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The first meeting was worse than I had imagined. At 2 AM, when there was no one around and the lights in the houses were turned off, I was walking home in the late hour when...
"Give me your number, I’m in love with you."
Some crazy guy asked me for my number.
"...Huh?"
"I fell in love at first sight, when I saw you."
It was so dark that I couldn't even see his face, so what the hell did he fall for…??
No, more importantly, this was a narrow alley with no lights, and a large person was blocking my way. I felt like I might get attacked any second. I thought about quickly giving him my number to get away, but I couldn't, because I feared he would use that number to call me out and sell my organs or demand an obscene amount of money.
Swoosh_
"Give me your phone, I…"
"AHHHH! Old man, don’t touch me!!"
"Y-yes...?"
"Don’t come closer!!! I’ll report you!!"
"...I…"
Quickly ran away_
"...What was that crazy woman…?"
"Ha... he didn’t follow, right?"
"What do you think you’re doing on a night like this!!"
"If it were another woman, she’d be sold already...!"
"Ugh… That crazy bastard!!"
I said all that, but my legs went weak, and I quickly collapsed when I got home. Just in case, I shut the curtains and stayed up all night.
"Ugh… I couldn’t sleep at all, what is this…"
"I should have just killed him!"
"Stupid idiot!!"
After staying up all night, my dark circles were hanging down to my chin. At this point, I could probably jump rope with them. I couldn’t sleep because I was scared, and yet I still had the nerve to curse that guy, holding onto my pride. The shadow of that guy was even bigger than Namsan Mountain; I should have been the one to die, not kill anyone.
"I should’ve just reported him..."
"He’s so tall and big!!"
"Why did he even ask for my number??"
"That crazy bastard..."
"Are you talking about me?"
"...?"
"Big and tall, the one who asked for my number yesterday."
"That crazy bastard sounds like me."
"...What the…? Oh…!!"
I couldn’t breathe.
I couldn’t speak, nor could I move.
Yes, he was tall, big, and extremely scary, but...
Shit_
He’s unbelievably handsome.