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A&RDaniela

Jungkook.... what are you thinking about? A blanket was dropped on my lap.

Jungkook

Nothing, it was involuntary.

A&RDaniela

I have eyes, and I have slept with you. What's your problem?

Jungkook

You, molesting me.

Jk manager

Shhh...

Jungkook

sorry...

Jungkook

Get the he'll out of my bed!!

Jk manager

You heard him!! before me...

Jungkook

Thank you...

Jk manager

Don't worry, I'm here for a reason.

Jungkook

Last time that I heard you say something about us, like that, you may think that I don't understand shit of English but I do.

Jk manager

Jungkook, wait!... behave. He is not in the mood to have an affair with you.

Jungkook

A Club Sandwich, 3 house hamburger... Nappolitan pizza, 2 orders of chicken wings, 2 orders of French fries, and.... drinks for 6 people.

Worker

Soda, water...

Jk manager

12 beers and 12 sodas, please. Don't mind the flavor.

Jungkook

Thanks for the hand.

Jk manager

It's all right, Suga gets shy halfway ordering, too.

Jungkook

Do you think we are alike?

Jk manager

Alike on the shyness? or trying to improve yoʻur English ?

Jungkook

Our personalities.

Jk manager

No, it's probably you all a similar thing since the group has been living together for a long time.

Worker

Here, the beer and here the sodas, the food will take ten minutes more or less... anything else?

Jungkook

No... can I pay? so you can attend other people...

Worker

That would be so nice. You can wait for your order over there, please.

Jk manager

I know you are rich, but people get startled when you give money or your credit card without asking the amount first.

Jungkook

The prices are written, and I know how to add the tip without asking.

Worker

Sir... [he came with a few coins on a little plastic plate. ]

Jungkook

You can have it, I'm leaving the city soon.

Worker

You are so generous... Oh, your order....

Jungkook

Have a nice shift...

Worker

Tha- Thank you...

Jk manager

He fell for you.

Jungkook

He looks scared more than enchanted... let's go...

Jungkook

Who ordered wine to my room?

A&RDaniela

You like it. Let's talk about our misunderstanding events before the flight . They shouldn't occur again.

Jk manager

Guys... let's rest, I'll will awake you if needed.

Jungkook

Thanks...

A&RDaniela

What's wrong with you?

Jungkook

That I'm not dying to share a bed with you is nothing to worry about.

A&RDaniela

I made a mistake?

Jungkook

Obviously, nobody invited you to my bed,nobody asked you to be my girlfriend, and I hate that my work gets focused on lies.

A&RDaniela

Okay... we aren't dating... but after Dakar... I thought...

Jungkook

Well, you were mistaken.

A&RDaniela

I see ... can you open it up. Let's settle it here with this bottle.

Jungkook

Fine...

** I got really sick after a little amount, new the feeling, it wasn't my first time being drugged **

Jungkook

I need to pee, excuse me... wow...

A&RDaniela

Tipsy?

Jungkook

maybe...

** I locked myself in the bathroom and called my manager **

Jk manager

Are you sure? we can take the next flight... PD said....

Jungkook

I want to follow my schedule, and I can sleep on the plane. Is he going to fire her?

Jk manager

He will send her to the States permanently for now.

Jungkook

So we will have to meet her again.

Jk manager

Will do my best to make that impossible.

Jungkook

Thanks...

** The crowd of fans was calm at first but soon started to surround me. It was a moment but a very uncomfortable one this time.**

Jk manager

Good job, rest plenty.

Yoongi

Jungkook, do you have a minute?

Jungkook

Sure...

Yoongi

This is for you... Baby made it.

Jungkook

Aren't you going to ask?

Yoongi

To ask what...

Jungkook

About my date with her.

Yoongi

No, thanks... don't like to feel jealous of you.

Jungkook

It was a simple date, with a kiss at the end.

Yoongi

Okay...

Jungkook

Yoongi...

Yoongi

This shouldn't be as complicated. She basically baked cookies... nevertheless, what is it?

Jungkook

It's not about her cooking skills... I like her.

Yoongi

Yes, the reason why I asked you to be her lover was that. I was very notorious to me.

Jungkook

Are you sure? She loves you, seriously, she can't even imagine her life without you.

Yoongi

She can but doesn't like it. It's different from not being able to do something. I think I took the best choice.

Jungkook

What was the other option?

Yoongi

Leaveing everything to give her what she deserves.

Jungkook

The agency, your job, all of that?

Yoongi

All Jungkook, I will need all my energy to balance our relationship... you don't know how she treats me...

Jungkook

And what's Jin's opinion?

Yoongi

She wants me, still , no matter how much he can love her.

Jungkook

And you... do you love her?

Yoongi

Yes.

Jungkook

As simple as that.

Yoongi

Yes.

Jungkook

You can have children?

Yoongi

I think so. Why? 🫣 what question is that?!

Jungkook

She wants them.... and you?

Yoongi

Do you want one, too? with her curls and stuff....

Jungkook

One?

Yoongi

We are married... but I doubt you will have a chance... you know... for that, she has to permit it without protection.

Jungkook

It's a simple question...

Yoongi

Any of her children will have my surname, and we aren't going to get divorced ever. Never ever.

Jungkook

She is going to set you free if you ask for it.

Yoongi

Never!!!

Namjoon

Why are you picking a fight with him? [ I laughed]

Jungkook

His wife told me that she is not going to make a fuss if he wants to get divorced... but he got irritated only mentioning it.

Namjoon

Idiot, don't you see that he is head over heels for her? The only reason he keeps the secret in our benefit... she loves us.

Jungkook

Baby baked....

Namjoon

Why only you?

Jungkook

I invited her out the other day... probably had fun.

Namjoon

You don't like sweets that much....[ he pouted]

Jungkook

Have some....

Namjoon

Thank U!!

Jungkook

ugh...noo!! Namjoon!!!!

Namjoon

I am not your type anymore?! Do I have to bake cookies for you?!

Jungkook

No way!!!

Namjoon

You love me, Jeon !! don't deny it!!!

Taehyung

What is he yelling?

Jungkook

Nothing... ignore him!

Hoseok

Why? what's that?

Jungkook

Cookies... Suga gave me, and I will share if you don't say weird stuff.

Taehyung

Like?...

Jungkook

He blinked at me!! for crying angels!!!

Taehyung

Don't get angels involved in your dirty thoughts.

Hoseok

Suga gave you cookies... those are Baby's cookies!!

Taehyung

Jungkook, you said that I can take some!!![ we run in circles]

Jennie

Woo!! careful!!!

Jungkook

Cookie!! bye!!

Taehyung

Jungkook !!!give me those cookies!!

Jennie

It was yours?

Taehyung

No a friend baked them, they are good ah... shit I'm getting old.

Jungkook

You are not fun today, Tae... here, I have a lot.

Hoseok

You always share, that's why she asked Yoongi to deliver them to you instead of asking him to get everyone a little amount individually.

Jennie

Oh... delicious... Can I have one for Zico?

Jungkook

Obviously!! tell him Brown made them.

Jennie

Brown?.... Baby Brown?! Jimin's bitch?!

Taehyung

Wow... not. She is Suga's lover... they are exclusive.

Hoseok

Yeah, once they had a fight, and if Yoongi couldn't touch her, then any other man should.

Jungkook

Yep, she sent me flying over her head. It's quite strong to be a girl. [ they cleared things]

Jin

Oh... you got cookies too.

Jungkook

Suga gave you some?

Jin

No, called at my door, we are neighbors .

Taehyung

It's true... Namjoon must regret moving.

Jin

He was my neighbor in my previous apartment... now I live in Hannan the Hills like PD .

Jennie

I'm Tae's neighbor.

Hoseok

Seriously? now I understand all the gossiping.

Taehyung

Nah...

Jimin

Why is everyone here?

Jennie

Hello

Jimin

Yeah... what's up? [ they seem uncomfortable]

Jin

Nothing, sharing cookies... but you don't want them.

Jimin

Why? I just arrived!!!

Taehyung

Aren't you always fighting with Baby?

Jimin

Yes, about her absurd relationship with Yoongi, nothing else.

Hoseok

Who understands you?

Jin

Someone should hit you!!

Jimin

Hits wouldn't solve it.

Jungkook

Not because you haven't tried...

Taehyung

What?!!

Jungkook

Was it a secret? upss

Hoseok

And Yoongi didn't cut your hands yet?

Jin

Baby didn't even react to him. But he ruined my weekend.

Jungkook

I was pissed, Suga was irritated and ... we returned sooner

Jin

I wanted to strangle you... What was the problem?

Jimin

The outing was for the group.

Hoseok

You were the first to turn down the invitation...

Jennie

The weekend... wait... I am sorry what happened?

Jin

Mmm.. I will leave for the military soon, so I organized a weekend with the boys...

Jungkook

But only Suga and I wanted to go... and since nobody else changed their mid about it we kidnapped her.

Hoseok

Well ... you and her used to be together all the time until you were about to marry that ex of yours.

Yoongi

But he didn't, and she is in a mental health hospital with her new family . Time to work...

Namjoon

Yeah... we have job...

Jennie

I'm busy...

Jin

Take cookies with you...

Jennie

No, it's fine!!

Jimin

What is she doing here?

Yoongi

You are sleeping with her, ask her... came on!

Jimin

Taeh...

Taehyung

Don't....

Hoseok

What's wrong...?

Taehyung

Nothing...

Namjoon

Okay..... we don't have time for drama... Jin, do you have cookies, too?

Jin

Of course...

Namjoon

Thought it was for the date between Baby and Kook.

Jin

I was there... and his dog... it wasn't really special but we had fun.

Jungkook

You left too soon.

Jin

I'm busy.

Jimin

When was that?

Jungkook

Mnnn... when Yoongi left to compose in the mountains, poor thing you left her out of the fun.

Yoongi

Do you think she loves everyone because she is nice to you?

Jin

No, but if you are there, it is enough...

Yoongi

We are horrible on our sessions to get songs together... no thanks...

Namjoon

They addore her and her meals... people talks.

Yoongi

She is my wife and I will take her with me on my tour.

Jin

And she knows that?

Yoongi

It's next summer. I will convince her.

Jungkook

Good luck...

Yoongi

Wait... she is very reasonable...

Hoseok

Surely... admit it, she wanted to let you go without a fuss.

Taehyung

Ha!! look at him!!! Oh my gosh Yoongi.

Hoseok

Don't tease him... it is actually cute.

Jimin

uhg!

Taehyung

who invited all his lovers to travel with us? Jimin, leave him in peace.

Jimin

I don't know what you are talking about.

Jungkook

Baby is molesting you...

Yoongi

What?!

Jungkook

You didn't know? She said that only have to exist.

Yoongi

Idiot...

Jimin

Exactly, get over it it's only a woman.

Yoongi

Over my death body...

Taehyung

That's it, be dramatic!!!

Hoseok

Shut up!!

BTS team

Oh... so energetic!!

Jungkook

We got cookies!!!

Jk manager

Baby's cookies?

Jin

Yeah, here have some.

Namjoon

Your wife is an angel.

Yoongi

I know...

Jimin

You know all this means that she only wants to play with you. Do you really believe her?

Yoongi

I don't know what you think... ignore her if you don't like her.

Jimin

You are the problem!! She is changing you!!! can't you see it?!!

Hoseok

Changing?... Well, he looks better and is less grumpy sometimes...

Taehyung

Yeah... you were happy at first...

Jimin

At first... now I'm unhappy!!!

Hoseok

And why?

Jimin

Because I feel miserable living as I do looking how all of you want a relationship. His relationship.

Taehyung

eh... Jimin... we always wanted that, even before they started dating. Envy, sometimes it's good

Jimin

But they work... on...

Namjoon

Wait Jimin... the song!!

Jk manager

I will talk with him...

Yoongi

I suspected it, but he never happened to talk about it clearly...

Hoseok

It's not your fault... don't keep paying him attention...

Taehyung

I don't know if that isn't going to help...

Jin

He almost hit her in front of us...

Namjoon

Guys... [ our crew was trying to hear our conversation]🙂‍↔️

Yoongi

Time to work...