奇花異草
天堂花
Yoongi
Cereal? No, that's my last option. Princess... I would like real food.💻
Baby Brown
📱... surely you can find a better name for me.
Yoongi
Nah.. that one suits you just fine.💻
Jungkook
[ I looked at Jin hyung because Suga has been days locked in his room, and yes, he was as surprised as me]
Yoongi
What?!... They must be tired, I am old enough to care after myself. 💻
Baby Brown
📱Old? of course, as much as a dinosaur or a caveman. How long was your last shower, or did you cut the nails on your feet?
Yoongi
I am a very talented person, princess. Not a caveman or what was it, a Dino? 💻
Baby Brown
📱Princess, the daughter of a king. I'm not a princess. I don't wanna be treated like one. And I don't need a self-proclaimed blue prince!💢
Yoongi
Hey... I was joking. 💻🫤
Baby Brown
📱I don't have a sense of humor. I have been accused of that often... but since you poor thing need to be fed, I asked the greatest Jin...
Yoongi
So Jin is "the greatest," and I have Dino feet? ... nice princess...💻
Baby Brown
📱Keep calling me that, and I will be degrading you... to "old man."
Yoongi
Okay, okay, I will be nicer... but thanks for the help... I doubt that could survive another day of delivery. 💻
Baby Brown
📱Thanks to Jin, that excellent human had been teaching me how to fed delicate creatures. I asked for an omelet, not a gourmet full menu.
Yoongi
Delicate? Me?... of course not! I eat pretty much everything. 💻🤥
Baby Brown
📱That's a joke? Min Yoongi... I don't know you at all... but repeat me that in person.
Yoongi
When are you moving to Seoul?💻
Taehyung
Hey Brown!! where are you? I miss you!! Yoongi doesn't love me anymore because you aren't around. 😭
Jungkook
[ Everyone started to try to talk with her, so the video call ended because Yoongi had us to keep him accompanied]
Jin
Someone has to help the poor child.
Yoongi
I am not picky with food... she cooked a lot of weird stuff.
Namjoon
Well, she is not Korean... surely you noticed.
Taehyung
So she is a real princess?
Yoongi
A doctor said so, I didn't hurried to find out all her secrets.
Jungkook
Why not? thought you liked her.
Jin
She is very interested in you... would bet on it.
Yoongi
I am being careful... Romance is something difficult for me to deal with.
Jimin
Because you aren't romantic, or an idiot.
Taehyung
Uhg, let's go Jungkook, or Jimin will lecture us too.
Jungkook
But I want to hear what he has to say...
Jin
[ shh... I can't hear them...]
Jungkook
What did she say?!
Bang Chan
That my sister wants a date.📱
Jungkook
With me?!.... Why?
Bang Chan
How would I know ? she saw you for 30 seconds and now is bugging me to get your contact information. 📱
Jungkook
Isn't it like I would ignore your existence because there are more people.
Bang Chan
I know... but she is my sister...📱
Jungkook
She is blackmailing you....😂
Bang Chan
Actually... yes, she dammit does.... that mobster📱
Jungkook
Bring her with you another day. If we are a group of friends, it shouldn't be a problem.
Bang Chan
Okay... that's more than enough, and if it is not enough, then... I'll forget she is family. 📱
Jungkook
😂😂😂 See you around...
Rie Hata
Are you dating someone?
Jungkook
Eh? no... a girl asked to meet me but is my friend's sister so I will be nice and refuse any further relationship.
Rie Hata
Wise... are you done here? we need you in the dance floor.
Jungkook
Yes, the call distracted me.
Rie Hata
Are you recording something new?
Jungkook
No, I'm only trying a few singing techniques. I record them to evaluate my progress
Rie Hata
You already sing like an angel, and I can't believe you are practicing this much.
Jungkook
If I don't want to damage my voice, I should have a few tricks in my pocket.
Rie Hata
That's true... and how is Yoongi doing? he is in Daegu?
Jungkook
He has to be at home resting, but why do you ask? Don't tell me that you like him?
Rie Hata
Ah, no... only miss having his grumpy self around.😄
Fem.Staff
Have you heard? they said that Yoongi abused someone and they fired the man that stopped him...
Jungkook
Repeat that!!
Fem.Staff
Jung.. Jungkook!!!
Jungkook
Yeah, that's my name!! now what did you just say?
Fem.Staff
That someone was fired for abuse...
Jungkook
That's completely different from what I heard, Yoongi abused no one. He is straight from the hospital and can't even get dressed alone.
Fem.Staff
Yoongi was in the hospital?!
Jungkook
Yes, and his arm is finally fixed, He can't move it... so if any of you spread rumors of him, don't ask why human resources is calling.
Fem.Staff
I'm sorry, Jungkook ... I didn't know...
Jungkook
Then shut up!! Later, don't cry because any Idol looks for your unsatisfactory company.
Fem.Staff
Jungkook!!
Rie Hata
Wow ... Those girls are in trouble, they accepted to be your private harem, doesn't it?
Jungkook
They are only a bunch of gold diggers, that's why they don't have a chance with any famous person they met.
Rie Hata
I know... but you used them.
Jungkook
Used, now I understand why Jin hyung rarely do it, and Yoongi ignore them completely.
Rie Hata
They have their pure hearts and feelings to deal with... a bunch of demons
Jungkook
Yoongi and Jin pure? What are they, angels?
Rie Hata
Who knows? They can be lunatics but never show around their real personality in front of me.
Jungkook
Because we only meet you to work like slaves...
Rie Hata
Poor thing...😂😂
Jungkook
Aish, they ruined my day...
Jungkook
Fuck...😡💥💢💫
Namjoon
Hey..
Jungkook
What..
Namjoon
What's the problem? I can hear you from my room.
Jungkook
Those girls...
Namjoon
Who?
Jungkook
Those bitches from the agency, they can't wait to get a favor from us, and at the first opportunity they stabbed us.
Namjoon
😦 What? Tell me everything ...
Jungkook
😮💨[ I told him everything]
Namjoon
The only ones who know the story are PD, the head manager, and the lawyer, obviously the group members...
Jungkook
My "ex manager" is the head manager now, Lee hates Baby Brown because she turned him down.
Namjoon
Lee hates any pretty woman who doesn't kiss the floor he walks over.
Jungkook
Exactly... that's infuriating me further!!
Namjoon
You trusted him because he was the youngest manager with experience that or agency could promote to work with us.
Jungkook
Yes... but as you can see, he forgot who put him in the position to brage about his job and money.
Namjoon
Let's go for a beer and see if you can sleep afterward.
Jungkook
mmm... no thanks... I will call a friend... to forget the issue.
Namjoon
OK, try to rest.
Jungkook
Same for you...
Baby Brown
📱Oh.. hello...
Jungkook
Sorry for the hour...📲
Baby Brown
📱Eh? Don't worry, I didn't get to adapt my sleep to the right time, so don't worry.
Jungkook
Mmmm... When will you move back to Seoul?📲
Baby Brown
📱When the agency gets me where to sleep, I am waiting for a notice to have a home.
Jungkook
Who is in charge of that?📲
Baby Brown
📱I don't know... I haven't asked, but since I explained my feelings towards Yoongi... they choose where we can meet peacefully.
Jungkook
Low move that you are in Narnia. What is so special about him? Suga can be rude 📲
Baby Brown
📱That he cares? Actually, men aren't really lovable. At least in my experience. And this place is more likely Terabithia.
Jungkook
Well, you never asked me how to conquer Suga.📲
Baby Brown
📱That's a waste of time. He seems interesting, but it is too soon to give up on my feelings now that he talks to me.
Jungkook
He is shy... 📲
Baby Brown
📱You too, but you are calling me now.
Jungkook
I am dangerous.... 📲
Baby Brown
📱And sexy, but I got my eye on certain grumpy dude..
Jungkook
😅😅 Yeah, especially after living with you.📲
Baby Brown
📱Sorry, I couldn't resist his cuteness and spoiled him.
Jungkook
😂😂😂You are funny and sweet.📲
Baby Brown
📱😏Should remember that later, you bited me once.
Jungkook
I wasn't thinking... my apologies. 📲
Baby Brown
📱Don't worry, you didn't offend my pride.
Jungkook
Like that's possible...📲
Baby Brown
📱😂 Certainly, I have a big ego 😂
Jungkook
Wish to mess with it. 📲
Baby Brown
📱Nah! You seem decent enough...
Jungkook
Decent? Everyone thinks I'm a player, a womanizer. 📲
Baby Brown
📱Wow... And are you that?
Jungkook
😉 Not to you...girl 📲
Baby Brown
📱why?
Jungkook
nnnn... because you put a smile on my friend's face, and actually, my day is getting better. 📲
Baby Brown
📱And that friend is Min, by any chance?
Jungkook
Yes, that's the one...📲
Baby Brown
📱Kim Taehyung seemed more enthusiastic to hear news from me... must be because I gifted him my food.
Jungkook
The strawberries, doesn't it?📲
Baby Brown
📱Strawberries, dumplings... the list is long...
Jungkook
That boy... 📲
Baby Brown
📱Don't worry, I was called out and didn't want to turn my expensive lunch into garbage. I don't mind sharing my stuff.
Jungkook
So you are generous... what an angel...📲
Baby Brown
📱You are, too. I saw a few clips on the net... oh darling, you were such a cute thing... what happened to you?
Jungkook
😂😂😂 Cute? call me that in person 😂😂😂📲
Baby Brown
📱Eh! I need this big distance to keep my brain working and talk to you. You are quite attractive if you haven't noticed.
Jungkook
Thanks, Brown... but would like to hear that you love how I look... In my room... 📲
Baby Brown
📱Evil. Call me Baby, it's not my given name, but I changed it to make things easier.
Jungkook
If you call me Jungkook...📲
Baby Brown
📱You are really mean... do you know how many girls will try to kill me if I say it at the agency by mistake?
Jungkook
Mnn... at least you have my permission. At least in private...📲
Baby Brown
📱My gosh... you made blush, so ... you had a bad day.... something I can do?
Jungkook
I don't wanna remember... why don't you keep telling me about your feelings towards me?📲
Baby Brown
📱That's not difficult... you are handsome, tall, sexy, and dance like a dreamed boy...
Jungkook
I am also famous and rich. [Yoongi came to talk, but I was on the phone and waved him to get closer] 📲
Baby Brown
📱Yeah, your girlfriend will be a lucky one.
Jungkook
Be my girlfriend...[hearing noises] Baby Brown? Are you there?[ she activated the videocall option, and I accepted it ] 📲
Baby Brown
📱sorry, I had an accident... you can't ask things like .... Yoongi?
Yoongi
Hang up...princess 📲
Baby Brown
📱No... Jeon made a question.
Jungkook
Yes, I asked her out.📲
Yoongi
Do you wanna be Jungkook's girlfriend? 📲
Baby Brown
📱I don't know... I am single, I don't see more problems than being far away... ask me out again on a date, Jeon.
Yoongi
What about me? 📲
Baby Brown
📱What about you? wanna be my boyfriend?
Yoongi
You know that is impossible... princess I...📲
Baby Brown
📱Then, step aside, Min, I don't have interest in games that will only make me miserable. [ she hanged the call, and that was interesting]
Jungkook
You are in trouble...📲
Yoongi
Do you really want her?
Jungkook
I was messing around. A few minutes earlier and you would hear how much she loves you. Seriously, it was a joke because you came here.
Yoongi
Well... I don't like to hear her that she will date someone new, but good luck she is... different.
Jungkook
Nah... I like to hunt my bunnies. She said yes because you asked her to hang the call.
Yoongi
Why did you call her?
Jungkook
Boredom? I needed to change my mood.
Yoongi
Namjoon said you saved my ass from the "desperate girls club"
Jungkook
They were starting gossip about you and your...
Yoongi
My nothing, Kook... I haven't decided anything yet.
Jungkook
Goodness, she loves you already.
Yoongi
Doesn't know a shit about me, and she will hate me later. You have heard Jimin scolding me.
Jungkook
Be honest. You wouldn't be so careful if she didn't hit the right spot for you.
Yoongi
My life is a mess...
Jungkook
Mine is better? but she only wants a chance, not a ring in her hand.
Yoongi
Will like that later...
Jungkook
So you like her that much?
Yoongi
I don't know why I can't ignore her.... this is going to become a huge deal for me.
Jungkook
Or a big opportunity, Yoongi, you deserve to be happy with someone.
Yoongi
I can't take advantage, that poor girl....
Jungkook
She is hot...
Yoongi
You haven't seen anything... it's to die for...
Jungkook
Even if it's a night or the rest of your lifespan... at least don't push her away. She seems clever enough to understand the situation.
Yoongi
That's the problem. She can see through me, I can't hide how much I want her, at least physically. I dial her number to sleep, I miss her...
Jungkook
Then go get her... go there and bring her back. Look, if she gets mixed signals. Don't blame her.
Yoongi
I know... she needs to meet more people before choosing me.
Jungkook
That's absolutely stupid... you like her!
Yoongi
Even you Jungkook, do, that's easy ... a relationship ... she deserves someone else to be happy forever.
Jungkook
She doesn't even like being called princess, don't assume things, date her first.
Yoongi
I know what's good for her, and that's not me.
Jungkook
And who is good enough?
Yoongi
You, or Jin, if he finally drops that act of being engaged.
Jungkook
You will cry blood if she changes her mind.
Yoongi
That's better than hurting her... being myself.