHY today
S.COUPS
Though I do not know how you are here... I humbly welcome you
Cookie Monster
Ur scaring them, es coopy
S.COUPS
The name is S.COUPS!! For the umpteenth time!!
Cookie Monster
Maybe dis carrot here doesn’t understand ur fancy English... talk more easyyyy
S.COUPS
If that is what I must, I shall.
S.COUPS
HELLO.
*mysterious buzzing noise*
S.COUPS
What is that? OH A BEE *smacks it awaaaaay to Narnia*
S.COUPS
OH YA anyway;
S.COUPS
Welcome, yes I can speak English because here in jail everyone can apparently.
S.COUPS
You are about to get transported with me... and my gang haha #yolo
Cookie Monster
Ur scaring the carrot
S.COUPS
Right... *licks lips* crunchy...
S.COUPS
Oh uhm- sorry
S.COUPS
WAIT... IS THAT A COOKIE I SEE YOU HOLDING??
S.COUPS
NO NO NO. YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE
You
Omg... I didn’t even do anything and I’m locked up in here!! Ugh... this sucks... he was so mean to me >^<
You hear somebody gag from behind your jail cells bars.
Woozi
CRINGY
You gasp and turn around in SH0CCK to see a man with bRown hair
You
Excuse me..!! Who are you?? WOOZI?
Woozi
Who you calling woozy?
You
Isn’t that your name?!!
Woozi
What would you know, carrot?
You
I wonder why everyone is calling me a carrot...
Woozi
Uh, riiiight....
The man slowly walked away from your cell. You suddenly felt so lonely.
You
I’M GONNA BE ALONE IN HERE FOREVER
As you started to cry, you suddenly realised...
You
WAIT! ESCOOPY SAID I WOULD BE TRANSPORTED WITH HIS FRIENDS!!
You
I wonder when...
You
AAAAAAH!! *thump*
You feel terrified as you look around and notice you are in a creepy underground train station.
You
Where am I?!!!! AASHXBCBBCCB BB BCBCBNCKDKLALWE AAAAA HELP MEEE AAJDJSLQLWLKDJNDNC
You
Ababababababababababa.... aHABAAAAH
Cookie Monster
Wut r u sayin carroty
You
AHH! C-Cookie? Cookie Monster?? Is it really you?
Cookie Monster
Yas... it me.. come with me. We going to bebenteen.
You
Twenty?
Cookie Monster
Yas, escoopy’s friend and him called bebenteen. Number after sixteen
Cookie Monster takes your hand and drags you into the light...
Unknown Voice
*in the distance* HEY! IS THAT A CARROT???