Jour W
Sans toi
Taehyung
- Hyung, take my picture!
Suga
-... better no...
Taehyung
- why?Don't I look nice?
Suga
- you always look great
Taehyung
- then? take my picture
Yoongi
- nah, you'll break the camera with your handsome face
Jimin
- hyung... don't be cruel it's just a picture
* A million pictures later...
Taehyung
- hyung are you going to print my pictures?
Suga
- no
Jungkook
- then why so focused?
Suga
-Deleting the ones that I don't want, the memory is full... and uploading them to my computer isn't an option
Taehyung
- hyung all of those are mine...
Suga
- and?...
Jin
- you are cruel...
J Hope
- Why did you take them? to delete them now...
Suga
- they didn't accept my idea of not taking any earlier...
Jimin
- you are so rude, hyung...
Suga
- there is one yours, Should I delete it too?
Jimin
- noo... let's see...
* tons of pictures pulling faces...
* Suga ended deleting them. None looked good to keep.
Jin
- which Country it's now? I miss home already
RM
- Brasil, the weather is hot there...
Jimin
- girls are hot there...
Suga
- one day, you will regret playing around that much...
Jungkook
- why? the most experienced the better, doesn't it?
RM
- lady killers...
Suga
- no thanks, I am better alone.
J Hope
- sleeping with a girl sometimes is not that bad, you know?
Taehyung
- yeah, foreign... don't even have to date them long and or to be their boyfriend either, it's just a moment of fun.
Suga
-.....
Jin
- don't look at me, Yoongi... I do it too sometimes when it's needed.
Suga
- I don't need that.
JK
- are you practicing to be a monk?
- when did I say something about religion? believing something above must be taking care of us doesn't mean I will become a monk.
JHope
- but don't you feel lonely? or horny?
Yoongi
- I'm fine, I don't even think about those things lately
Jin
- ummm? and what about getting another girlfriend? If you have one, you will want something more than holding her hand.
Suga
- I don't wanna... the ones that didn't cheated on me, ended it because I'm always busy... thanks, but I don't need more of that
Taehyung
- my girlfriend is going to love me forever, you will see.
Jimin
- you don't last long enough with them, last year how many where?
Taehyung
- I don't date liars. That's the worst, doesn't it, Hyung? If they fail me... next!
Jin
- Seoah also never was perfect, but we lasted so long.
J Hope
- then, are you ready for another one? Ara has been asking about you lately.
Jin
- I'm not dating Ara... I was just lonely, Seoah, and I didn't even finish anything. One day, she just disappeared
RM
- Don't tell me you think she will come back to you?
Jin
- she always did, I don't believe this time it's going to be different... we aren't together either, so I'm not cheating.
Suga
-Would you take her back?most of the time, you didn't even know her well because she used to cancel dates all the time.
V
- I haven't seen her around in what... 3 years?
Jin
- it's going to be a year next month, last time... I don't think marriage is... she never... nevermind.
Suga
- And I hope all of you are using protection properly, or I will castrate you, so you can't go so horny anymore.
RM
- I will hold them if they give us the surprise, I love kids and all but better get a girlfriend and do things right or....💪
Jungkook
- we are good boys, I promise that I have been careful.
Taehyung
- don't look at me, I haven't done anything crazy... yet.
Jimin
- I'm not stupid, and I mostly dated Idols, so no worries.
Jin
- Don't be so noisy. The flight can be private, but there are still plenty of people trying to overhear us.