This is the private life processing team! [S2] [Hiatus]
87.


이여주
Haa... (fidgeting)


슈가
Yeoju, what's wrong?

이여주
Uh... well...

이여주
H... I... need to go to the bathroom...


슈가
Ah, because of that stalker?


슈가
Shall we go together?

이여주
Is that okay?


슈가
Then haha

이여주
Then let's hurry up and go...!


슈가
okay


슈가
I'll be right back, I'm going to the restroom.

Suddenly


제이홉
.....One more side, please.


RM
me too....


정국
*Sob*...

이여주
I feel relieved going with my brother haha


슈가
That's a relief haha


슈가
I hope the culprit is caught soon.


슈가
I'll kill you

이여주
Eh?


슈가
I'm kidding, just kidding haha

이여주
I'll be right back!


슈가
Yeah, you can take your time.

The female lead goes into the bathroom and

???
(Looking around)......


슈가
......? (What...you're acting suspicious for no reason...?)

???
(Muttering) Damn it... I missed it...

???
I was planning to meet you today to give it to you...


슈가
What did you just say...?

???
Should I give it to you tomorrow.... (scribbles)

??? moves on, uttering only incomprehensible words.


슈가
Something's suspicious... especially the black hat and black mask....


슈가
How did I get in here...?

이여주
Oppa!


슈가
Huh? Are you done with your business?

이여주
(Nods) Let's go quickly


슈가
Okay, haha.

매니저
Guys, it's time to go inside.

이여주
Have a good trip, haha.


슈가
Yeoju, do you want to come to the filming set with us today?

이여주
Is that okay?


슈가
Then haha


슈가
Is that okay, bro?

매니저
Yeah, as long as the female lead isn't uncomfortable.

이여주
It's not uncomfortable at all!


RM
Ahaha, then that's it.


뷔
Then let's go~

이여주
Oppa! Good luck with the shoot!


슈가
Go, go!


방탄
(Excluding Yoongi) Um... Yeoju, we...

이여주
ah...!

이여주
Good luck to the rest of you too!!!


진
Yeah... so we're the rest... *sob*


RM
Those were the good old days...

이여주
Oh... what's wrong...


제이홉
Lol, I'm just kidding.


뷔
Lol so cute..


슈가
what


뷔
O...ah... I misspoke, Brother...


슈가
lol

이여주
Hehe

감독
Okay, now we'll take a group shot~


방탄
yes~


슈가
I'll be back heh

이여주
yes

.....

Ring ring

이여주
Oh, hello?

"Yes, this is the police. The suspect's identity has been revealed, so we just took them into custody."

이여주
Really?? T-Then what should I do..?

Can you both come over now?

이여주
Yes, yes! I can go!

Then please come quickly.

이여주
*yes...!

Stop

이여주
That manager oppa

매니저
Huh? Why?

이여주
I just got a call from the police, and...

이여주
May I go to the police station for a moment?

매니저
Oh, does it take a long time?

이여주
No? I don't think it will take that long.

매니저
Okay then, have a safe trip haha

이여주
Yeah, please tell Yoongi oppa and the other oppas that I'm going to the police station too.

이여주
I'll be back~

매니저
Yeah~

rattle

이여주
I...

"No, I mean... I'm telling you it's not me?!!!!"

(Police) Hey, your fingerprints are right here, aren't they? Are you just going to keep denying it?!!

"I don't know why my fingerprints are there...! Anyway, I'm telling you, I'm really not a stalker!!!!"

(Police) Aw... this bastard.... ah

(Police) Ms. Yeoju, are you here?

이여주
Ah... hello.

"O... Yeoju?!! That sasaeng chariban!!"

이여주
....Yeah..well

(Holding one hand tightly with both) "Wow... I'm a huge fan, and you're even more stunning in person!!"

이여주
Eek... N... Yes... heh

(Police) Hey you bastard! Take your hand off! You stalker bastard!!

"No... excuse me... I really... I..."

(Police) Then how are you going to explain this? Weren't all these strange things that came out of your house supposed to be sent to Yeoju's house?

이여주
......(Zapping)

"N...no....n...this is..."

(Police) Why don't you admit it now?

"Detective, I mean..."

(Police) Regardless of what you say or do

(Police) I'm going to hand you over right away. You'll have to coordinate the rest with your lawyer.

(Police) Well, you should consider your chances of winning to be practically zero, but

(Police) Take her away

"J...Wait a minute...!!! I...I still have something to say...!!!"

이여주
It's really noisy... (Glare)

(Pauses) "......O...ah.."

(Police) Ms. Yeoju, the culprit has been caught, so don't worry anymore.

이여주
Thank you.. heh

(Police) If this happens again in the future, please do not try to resolve it alone; please contact us immediately.

이여주
Well then, I'll be going now. (bows)

(Police) Yes, thank you for your hard work.

이여주
Phew... now I can finally stretch my legs out a bit haha

Bang bang!!!

이여주
Ugh...! That startled me...

Ziiiing


슈가
Yeoju!

이여주
Oppa!


슈가
I'm here to pick you up! Get in quickly!

Suddenly


슈가
Did you catch it?


진
who is this?


제이홉
You're not some super tough person or anything, right?


뷔
So what did you do?


지민
You didn't beat him up or anything, did you?


정국
That won't happen again, right?


RM
Hey... let's ask one by one.

이여주
...Jun oppa is nice


RM
Heh

이여주
The culprit was caught.

이여주
I don't know who he was, but he was just an ordinary guy. He was about the same height as Jimin.

이여주
It wasn't menacing, but should I say it was a bit otaku-ish...?

이여주
It went straight to court.

이여주
I wanted to beat him up, but...!

이여주
I couldn't do that because it was a police station...

이여주
If that happens again, I'll have to beat them up.


진
Ah... the culprit is really short.


RM
Still, it's a relief that they were caught.


지민
Wait a minute, Hyung! Why are you suddenly bringing that up here!!


진
Why? The female lead said the culprit was just your size lol


지민
It's a wound....


정국
What's wrong! How much our Jimin hyung....!!


지민
How much, what?


정국
how much...!


정국
uh...


지민
Ah, you little brat!!!


정국
Lol


슈가
(Deep in thought)...Hmm...

이여주
What's wrong, Oppa?


슈가
Huh? No, nothing.


슈가
Anyway, I'm so glad it was caught (pat)

이여주
Yeah, right.


슈가
(The man I saw at the broadcasting station earlier... looked at least 185 cm tall... or maybe not...)

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