The Gauntlet - Babowa Cheonsa
Ch.10 - The War Games Pt. 1


Angel
Annyeong~. The War Games has begun, and my team will be performing "Right Round" by Flo Rida ft. Kesha.

Angel
I'm handling the choreography.

Angel
Sali's the main vocals.

Angel
Asha's the main rapper.

Angel
Elli will be the lead vocal.

Angel
Ivy unnie is the sub vocal.

Angel
And Midori is our center and main dancer.

Angel
We're up against this team.

Angel
Team "One in Le Million," led by Mimi Constantino. She's really mean, like she's the female version of Bruce, Kang, and Miggy.

Angel
Their lead vocal is Serene Lin. She's a bit of an idiot but she means well.

Angel
Their main vocal is CJ Carolina. She's from the original class F and moved up to B, and I'll be honest, she's good. She can carry them.

Angel
They also have Mei Lee as a sub vocal. She hasn't popped off yet but she can do it if she wanted to.

Angel
Sophie Parikit, who is obviously their maknae or the youngest. I'm guessing she's their lead vocal.

Angel
But the biggest threat on their team is Maryse del Huerta, Michelle's younger sister. She's amazingly talented, and she ranked at A.

Angel
To think that she ranked better than her sister speaks volumes, and she's the rapper.


Mike
Alright, I'm hoping you girls got your choreos ironed out. Angel, have you recorded your dance?


Angel
Yes, sir.


Mike
Let's see it.

.....


Mike
Okay, you kept it simple for the other team to work it out. I guess you have something up your sleeve.


Ivy
It's the War Games, after all.


Mimi
Yeah, and we're gonna beat your slutty butts down and eliminate you all.


CJ
Mimi, come on, don't provoke them.


Maryse
Yeah, knock it off. Be thankful Angel had the generosity to share the choreo or else we're f*cked.


Mimi
Like I'd listen to you both.


Maryse
Why don't you shut the f*ck up and act like an actual leader, you f*cking dumbass? Miss Class A who went all down to class F.


Mike
Whoa, whoa! Don't fight in here.


Sophie
Ate Mimi, ate Maryse, please don't fight.


Mimi
Bah, shut up, Sophie.


CJ
Me!


Mei
We're gonna lose if this keeps up.


Asha
...I'll bet 100 pesos, Mimi flunks it for her team.


Ivy
I'll give you 200 she makes her own sh*t.


Midori
300 and I show you my boobs, Mimi gets kicked out.


Ivy
Midori-chan.


Midori
What?


Angel
There are no boys here.


Ivy
The hell do you wanna show your tits to us, girl?


Midori
Oh. Sorry, I thought Ron and Clarens are here!


Elli
You like Clarens?!


Midori
A bit, yeah. You like him, too?


Elli
He's cute!


Sali
Focus, you two. That's why we didn't have boys here.


Ivy
Yeah right, "Randy."


Sali
*blush* HOY!


Angel
Would you look at that? We have potential significant others.


Asha
Call it inspired, girl!


Sali
Ooh, who's yours, Ange?


Angel
Omo. Walked right into that one....



Midori
Is it Hongshin-senpai?


Angel
No.



Midori
Rody-sama?


Angel
Not him either. Give him to Asha.


Asha
SHH!



Midori
Don't tell me it's Ralph David?


Angel
Ew, no! He's a pervert and a creep!


Midori
Hang on, let me guess....



Midori
Adam-kun?


Angel
Uhm... Adam is sweet but he's... really creepy. The way he stares at me is really unsettling.


Midori
Okay, I give up. I'll just say someone in here.


Ivy
You really are a dumbass. There's only one boy Angel likes here.


Midori
*gasp* WHO?!

*kreee....*


LD
Uhh... we, uhm... brought some water for everyone in case you're thirsty.


Angel
Ooppa~!


LD
*blush* H-Hi, Angel.


Midori
*gasp* NO~.


Elli
Aye, Dori-chan. You're slow.


Midori
I thought they were just friends!


Angel
Did you eat already?


LD
Just a big cookie and a Yakult. How about you?


Angel
Not yet, but we'll eat after this. There's a fishball and fried cheesestick stand outside. Wanna eat with me?


LD
Fishball and cheesestick... yeah, I'm in the mood for fishball and cheesestick.


Angel
Yay~! It's a date then!


Midori
*Pikachu face*


CJ
What was that about?


Maryse
Bebe time, I guess.


Mimi
Great, nice job, Lawrens! Distract her!


Angel
Shut up, Mimi.


Mike
Focus now. Thanks for the refreshments, Lawrens.


LD
Anytime.


Raj
This is all Lawrens' idea, by the way. We just egged him on.


Gino
Yeah. Apparently he has a bit of sep anx.


CJ
Sep anx from what?


Sheena
Who else? He misses Angel.


Angel
Oppa, being the little bugger that he is, just looked at Sheena like this.


Angel
Aww, oppa.


Mike
Alright, get back to practice now. If we wanted some lovey dovey crap, we'd be in Starstruck instead.


Angel
Bye, oppa!


Ivy
(stares at LD) ....

Ivy
(I like LD, too....)


Mike
The song's rap-heavy, so I hope you girls got some serious rappers.


Asha
Right here, sir Mike. If I flunk, please take care of me.


Mike
A girl with your height? Sheeeit, you're taller than half of the boys. You're even taller than my dad.


Maryse
I'm rapping for my team.


Mike
Maryse~. I expected it already given your caliber.


Mimi
Hey, I thought I'm rapping!


Maryse
Sweetheart, seriously? You wanna do the choreo, you wanna be the lead vocal and main vocal, now you wanna be the rapper, too?


Maryse
What does that make the rest of our team? Mimi and Friends?


Mimi
Hmph.


Mei
Mimi, seriously, knock it off. You can't do all that by yourself.


Sophie
Yeah, at least let us get some parts.


Mimi
It's my show, f*ck off.


Mike
Mimi, stop it, young lady. If I ever hear another complaint from you, you can f*ck off to your room. Kapische?


CJ
*whisper* Stop it already, geez....


Mimi
....

*music start*

..........


Mike
...Very good. I like your raps.


Asha
My tongue twisted a bit....


Mike
Just slow down a bit. You're not being chased by a horny dog wanting to doggy style you.


Maryse
(looks behind them)


Mike
Sarcasm, Maryse.


Maryse
Ohh. Ehehe.


Mike
All I'm saying is don't rush. You got your raps nailed.


Mike
Perhaps since the song's rap-heavy, we can divide the rap lines with the others. Ivy and Angel?


Ivy
Yeah?


Mike
Back Asha up. Mei and Sophie, you back Maryse up.


Angel
Sure.


Ivy
Alright, the "AIA" is in business!


Sali
"AIA"? I thought our team name is Don't Ask Don't Tell?


Ivy
Just the rap unit, relax, Sali.


Sali
Please don't scare me like that, unnie.


Sophie
Rapping... I'm scared.


Midori
You can do it, Sophie.


Sophie
Thank you, Midori-nee.


Angel
Y'know, we're supposed to like be opponents, but it won't hurt encouraging you girls because you all look very down.


CJ
Yeah, you're right. Thanks, Ange.


Maryse
That's because we have the mother bitch bringing the morale down.


Mimi
What's that supposed to mean?!


Mei
You're a bitch.


CJ
Here we go again.

To be continued.

A note from the author

Hi everyone. Ikari Muhino here, you might as well also call me LD because I am him.

I haven't uploaded since the last one because I got caught up with something. Work's been too much so I couldn't work the kinks out a lot.

I'll try to upload again as soon as possible. Thank you to those who have read this far.

The Gauntlet is a heartbreaking story, since there will be a lot of good trainees going away when you least expect it.