奇花異草
三色堇花
Jungkook
*[We continued with Yoongi's idea since his lover was once again with him]* I'm excited that one of us is ready to get married.
Jimin
Ready or not, it is going to happen. Yoongi's thought he would never see her again, so now nothing is stopping him.
Jungkook
You say it .... as if it was a mistake.
Jimin
I don't know... But what if she refuses? That could happen.
Jungkook
She loves him.
Jimin
I know, but...
Jungkook
In the end, it is not our business. We only have to be good friends for Yoongi.
Jimin
Thought you liked her... we don't have to be nice with her.
Jungkook
If things go downhill, she will leave us... so Yoongi doesn't have to change anything in his life. She is trying to become his family.
Jimin
Family sometimes... doesn't mean happiness. By the way, you should stop calling her bunny.
Jungkook
Who I'm calling bunny?
Jimin
Baby Brown
Jungkook
Don't lie. It's not even funny.
Jimin
But you do, and not sometimes when you are drunk enough to be a mistake.
Jungkook
I will get angry with you if those weird thoughts get into Yoongi's ears.
Jimin
Why?
Jungkook
Don't even ask, you know that it's impossible.
Jimin
Well, it was your dog who found her...
Jungkook
Because she left traces on purpose, the police could have done the same if they could bring resources more easily.
Jimin
Excuses, You and I know that you don't call anyone bunny by mistake. You like her, so recognize it and then realize that she is not yours.
Jungkook
You are drowning in a glass of water. 🙄
Taehyung
Yeah, it isn't our fault.
Jungkook
We will use our own apartments if necessary...
Jin
Shut up, everyone wants to get his nose on Yoongi's life because he is too hermetic to tell us the nice juicy parts.
Namjoon
Things will be just like when she was living with us.
Hoseok
They will get married, so it's our last time ogling his girlfriend so casually.
Jimin
Ignore them, hyung. They only want to be there to look at her ass in pajamas and molest you enough to cancel the wedding.
Hoseok
Don't be nasty, Jimin. We are happy that someone finally got a girlfriend good enough to make things official.
Yoongi
So everyone will stay?
Namjoon
To tell the truth, though, it would be more uncomfortable. But I actually want to return here.
Jin
Then let's help around. She is working her ass for us. Lee is trying to overpower her.
Jungkook
I thought she would have more trouble... but she already started pointing out irregularities.
Taehyung
Must be difficult to pretend that she doesn't know how to work properly...
Yoongi
She has to do extra stuff again... I will sleep on the sofa so she can get to rest without making noise.
Jimin
Aren't you scared she tries to seduce Lee to find out what he is planning?
Jungkook
It is pretty clear that they don't mix well. Furthermore, she doesn't enjoy giving reasons to worry, she loves her dearest vampire.
Yoongi
... don't repeat that... 🥶
Jin
🤣🤣🤣 Kook ... look at his face....🤣🤣
Jungkook
Human reactions... wow Yoongi...
Yoongi
Idiots...😑
Hoseok
Lest clean up, this apartment is small, and we are a bunch of dudes... Taeh, you have to clean the bathroom today.
Taehyung
... I hate it....
Jin
We do it every day, is not that bad...
Jungkook
Yeah... we keep it clean to not find nasty things.
Jimin
You only say that because Baby was at home on your turn and did a great job in the entire apartment.
Yoongi
It's her apartment will not ask us to do anything at all, but I will shave your heads if you treat her as a maid.🧏🏻♂️
Hoseok
No, my hair ... you know that I'm not a dirty roommate. 😱
Yoongi
** Time later living in the can ** I'm waiting for you... are you sure that it is fine? Call me if you can't get a safe way to return...
Baby Brown
Don't worry, and don't stay up until late. One zombie is enough 📱
Yoongi
Well.... he made you work without a day off this month. Take care.
Baby Brown
I know... I am careful. Don't be anxious. What said your therapist?📱
Yoongi
Nothing you should worry about... I miss you. [ she said something adorable for him and us before ending the call].
Jin
I miss you...[ he teased Yoongi that was missing his lover. We thought she would come home early tonight].😚😚😚😚
Jungkook
Is she not coming? and her luggage?
Yoongi
It's that one. She prepared it in the morning.
Namjoon
In the morning? I left early, and she wasn't around. Though she tried an all-nighter to end sooner.
Jin
She arrived at 2 am. and left the apartment at 5 am. I told you the breakfast wasn't my doing.
Hoseok
Wow... and why she is so busy?
Taehyung
You haven't heard? Lee gave a small vacation to most of the management team, leaving her with mountains of duty to get solved.
Jin
If she is not done, he will use it as an excuse to bring someone else to the States. Like Cinderella.
Jimin
Woah, how childish... And what if she can't come? you can get married later, the documents are signed alredy, Is it because of your plans?
Jungkook
He knows perfectly and doesn't even try to scare men around her... That dude came asking me for her contact today.
Yoongi
Who?
Jungkook
You know ... I don't remember his name... Lee hired him to try that weird idea of looking rude for the new album. The one with tattoos...🤔
Hoseok
Doubt, we use anything he is involved with.
Jimin
Why? He did something wrong at the agency?
Hoseok
I'm not sure, but I heard the girls had problems with him.
Namjoon
But he is not working with anyone else in the agency....
Taehyung
Mnnn.... I believe that Lee is introducing him around. Blows my mind why he would try to connect him here.
Jin
I don't think he is thinking about his talent, he will become another marionette to molest Baby at the agency.
Yoongi
Anyway, eat up... she is not coming today either...😮💨
Hoseok
Must be tiresome that any weirdo would get obsessed with her.
Yoongi
Yeah... she don't look at them, don't interact with them... and is like a reason to try and get her at any cost.
Jungkook
They want her only because they think that Brown used her body with PD and the CEO to be hired. I heard office staff gossiping.
Taehyung
Because she is sexy. You guys asked her to stop dressing like usual. Furthermore, we hug her and treat her like a princess.
Hoseok
She looked like a dude before, a homeless one!!! That's not right. She should dress like the pretty girl that she is.
Jin
But now she has to walk 10 steps behind or before us with her worker ID in sight to not get us in trouble.
Namjoon
She is respectful about our desires to not.... be involved in any dating gossip until we finish our military duties.
Jimin
But eventually, the public eye will notice she is with Suga. Married or even pregnant, are you sure she is not scheming about it?
Yoongi
I see that you are waiting to see my relationship ending. And I tried to get her pregnant already but her doctor said that we have to wait.
Jimin
Yoongi!!!
Jungkook
Hyung, apologize... you know he is in a bad mood because his girlfriend is not around. He is serious about her, can tell it's his next goal.
Jin
She was in danger of losing her life. You can't ask him to forget it. He can't wait forever until it is convenient to admit he loves someone
Jimin
Why don't you mind your own business and confront that bitch you call girlfriend. Are you seriously interested in her?
Jin
You seriously... Now I said something you don't wanna hear about Yoongi? He is married already, he wants babies now 🧏🏻♂️
Namjoon
Jimin... they signed the marriage documents for real. Shouldn't treat her as an accident or a new toy Yoongi brings around. He is a man...
Hoseok
It's not like they decided stuff without thinking properly. She always gave him time to retract, and he planned a wedding that she deserves.
Taehyung
It's just that he will get more and more tied, and you thought he would fuck her randomly until it's decided who will be approved as *wife*
Jimin
He never dreamed of that. His music is the only thing he can honestly love...😤 He returned to therapy, so he is not fine.
Jungkook
Can't you support him?... do you think all of us will die without creating a relationship to call it ours? He never failed you.
Jimin
Yoongi fell for the first one that called his attention. That didn't ask for details to recognize her privileges but with a child...
Taehyung
And you believe that he is blind? Don't make me laugh... Our hyung will have it on his terms now or later. Like you with your relationships.
Jimin
Reason to fuck one on my back.
Taehyung
I didn't pretend to sleep with your girlfriend. She was in my room in the morning and didn't believe me when proofs said she lied.
Jimin
Excuses... we all keep Yoongi's secrets . And it isn't me who is doing crazy stuff. She can hurt him badly.
Jin
She is not hiding anything to Yoongi. She has always been answering any questions and doesn't have reasons to think that she lied.
Jimin
Forget it when I try not to idolize her... Everyone here is ready to defend her. We know each other from the longest time.
Jungkook
But she demonstrates her loyalty and never causes trouble. Every day is not that easy to fool us living and working together for months...
Jin
Yes, even if I get out of hand, Jungkook or Taehyung flirt heavily... She stopped the jokes and situations that could hurt Yoongi feelings..
Hoseok
More importantly, she never got her nose in our business, past, or secrets. Don't become another problem in their relationship, Jimin
Namjoon
Even my ex and you made a mess, and she chooses your side and sends Yoongi to protect you. Make him choose between you and her to lose him.
Jimin
Enough!!😡 Don't come to me if Yoongi is crying rivers because she changes her mind and doesn't like to be with a celebrity.
Jungkook
Hope you can see it with our eyes. Baby really appreciates our brother.
Jimin
Not with yours, Jeon. I know you already asked her for a piece of her lingerie.
Jungkook
Eh? What are you talking about?
Namjoon
The lingerie.... No... that... we asked for it to celebrate that Jun is getting married to... it was not because they had an affair
Taehyung
That lingerie... was Baby's lingerie? How would you know she owns that stuff?
Jin
Dude... we have been living with her, at the dormitories, and now here in her apartment. Isn't it like she hides her girly stuff...
Hoseok
I did the laundry lately.... It is not difficult to guess what she uses.
Jimin
You are a bunch of weirdos... don't touch her lingerie ... 😨
Jungkook
You didn't protest when she washed yours. Do you know how she could tell apart all those black underwear? She smells our cologne.
Jin
Why do you put perfume there?! Weirdos!!!
Jungkook
We don't, but all our outfits end smelling like it eventually. We don't share perfume on a daily basis. If I knew it would wash my stuff.
Jin
At least she only smells washed and clean clothes, in case she can't tell them apart. Now I understand she never needs help with that.
Jungkook
I bet she smells Yoongi all over to check that he doesn't play with other girls. Have you noticed how popular he is lately?
Jin
Goodness... I told you she ruined herself... what a shame...
Yoongi
What's a shame?
BTS _1
😅 Nothing... [Yoongi skipped dinner. His next step will be taking a car and staying with Baby to not get angry after a bad communication].
Yoongi
Jin... nothing to say?
Jin
Not to you, what are you doing now?
Yoongi
Mnnn... sleep?
Jin
The couch again?
Yoongi
It's bigger than any bed in this apartment. Why?
Jin
No... only asking to be sure [ Jin made a face that means he doesn't want to molest Yoongi by mistake with his jokes]
Yoongi
She will need as much rest as she can get. Of course, I will love some privacy, but what she really needs is rest plenty once she gets home.
Jin
I will endure your snores Namjoon. 😁
Namjoon
Thanks... I guess...
Jungkook
I'll stay with you on the sofa Hyung, if you don't mind.
Yoongi
Don't hug me, and I will be nice.
Jungkook
Deal... isn't it like I do that on propose.[ Universe don't get him angry with me, pretty please? I don't love hard surfaces to sleep]
Yoongi
I heard that... don't sneak on my side of the couch.. or you must sleep on the balcony.
Jungkook
I will die...
Yoongi
I don't care.
Jungkook
Hyung... 🥺...
Yoongi
😮💨... [ he started the TV, so he will ignore anything else we would like to say]. Use the shower. I'm not waiting for you all night.
Jungkook
🫡