I almost set fire to my older boyfriend's house while cooking. txt
I have a boyfriend who is two years older than me and he's a chef. He always cooks for me so I decided to cook for him today! He looks at me with a really disgusted expression. What should I do? I'll do it because I love him, lol
“Because my brother said he would do it..”
"No! Oppa, sit down and rest! I'm the cook today!"
“Ha.. Yeoju, you haven’t cooked much before..”
“It will keep growing~”
It's not that my boyfriend is ignoring me, he's just worried that I won't let him touch anything while he's cooking. LOL. I tried to get him to sit down and start cooking, but he's a bit overprotective (he won't stay still). As soon as he picks up the knife, he runs out at me and threatens me with it.
Sit down.
“Be careful, the knife is dangerous.”
“Ah, yes yes~”
“Whew… Kim Yeo-ju, really”
My boyfriend was so funny because of me that he couldn't come to his senses and started cooking after laughing until he came to his senses ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“I’ll boil the noodles, today’s meal is spaghetti!”
“Be careful, my lady, you might burn your hand in the hot water.”
“Hey, sir! You should know better, right?
When cooking, safety first! Safety second! Taste third!”
“...You know it well, you’re a good kid.”
Okay. Did we chat too long? My boyfriend stared at me so intently that I wondered if my back was going to break out while I was cooking, and I was sweating profusely! But I was also brimming with anticipation, thinking the food would turn out pretty well.
Didn't I say I was making spaghetti? Haha ...
The fire was rising up to the ceiling lol I almost dropped the fan handle lol
“Waaaaaaaaaah!!!!”
“Kim Yeo-ju!!”
As soon as I started the fire show, my boyfriend ran over, turned off the gas, and snatched the pan handle away. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ .. Wow, my heart was pounding.. My nostrils were flaring too.. My heart was pounding so much that I kept saying a lot of weird exclamations like "Wow" and "Wow" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“What are you going to do if you get hurt..”
"...haha..."
“Huh? Look at this.. Are you laughing?”
Then he put down the fan and hugged me. Did you know that my tension suddenly went away? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ My legs gave out and I was practically hanging on to my boyfriend ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Are you saying I'm some kind of koala?...
“There was almost a fire.. It was the biggest fire I’ve ever seen..”
“You almost set your brother’s house on fire? You know that, right?”
“...It wasn’t intentional. Will you forgive me?”
Then there's that really sinister smile, right? People who have a sense of humor can feel it. That creepy feeling? Haha... I'm screwed. It was a good life! See you in the next life, my comrades!!
“It’s such a serious crime that it deserves punishment.”
“...haha”
It really came to pass. I closed my eyes ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Oh my god, when I think about that time, I feel so embarrassed. I died a shameful death ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Ah ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ If I had a chance to go back to that time, I would grab my collar and smash my head in with the fan next to me..
“Hey, why are you closing your eyes? Haha, why don’t you put your lips in?
“Isn’t that too selfish?”
"......ah?.."
F*ck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ .. Ah, I'm so pissed.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ How funny must I have looked ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I remember myself sticking my snout out and closing my eyes, so I just banged my head on the desk.. ㅋㅋㅋ.. ㅋㅋㅋ..
But since I was still, my boyfriend thought I fainted and shook me while calling my name ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.. Oppa, I want to be alone ㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋ큐ㅠㅠㅠㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅠㅠㅠㅠ 😭
“Eww!!! I’m going to make spaghetti quickly!!!”
I got so annoyed that I suddenly got angry.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅎ.. And then I finished making the spaghetti, but I don't even remember how I made it. I keep imagining myself sticking out my lips and closing my eyes.. So I absolutely don't remember what I put in it or what I was thinking when I made it. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“The spaghetti tastes burnt, but it’s delicious.”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Hahahaha no, it’s delicious”
You're kidding. While sticking out your mouth and biting spaghetti... Man, this is the first time I've eaten such tasteless food since I lost my hair ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I really respect my boyfriend so much, is this the power of love?.. I unconsciously started talking nonsense again ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Are you seriously asking if I'm crazy..
“Our heroine, why are you like this today?
“Are you kidding me?”
“......”
That's because I lost my mind.. kekekekekekeke I have a lot to say but I won't say it. Because I'm a mysterious woman. (F*ck, am I really a pervert?) At this point, I'm a self-proclaimed pervert. Anyway, I just laughed and threw my food in the corner while my boyfriend ate it all... I felt bad for no reason..
“Brother, stop eating.. Throw out all your stuff..”
“It’s okay, the heroine did it for me.”
“I’m sorry, but I’m not okay...”
“Hey, look at your brother.”
"huh..?"
“I was just joking around because you were so cute earlier. Were you really embarrassed?”
“....Isn’t that obvious?”
Suddenly, he made eye contact with me and said that.. Honestly, I was really nervous at that time.. Whoosh whoosh.. When I tried to avoid eye contact, he grabbed my cheek and made us meet. Ha.. I think my face turned into a tomato again then?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is embarrassing enough to be treated like a dish..ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“I proved it with my cooking today, so now all that’s left is to marry me, right?”
"Honey, you won't live long with me? If you eat that, you'll die young..."
“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”
She laughed so hard at my words, then wiped her tears and gave me a big kiss on the forehead ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I almost went to heaven.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Anyway, all that's left for me to do now is get married to my boyfriend~ You guys live happily too😊
Anonymous 1 If I do a fire show, will I be able to receive hot love?
- Anonymous 2 You will receive a back smash filled with your mother's hot love.
- Anonymous 3 Fuck lol
Anonymous 4 Fuck...
- Anonymous 4
Anonymous 5 Rupees, are you crazy about soju?
As expected.. Is it a failure to catch two rabbits, something funny and exciting..😭
Still, I wish I had a boyfriend like that.. Be happy everyone.. I love you❤️
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