Errors Ahead!!!
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["STELL"]
Boss: Good afternoon.
Stell:(nakangiti) Good afternoon, sir!
Boss: So, why should I hire you?
Stell: Uhm, bago iyan sir. May ipapatikim muna ako--
Boss: No, thanks--
Stell: Ayy hinde sir! Kailangan mo 'tong matikman! Gawa ko ito! Fresh coconut--
Boss: NEXT!
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["JOSH"]
Josh: (kakaupo lang)
Boss: (tumikhim)
Boss: Why should I hire you?
Josh: 'Cause you're hiring...?
Boss: .....
Josh: .....
Boss: ...And?
Josh: That's it.
Boss: THE F*CK?
Josh: Minumura mo ba 'ko, sir?
Boss: I just--
Josh: Hindi eh, minura mo'ko. May galit ka ba sa'kin sir?
Boss: No--Arghh!!! NEXT!
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["KEN"]
Boss: (nakahawak sa may sintindo) So, why should I hire you?
Ken: Kasi pogi ako.
Boss: ...what?
Ken: Because I am handsome. Ulitin ko pa ba ulit, sir?
Boss: .....
Manok: BOKBOKBOKBOK!!!
Ken: (napatingin sa manok) Pagpuyo diha, Kenken. [Trans: Wag kang makulit jan, Kenken]
Boss: W-why--Why are you carrying chicken?!
Ken: Oh sir, meet KenKen, my handsome son. Kenken, this is our future bos--
Boss: Goodness! NEXT!
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["SEJUN"]
Boss: Why should I hire you?
Sejun: Why should I answer you?
Boss: WHAT THE--
Sejun: Just kidding.
Boss: (clears throat) So, why SHOULD I hire you?
Sejun: To replace your position, sir. I want to be a boss.
Boss: Ha?
Sejun: Masarap.
Boss: WHAT?
Sejun: Hotdog masarap.
Boss: Darn it. NEXT!
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["JUSTIN"]
Boss: (napahingang malalim) You're the last one. So, why should I hire you?
Justin: (ngumiti) Because I--
Boss: Okay. You're hired.
Justin: ...ganun po kabilis?
Boss: You got me with your smile, kiddo. So you're hired. Ikaw na ang new endorser ng Colgate.
Justin: (nahihiyang ngumiti) Uhm hehe t-thank you, sir.
Boss: (ngumiti) You're welcome.
Boss: (napabulong) Sa wakas, natapos din.
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