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A&RDaniela
Jungkook.... what are you thinking about? A blanket was dropped on my lap.


Jungkook
Nothing, it was involuntary.


A&RDaniela
I have eyes, and I have slept with you. What's your problem?


Jungkook
You, molesting me.


Jk manager
Shhh...


Jungkook
sorry...


Jungkook
Get the he'll out of my bed!!


Jk manager
You heard him!! before me...


Jungkook
Thank you...


Jk manager
Don't worry, I'm here for a reason.


Jungkook
Last time that I heard you say something about us, like that, you may think that I don't understand shit of English but I do.


Jk manager
Jungkook, wait!... behave. He is not in the mood to have an affair with you.


Jungkook
A Club Sandwich, 3 house hamburger... Nappolitan pizza, 2 orders of chicken wings, 2 orders of French fries, and.... drinks for 6 people.

Worker
Soda, water...


Jk manager
12 beers and 12 sodas, please. Don't mind the flavor.


Jungkook
Thanks for the hand.


Jk manager
It's all right, Suga gets shy halfway ordering, too.


Jungkook
Do you think we are alike?


Jk manager
Alike on the shyness? or trying to improve yoʻur English ?


Jungkook
Our personalities.


Jk manager
No, it's probably you all a similar thing since the group has been living together for a long time.

Worker
Here, the beer and here the sodas, the food will take ten minutes more or less... anything else?


Jungkook
No... can I pay? so you can attend other people...

Worker
That would be so nice. You can wait for your order over there, please.


Jk manager
I know you are rich, but people get startled when you give money or your credit card without asking the amount first.


Jungkook
The prices are written, and I know how to add the tip without asking.

Worker
Sir... [he came with a few coins on a little plastic plate. ]


Jungkook
You can have it, I'm leaving the city soon.

Worker
You are so generous... Oh, your order....


Jungkook
Have a nice shift...

Worker
Tha- Thank you...


Jk manager
He fell for you.


Jungkook
He looks scared more than enchanted... let's go...


Jungkook
Who ordered wine to my room?


A&RDaniela
You like it. Let's talk about our misunderstanding events before the flight . They shouldn't occur again.


Jk manager
Guys... let's rest, I'll will awake you if needed.


Jungkook
Thanks...


A&RDaniela
What's wrong with you?


Jungkook
That I'm not dying to share a bed with you is nothing to worry about.


A&RDaniela
I made a mistake?


Jungkook
Obviously, nobody invited you to my bed,nobody asked you to be my girlfriend, and I hate that my work gets focused on lies.


A&RDaniela
Okay... we aren't dating... but after Dakar... I thought...


Jungkook
Well, you were mistaken.


A&RDaniela
I see ... can you open it up. Let's settle it here with this bottle.


Jungkook
Fine...

** I got really sick after a little amount, new the feeling, it wasn't my first time being drugged **


Jungkook
I need to pee, excuse me... wow...


A&RDaniela
Tipsy?


Jungkook
maybe...

** I locked myself in the bathroom and called my manager **


Jk manager
Are you sure? we can take the next flight... PD said....


Jungkook
I want to follow my schedule, and I can sleep on the plane. Is he going to fire her?


Jk manager
He will send her to the States permanently for now.


Jungkook
So we will have to meet her again.


Jk manager
Will do my best to make that impossible.


Jungkook
Thanks...

** The crowd of fans was calm at first but soon started to surround me. It was a moment but a very uncomfortable one this time.**


Jk manager
Good job, rest plenty.


Yoongi
Jungkook, do you have a minute?


Jungkook
Sure...


Yoongi
This is for you... Baby made it.


Jungkook
Aren't you going to ask?


Yoongi
To ask what...


Jungkook
About my date with her.


Yoongi
No, thanks... don't like to feel jealous of you.


Jungkook
It was a simple date, with a kiss at the end.


Yoongi
Okay...


Jungkook
Yoongi...



Yoongi
This shouldn't be as complicated. She basically baked cookies... nevertheless, what is it?


Jungkook
It's not about her cooking skills... I like her.


Yoongi
Yes, the reason why I asked you to be her lover was that. I was very notorious to me.


Jungkook
Are you sure? She loves you, seriously, she can't even imagine her life without you.


Yoongi
She can but doesn't like it. It's different from not being able to do something. I think I took the best choice.


Jungkook
What was the other option?


Yoongi
Leaveing everything to give her what she deserves.


Jungkook
The agency, your job, all of that?


Yoongi
All Jungkook, I will need all my energy to balance our relationship... you don't know how she treats me...


Jungkook
And what's Jin's opinion?


Yoongi
She wants me, still , no matter how much he can love her.


Jungkook
And you... do you love her?


Yoongi
Yes.


Jungkook
As simple as that.


Yoongi
Yes.


Jungkook
You can have children?



Yoongi
I think so. Why? 🫣 what question is that?!


Jungkook
She wants them.... and you?


Yoongi
Do you want one, too? with her curls and stuff....


Jungkook
One?


Yoongi
We are married... but I doubt you will have a chance... you know... for that, she has to permit it without protection.


Jungkook
It's a simple question...


Yoongi
Any of her children will have my surname, and we aren't going to get divorced ever. Never ever.


Jungkook
She is going to set you free if you ask for it.


Yoongi
Never!!!


Namjoon
Why are you picking a fight with him? [ I laughed]


Jungkook
His wife told me that she is not going to make a fuss if he wants to get divorced... but he got irritated only mentioning it.


Namjoon
Idiot, don't you see that he is head over heels for her? The only reason he keeps the secret in our benefit... she loves us.


Jungkook
Baby baked....


Namjoon
Why only you?


Jungkook
I invited her out the other day... probably had fun.


Namjoon
You don't like sweets that much....[ he pouted]


Jungkook
Have some....



Namjoon
Thank U!!


Jungkook
ugh...noo!! Namjoon!!!!


Namjoon
I am not your type anymore?! Do I have to bake cookies for you?!



Jungkook
No way!!!


Namjoon
You love me, Jeon !! don't deny it!!!


Taehyung
What is he yelling?


Jungkook
Nothing... ignore him!


Hoseok
Why? what's that?


Jungkook
Cookies... Suga gave me, and I will share if you don't say weird stuff.


Taehyung
Like?...


Jungkook
He blinked at me!! for crying angels!!!


Taehyung
Don't get angels involved in your dirty thoughts.


Hoseok
Suga gave you cookies... those are Baby's cookies!!


Taehyung
Jungkook, you said that I can take some!!![ we run in circles]


Jennie
Woo!! careful!!!


Jungkook
Cookie!! bye!!


Taehyung
Jungkook !!!give me those cookies!!


Jennie
It was yours?


Taehyung
No a friend baked them, they are good ah... shit I'm getting old.


Jungkook
You are not fun today, Tae... here, I have a lot.


Hoseok
You always share, that's why she asked Yoongi to deliver them to you instead of asking him to get everyone a little amount individually.


Jennie
Oh... delicious... Can I have one for Zico?


Jungkook
Obviously!! tell him Brown made them.


Jennie
Brown?.... Baby Brown?! Jimin's bitch?!


Taehyung
Wow... not. She is Suga's lover... they are exclusive.


Hoseok
Yeah, once they had a fight, and if Yoongi couldn't touch her, then any other man should.


Jungkook
Yep, she sent me flying over her head. It's quite strong to be a girl. [ they cleared things]


Jin
Oh... you got cookies too.


Jungkook
Suga gave you some?


Jin
No, called at my door, we are neighbors .


Taehyung
It's true... Namjoon must regret moving.


Jin
He was my neighbor in my previous apartment... now I live in Hannan the Hills like PD .


Jennie
I'm Tae's neighbor.


Hoseok
Seriously? now I understand all the gossiping.


Taehyung
Nah...


Jimin
Why is everyone here?


Jennie
Hello


Jimin
Yeah... what's up? [ they seem uncomfortable]


Jin
Nothing, sharing cookies... but you don't want them.


Jimin
Why? I just arrived!!!


Taehyung
Aren't you always fighting with Baby?


Jimin
Yes, about her absurd relationship with Yoongi, nothing else.


Hoseok
Who understands you?


Jin
Someone should hit you!!


Jimin
Hits wouldn't solve it.


Jungkook
Not because you haven't tried...


Taehyung
What?!!


Jungkook
Was it a secret? upss


Hoseok
And Yoongi didn't cut your hands yet?


Jin
Baby didn't even react to him. But he ruined my weekend.


Jungkook
I was pissed, Suga was irritated and ... we returned sooner


Jin
I wanted to strangle you... What was the problem?


Jimin
The outing was for the group.


Hoseok
You were the first to turn down the invitation...


Jennie
The weekend... wait... I am sorry what happened?


Jin
Mmm.. I will leave for the military soon, so I organized a weekend with the boys...


Jungkook
But only Suga and I wanted to go... and since nobody else changed their mid about it we kidnapped her.


Hoseok
Well ... you and her used to be together all the time until you were about to marry that ex of yours.


Yoongi
But he didn't, and she is in a mental health hospital with her new family . Time to work...


Namjoon
Yeah... we have job...


Jennie
I'm busy...


Jin
Take cookies with you...


Jennie
No, it's fine!!


Jimin
What is she doing here?


Yoongi
You are sleeping with her, ask her... came on!


Jimin
Taeh...


Taehyung
Don't....


Hoseok
What's wrong...?


Taehyung
Nothing...


Namjoon
Okay..... we don't have time for drama... Jin, do you have cookies, too?


Jin
Of course...


Namjoon
Thought it was for the date between Baby and Kook.


Jin
I was there... and his dog... it wasn't really special but we had fun.


Jungkook
You left too soon.


Jin
I'm busy.


Jimin
When was that?


Jungkook
Mnnn... when Yoongi left to compose in the mountains, poor thing you left her out of the fun.


Yoongi
Do you think she loves everyone because she is nice to you?


Jin
No, but if you are there, it is enough...


Yoongi
We are horrible on our sessions to get songs together... no thanks...


Namjoon
They addore her and her meals... people talks.


Yoongi
She is my wife and I will take her with me on my tour.


Jin
And she knows that?


Yoongi
It's next summer. I will convince her.


Jungkook
Good luck...


Yoongi
Wait... she is very reasonable...


Hoseok
Surely... admit it, she wanted to let you go without a fuss.



Taehyung
Ha!! look at him!!! Oh my gosh Yoongi.


Hoseok
Don't tease him... it is actually cute.


Jimin
uhg!


Taehyung
who invited all his lovers to travel with us? Jimin, leave him in peace.


Jimin
I don't know what you are talking about.


Jungkook
Baby is molesting you...


Yoongi
What?!


Jungkook
You didn't know? She said that only have to exist.


Yoongi
Idiot...


Jimin
Exactly, get over it it's only a woman.


Yoongi
Over my death body...


Taehyung
That's it, be dramatic!!!


Hoseok
Shut up!!

BTS team
Oh... so energetic!!


Jungkook
We got cookies!!!


Jk manager
Baby's cookies?


Jin
Yeah, here have some.


Namjoon
Your wife is an angel.


Yoongi
I know...


Jimin
You know all this means that she only wants to play with you. Do you really believe her?


Yoongi
I don't know what you think... ignore her if you don't like her.


Jimin
You are the problem!! She is changing you!!! can't you see it?!!


Hoseok
Changing?... Well, he looks better and is less grumpy sometimes...


Taehyung
Yeah... you were happy at first...


Jimin
At first... now I'm unhappy!!!


Hoseok
And why?


Jimin
Because I feel miserable living as I do looking how all of you want a relationship. His relationship.


Taehyung
eh... Jimin... we always wanted that, even before they started dating. Envy, sometimes it's good


Jimin
But they work... on...


Namjoon
Wait Jimin... the song!!


Jk manager
I will talk with him...


Yoongi
I suspected it, but he never happened to talk about it clearly...


Hoseok
It's not your fault... don't keep paying him attention...


Taehyung
I don't know if that isn't going to help...


Jin
He almost hit her in front of us...


Namjoon
Guys... [ our crew was trying to hear our conversation]🙂↔️


Yoongi
Time to work...