※Please ignore this, it's just the delusion of a crazy person who is overly immersed.
※Excessive delusions are not good for your health.
This is Kim Seok-jin, the very cheerful team leader...
Views: 134,340 | Likes: 12,492 | Author: Chwichwiba
Hello! This is my first time writing something like this, but I'll give it a try! First of all, I'm a 24-year-old worker who got a job at a fairly famous large company and works hard. If I tell you what company it is, everyone will say, "Oh, that company?" Because I'm quite capable. Haha. Sorry, I'll stop bragging and get to the real story now.
First of all, let me introduce our team leader. He's really handsome. But he knows he's handsome the best, so he gets a little annoyed. Jin from BTS? He looks a lot like that guy. He's in his late 20s to early 30s? He's young for a team leader, but if you look at the things he says with his eyes closed, he'd be in his 40s. He likes company dinners, makes a lot of dad jokes, and seems to have a lot of fun every day. I'm the only one who does all the work. Sigh.
"Hey everyone, how about a company dinner today? I'll pay with my corporate card today~!! What's your schedule?"
He always says he spends money with the company card, but when we actually go, he takes out his personal card and flexes. He's a cool team leader. But I hate company dinners. He also drinks a lot, so he stays until the end and pays for all the drunk team members to get in a taxi at his own expense, and he calls a taxi to go. How do I know this? I'm also a serious drinker, so I'm the only one who can go toe-to-toe with the team leader, so we both stay until the end, drink, and go home right before we get drunk. Haha
The team leader must like me drinking with him, because he always says he'll buy me hangover soup the day after a company dinner. He drives all the way to my house and we go to a hangover soup restaurant in front of my house to get over our hangovers. After we finish eating, we each go home without any regrets. What else can we do when we meet up with coworkers? We don't really have anything to say, so we just get over our hangovers and go home.
But we're really close at work. The team leader is young and there are no old farts, so the team atmosphere is always good. We joke around and joke around a lot, but that doesn't mean we don't work. If we each do our own work, we don't touch each other. If we finish a little early, we can leave work early, so we can leave work as much as we want! Of course, other departments are really jealous of our department, and it's natural that I shrug my shoulders whenever that happens.
The team leader is also very playful, so when they come to get payment documents from him, each of them has a novel idea and the team members seem to be thinking about how to get there all the time because of that lol. They dance, do skits, sing, do musicals, and many other things, but the skits are the easiest and most comfortable. But they have to be a lot more novel. If the team leader doesn't like it, they get kicked out..
I've been used to this kind of role-playing a lot since middle school, so I'm the best at it in my department ㅋㅋ My seniors also ask me to bring it to them because they know I'll definitely pass if I go ㅋㅋ Then I go back and flatter them first, and the team leader feels good and happily signs it ㅋㅋ
"Team Leader~!! I'm a fan! Can you please give me your autograph just once?"
"Ah, thank you. My face is pretty good. What is your name?"
"I'm Kim Yeo-ju!!"
"I'll remember your name. I signed here. Take it with you."
"thank you!!"
My name was mentioned, but what can I do? Anyway, the two of us were like this and playing tiki-taka. When I came out with the signed payment documents, my seniors praised me a lot. I'm glad I did a lot of these things when I was young.. I thought to myself, do I still think I'm a bit of a god?
There are many good days like this, but there are times when the atmosphere in our department is really cold. When the team leader makes dad jokes and when there is a really important project left, the atmosphere is completely... ㄷㄷ 180 degrees different. Of course, in the former, only the team leader is happy and our expressions are rotten.
"So, does anyone know how long it takes for oil to arrive?"
"Um... wouldn't it take about 3 days if you take a plane?"
"Hey, Mr. Min! The oil will arrive in 5 days! OIL~"
"...Team Leader, be careful. I almost hit you."
"Yoongi, you shouldn't hit hyung."
"This is a company. Please don't use personal titles."
Yeah, that's right. He comes out of the team leader's office twice a day, makes old man jokes like that, and then goes back in... Then, Manager Min's expression changes and he's really going to hit me, but I'm scared... Manager Min and the team leader are like close siblings, and it's really funny when they do tiki-taka. I'll write about that later if I have time!
And when the mood in our department is bad, when there's not much time left for an important project, the team leader comes out and doesn't make dad jokes or even mention the word "company dinner" that he likes so much. He really doesn't leave work and just works all day, working overtime is the norm and staying up all night to finish work.
At this time, if anyone upsets the team leader, they will really die. Even the team leader who never usually gives us harsh words was swearing at us this time. Oh my, I didn't hear the swearing directly because I went to run coffee errands, which was the youngest's fate, but I overheard it from somewhere. Manager Jeong, who was known to talk a lot, had upset him and all the six-character words could be heard through the door. Manager Jeong came out of the team leader's office and started sobbing, and the team members said they couldn't even comfort him because they were worried about what the team leader would think.
But once the project was over, the team leader returned to his usual self and apologized for all the anger he had caused during the project, and said he was sorry for swearing at us, and bought us all sorts of things, threw us his personal card, and told us to eat whatever we wanted among ourselves, and asked us to understand that he was a bit sensitive back then. He was such a kind and gentle person. Ah, it's not like I'm doing this because I bought him food^^
It's not a project period right now, so I'm writing this during work hours, but if they find out, it might be the deputy manager, not the team leader, who'll say something... I'm more scared of deputy manager Min than the team leader... For now, I can't get caught, so I'll pretend to work for a bit and then continue writing later!!
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Anonymous 1: So when are you going to write the next story?
Anonymous 2: Writer... I'm dying waiting for my grandmother...
Anonymous 3: By the way, Team Leader, you look like BTS's Jin. Writer, Team Leader, are you married?
N (Writer): No, you're still single and single, right? There's no way you'd go out for this many company dinners if you're in a relationship.
Anonymous 3: Okay, where is that company? I'm on my way to throw in my resignation letter to the CEO of our company.
Anonymous 4: Are you crazy? LOL Insanityㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋ
Anonymous 3: I'm serious;
Anonymous 5: He's good at what he does, has a sense of humor, can drink well, is handsome (most importantly), and has a lot of money. He's just like my husband.
Anonymous 4: You have to fight and win against Anonymous 3 to be able to do it.
Anonymous 3: Dambyeo.
Anonymous 5: These people are really lol
Minseoltang: What are you doing instead of doing your work, Mr. Kim?
Anonymous 6: It's real lol Run away quickly, my lady
N (Writer): Kids, Manager Min is behind me. I'm really going to work. Bye.
Anonymous 7: Ah, you left, but I didn't send you away.
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Here I come again! I was playing around with this earlier and got caught and got scolded a lot by Manager Min.. I was so pissed that I told the team leader, but the team leader said it was okay and told me to just use it, so I'm using it! Oh, and the team leader allowed me to say his name, so I'll just say it! It's Team Leader Kim Seok-jin, and he just made an old man joke and left..ㅎ
The atmosphere got really bad so the team leader got upset and told everyone to leave work lol. Then he asked me to come quietly and go have a drink with him, so I said okay and we're on our way to a bar right now! It's been a while since I've had a drink with the team leader and if we both get drunk, there's no one to take us home, so I'm going to drink just enough and stop! For now, I'll get to the bar while I'm writing this, have a drink, and then continue!
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm writing this again after about an hour since I ate, but this is the first time I've seen our team leader drunkㅋㅋㅋ When we have company dinners, we both drink moderately and go home sober, but today, since the team leader was eating alone, we drank twice as fast and got drunk quicklyㅋㅋㅋ I also found out about the team leader's injections.. I think today was a bit of a spectacular day
Ah, the team leader's injection was to buy snacks and eat them. LOL. He suddenly got up and said he was going to the convenience store, so I waited, thinking he might buy some hangover cure, but he suddenly came in and took out a bag full of macarons, jellies, and chocolates and started opening them and eating them one by one. LOL. But he looked so cute eating them that I took a video, but I'll secretly upload one. He really is handsome, but he was so cute eating them..ㅠㅠ
He really made that kind of expression on his face, I almost lost my mind and kissed him;; And what's even more amazing is that the team leader has another injection and he's giving it to the person right next to him.. I was sitting across from him, but the team leader went to the convenience store, came back, sat next to me, and kept hugging me.. I'm going crazy. Among the people who are watching this right next to me, can anyone endure it like me? There won't be anyone, right?
He kept giving me a bite after he took one, and when I said no, he would stick out his mouth and whine. How could he not eat it? When I finally took a bite, he smiled and asked if it was tasty. When I said yes, he held out the bag and told me to eat it all. He said he bought it for me and put it in my hand tightly, so I ended up taking it.
You seemed too drunk, so I roughly calculated the amount and came out. Since I thought the team leader wouldn't be able to go home alone even if he died, I looked at my resident registration card and called a taxi and carried it to the team leader's house. On the way home... It was really heavy and I thought I was going to die. I felt like I was going to collapse as soon as I got home, so I'll stop here! I probably won't write again next time, but I'll try if I can! Thank you for listening to my story and bye everyone!
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Anonymous 8: I'm losing patience because you're writing without a key while sticking your face in and teasing me.
Anonymous 9: So if I were you, I'd go to jail and get stabbed.
Anonymous 10: Writer, please show more videos of the team leader being cute. Are you the only one who sees the good things?
N (Writer): If I get caught doing this, I'm screwed. Of course, I won't show it to you because I'm overflowing with the desire to keep it for myself.
Anonymous 1: You said you brought me home, how was the house? Was the bed soft?
N (Writer): I don't know about the bed because it's too hard, but I know the house is huge. I heard that you live alone in an officetel, but it seems like 10 people could live together.
Anonymous 2: Oh my, this is our future home, writer, take a good look
N (Writer): Hey lol what kind of newlywed home is this? The team leader has that face, how could he even notice me?
Anonymous 5: I'm writing this after seeing the writer's comments. I bet your son and mom will start dating within 6 months.
Anonymous 3: Pilgrimage to the Holy Land
Anonymous 4: I believe he went on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land.
Anonymous 6: Please help me get into college.
Anonymous 7:ㅅㅈㅅㄹ
It's been a while since I've been here..ㅎ I tried using a new format. Which format do you like better?