Welcome, is this your first time on Earth? 4 - Secret Magic School

김태형

Wow (sparkling) Is this home?

Lee Chan pressed Taehyung's mouth with his front paw?

이 찬

Then where would it be if it were home?

김태형

Oh my gosh!! But I'm still new to the house!

육성재

Is this your first time seeing the house?

이 찬

Ahhh~ You don't know.

육성재

...(eeriness)

육성재

What the heck!! Tell me too!

이 찬

Okay.

육성재

huh.

이 찬

Originally, kids like us were sent to school as soon as we were born.

이 찬

That doesn't mean I won't see my mom and dad forever. My mom and dad only come to school once a year.

이 찬

And when you turn 25, go to Earth and live a normal life.

이 찬

So, at our age, this is the first time we've had a house like that.

김남준

But you're 27, senior. You're 2 years older than me~(fact)

이 찬

...Shut up!

육성재

Oh- but then are there more foxes like you? (curious)

이 찬

yes?

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I don't have parents! I'm the last of my line! (cheerful) (No... I don't need to be cheerful...)

육성재

Ah...mi, maan...(I feel like I touched something I shouldn't have)

이 찬

It's okay!!

Uh..yeah..but can't you do something about being aegyo..?

It's disgusting that you're eating like that at 27...

전정국

Oww..(flutters)

김태형

Huh? Jungkook, what are you doing?

전정국

Ah! I want to see what lives in that refrigerator!

전정국

No..! This is...

전정국

Yum♡

Jungkook found some Vera ice cream in the fridge and ate it. (Wow, what a smart guy..)

After all, ice cream is the best. For those who forget, there is only death.

전정국

Ohhh-!! (I discovered the world of taste) (There's something tastier than the earthworm spaghetti I've ever had..!)

김태형

J, Jungkook! Don't eat anything! You'll get sick!

전정국

Not me!

전정국

There is no way this will betray me!!!

김남준

?I told you not to eat anything!

전정국

...ugh..

전정국

Woohoo... (in another sense, a real man) (Who knew ice cream could make your stomach feel this cold~)

육성재

?Why is he like that..

전정국

!!!(Urgent)

전정국

(Flap flap)

...?Speak with your body?

김태형

Correct answer!! Duck!

전정국

(Dori Dori)

전정국

(foot thump)

김남준

Correct answer! Toilet!

전정국

(Nodding, nodding, nodding)(Urgent)

육성재

If it's a bathroom, it's on the left...

Ssaeng- (Oh my... what just passed by...) (scratching)

육성재

..what just now..

이 찬

Pack him some ice cream when he leaves.

육성재

I think that's how it should be.

이 찬

?That ice cream..

육성재

Huh?

이 찬

...Isn't that Mr. Ice's ice cream?

육성재

no...

육성재

Who is the ice man again?

전정국

Wow~ so cool~

이 찬

let's go.

김태형

Where are you?

김남준

Where are you?

전정국

What is it?

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To see the ice cream.

No, what the... is this nonsense!!

Jjang- (You won't believe it, but the sound of a door opening)

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Ohh ...

No..! Why you again!

...handsome...

As soon as Lee Chan arrived, that man named Ice put up a barrier so he couldn't be seen from outside.

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Dude!

Lee Chan's head, which was running towards him, was caught by the ice man(?).

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Ugh...

Hey you fox, you little babbling bastard.

Can't you see I'm working? No, can't you see this??

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No..I was going to buy you some ice cream..I guess I'll just have to go..

Wherever you are, you should buy something.

이 찬

okay!

이 찬

What do you all want to eat?

육성재

I am cotton candy from a strange country!

전정국

...Huh?

김남준

Oh, I saw this in a book.

김남준

I am a shooting star.

Iceman, no. Gong Yoo looked at them with a rather interesting expression.

And then he opened his mouth.

Oh, so you guys are from above too?

김태형

Yes..? Where is the top..?

김남준

You idiot, I'm asking if you're from Secret.

김태형

Aha~

김태형

But I'm not stupid?! Didn't Jungkook know that either!?

전정국

Oh, no? Okay, okay? What the?!?!

Whoa whoa, buddy... no need to get so excited...

이 찬

..? (I felt the conversation was getting more and more off track.)

이 찬

No, what are you going to eat?

육성재

I'm cotton candy from a strange country, you know?

김남준

That shooting star

김태형

Joe... uhmm...,

김태형

Juseo, that sweet taste of ice cream cake~

김태형

Big,,,(suddenly feeling embarrassed)

김태형

I'm Berry Berry Strawberry..

전정국

Nana nana! My sister is an alien!!

이 찬

Hmm..yeah! I'm Mango Tanggu!!

Okay, I'll give it to you.

Then Gong Yoo scooped up some ice cream and froze it again with the cold air coming from his hands.

Okay. Cotton Candy in Wonderland, Shooting Star, Very Berry Strawberry, My Sister is an Alien, Mango Tanggu.

김태형

8ㅁ8...

Taehyung was reluctant to eat ice cream.

이 찬

Hmm..yumnya..not a mug? yum

김태형

Oh my... the germs that were on that ice guy's hands... might be here!

...(bacteria...)(wound)

이 찬

It's okay! That body is so cold that even bacteria can't survive there.

이 찬

So, whenever summer came at school, I would hang on the arm of the ice man with Chae Yeo-ju... (The memories are still vivid)

Oh... Just thinking about that time...

전정국

Ugh... (eaten it all)

전정국

(Look around, look around)

전정국

(Seeing Namjoon eating a shooting star)

전정국

Ah~

김남준

?

전정국

Brother. Here, ahhh~ (Please give me ice cream-)

김남준

....ruler.

전정국

Hehehe I'll just take a bite♡

김남준

...!!

Jungkook took a bite and quickly ate the ice cream, then gave the cone to Namjoon.

전정국

Ugh! Tsk tsk tsk tsk! Ussr! (Ugh! Chagachagachaga! It's so annoying!)

전정국

(I want to eat it but it's too cold, and I want to spit it out but it's so delicious..♡)

센세

So, there is a part of our brain called A that always controls the body's functions, and this is where abilities come from.

센세

Do you remember that our abilities include immortality, psychopathology, animus communicator, clairvoyance, telekinesis, freezing, mind reading, regeneration, teleportation, time fuse, xenoglossy, and passinate?

학생들

yes-

센세

Among them, the teacher is a psychopath! ^!^

Oh my sensei..

Aren't you just a psycho...?

채여주

Haam- (I'm taking classes at the age of 27, when I should be graduating...)

정수정

(Focus) (This is a 27th grade student who looks strong but is mentally retarded and cannot graduate.)

and..

센세

Psychopath is the ability to read what I come into contact with. (26th female protagonist's junior sensei.) (In the meantime, I'll just explain my ability.)

You can't lecture while tying up students in chains, sensei.. Are you even human after doing that!? This is a violation of human rights!!!! (..? What's wrong with paying for a lecture yourself...)

And I'm 27 years old and living a normal life on Earth!! What a boring class!

센세

Dear senior student Yeoju. (..what is this..lol) I know it's boring, but please bear with it because next is art.

Hmm... You can't just hit it. Yeah, yeah.

Even though I'm not 100% in art! But still... I'm good at art... (wrinkles)

센세

And our muscles are lighter and more elastic than those of Earthlings, so bones don't break easily and the muscles block them.

센세

Of course there is a way. Even if it is broken, students with regenerative abilities can regenerate it and heal it, right?

센세

Even if you're a cripple, everyone knows that, right?

학생들

yes-

At this time, there was someone who was startled and couldn't answer...

Jeong Su-jeong is here. Even if you read it backwards, it's Jeong Su-jeong. Even if you read it straight, it's Jeong Su-jeong.

정수정

...Hmph..ㅎ (What is our Min-gyu doing right now? He must have gone to the hospital because he's a cripple.ㅎㅎ)

이 찬

he..

I got kicked out

Okay guys...

The ice cream container stuck here...

What are you going to do if you take it out like this and eat it?

+Hehehe I've exceeded 3000 characters haha I have to go write something else now hahaha