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Bonus 3
:: Drunk Temptation
"It tickles, it tickles! Oh really!"
"You're mine. You're truly mine, Kim Yeo-ju."
"Then who am I, Oppa?"
"It's prettier when you say it like that."
For a solid hour, nothing but kissing ensued in the house. Yeoju begged Yeojin to let her father go, but her father was no ordinary man. It was practically an impossible request, so Yeojin simply clenched her fist in a gesture of encouragement and closed the bedroom door. With the door closed and the kids having figured out the situation, Seokjin, free of any further distractions, began to act more boldly.
"I can't stand it! It tickles!"
"You'll be home late today.
"I need to make sure it's fully charged."
The reason Seokjin was acting like this was because Yeoju had a drinking date with her friends. After all the hard work from Monday to Friday, it was finally Saturday, and they couldn't be together. Seokjin had been determined to show his newlywed side this weekend, clinging to her tightly, never leaving her for a second, so it was only natural he wouldn't let her go so easily.
Still, whether she knew it or not, the heroine eventually slipped out of his arms and tidied up her clothes in the mirror. As she grumbled that she needed to reapply her makeup, Seokjin approached her, rested his chin on her shoulder, and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Don't drink too much.
If you come hunting, I'll throw you some bread."
"Okay, okay."
"Come out before 1 o'clock
"Call me and I'll come pick you up."
And then. After finishing the last kiss, Yeo-ju smiles at the sight of the still-sleeping children and leaves. Seok-jin feels a strange sense of emptiness creeping into the empty house, and he ends up looking at the photos they took together.
Tick, tick.
"Haha, fuck, I'm going to die
"Did you go crazy because you wanted to?"
He's already drunk five liters of water. Not because dehydration accelerates aging, but because of the sassy Kim Yeo-ju, who hasn't been in contact with him since 3 a.m. and hasn't even come home. Seok-jin is extremely pissed right now.
Seokjin, who never curses normally, but seeing him keep saying "f*ck, f*ck" for the past few hours, it seems like he's not just angry. When he's angry, he needs to eat something to relieve his irritation, but if he eats too much, it can be bad for his health as well as his weight, so he should just drink water, but if he drank 5 liters over a few hours, it seems like he'll gain weight.
"Kim Yeo-ju... hangover cure tomorrow
Don't even expect it, really... "
Whether your insides are broken or not, that's none of my business!!! The glass cup he was holding tightly shook precariously as if it was about to crack. Then suddenly, there was a squeak squeak sound like someone was punching in the front door password, and Seokjin, who couldn't stand to see how drunk he must have been to keep getting it wrong, opened the door. Then, there was his wife laughing heartily... Seokjin, who finally exploded, grabbed the woman's wrist and led her into the living room.
"Oh, phew! Oh phew! Here I come!"
"I told you to call me, who's alone?
Long time. Why aren't you observing the curfew?"
"Seokjjina, our contribution
Seok, bang, jini~"
Should I give you a kiss? Innu, come on~ Ummm~ Then, she confidently spoke informally to him, grabbed his cheeks, made his lips into a carp shape, and suddenly tried to kiss him, leaving Seokjin more than a little annoyed. I'm so pissed I'm going crazy, but you're acting like that now?
Even at this late hour, no matter how safe South Korea is, wouldn't it be easy for a drunk woman wandering the streets of Myeongdong in the wee hours of the morning on a Saturday morning, without even taking a taxi, to get into trouble? Seokjin had told her to call him before 1 a.m., but she'd forgotten all about it, drunk, and walked home alone, which pissed him off. Of course, she'd also disobeyed his order not to drink too much and broken curfew.
"I feel so good~
Jo Eun-day~ Soo-ju is just~"
"Wake up and listen to me.
Why aren't you listening to me, oppa?"
"Ah! I'm going to pull it out, I'll give it to you!"
Seokjin wanted to scold her harshly, but since Yeoju was in a terrible state, he decided that the best solution would be to quickly wash her and put her to bed, leaving any further action for tomorrow. Only after dragging Yeoju into the master bathroom did she finally become quiet.
"ha···."
Soon, clothes, reeking of alcohol, began to fall, one by one, through the slightly ajar crack in the door. Still, I guess I still had the presence of mind to wash. As I approached the bathroom door to put the clothes in the washing machine, the door opened slightly again.
"Seokjjina... I'm sleepy..."
"Still, I have to wash up and go to bed.
"At least brush your teeth."
"Why am I so noisy?
"Poppo and siper~?"
Oh, Lord, what should I do with this child? Seok-jin, who had never been religious, felt dizzy at the sight of the distraught Yeo-ju, and prayed to a god he didn't even believe in. Truthfully, at twenty-six, it was the age when you'd be drinking yourself to death with friends of all ages. So, he tried to forgive her, feeling resentful that she couldn't do what she wanted because of her young marriage, but this wasn't right.
As the door closed again, I heard the sound of a stream of water gushing. What did I do to be so tired? I plopped down on the bed and waited for Yeoju to come out, when the bathroom door suddenly opened again and Yeoju poked her head out. She looked at Seokjin with a playful expression and said, "Do you want to wash together?"
"······."
Seokjin, whose pint has finally run out, runs to the bathroom at the speed of light.
:: Snake dream
A month later, Taehyung came to visit. He arrived suddenly, his expression grave, and suddenly began staring intently at Yeoju's stomach. Seokjin asked where she was looking and covered her stomach with his hand instead. What the hell is this crazy guy looking at?
"I had a dream."
"Then what would you dream of if you were to dream...?"
"This is not an ordinary dream!"
"Sister-in-law, haven't you noticed anything unusual about your health lately? Like, a sudden increase or decrease in your appetite, or a feeling of heaviness... Hasn't that happened?" Taehyung seemed to be beating around the bush, but Yeo-ju snapped at him, demanding to be more direct and ask, "What's so serious about this?" Taehyung scratched the back of his head.
"A black snake as big as a house. That snake
"I was just talking to my sister-in-law."
"so?"
"My sister-in-law's expression looked comfortable...
The snake itself was vicious. Oh yeah,
Definitely from external dangerous things
"As if trying to protect my sister-in-law."
So that's why you came all the way here to talk about it? Seokjin thought Taehyung's story was just nonsense and told him to forget it, since it was just a dream. But perhaps anticipating that reaction, he searched "snake dream" online and showed it to him.
"A beauty that will make you famous.
A healthy person will be born... Ya."
"I told you it was a dream!"
"Speak sense."
Yeoju joined in, drawing a line that would never happen. "My lord, we're being very thorough." Despite this, Taehyung continued to explain the snake dream, prompting Seokjin to investigate further and present it to Taehyung. Snake dreams don't always mean pregnancy.
He explained that dreams about black snakes, in particular, are about safety. It's a dream that could bring hardship or difficulties to those in close relationships. Of course, he can't let his guard down either. Taehyung then shut his mouth tightly. Still, perhaps thinking it was a prenatal dream, he stuck out his lower lip.
"But it could still be pregnancy
"It's there!"
"Hey, it's incest, you should be careful
"You don't mean it? You had the dream too."
Taehyung, strangely convinced by Seokjin's words, began to think deeply and calculate the probability of his own danger. Seokjin simply shook his head, saying he knew it.
"··· My sister-in-law appeared in my dream for no reason
"That's not the case, so you should be careful too."
"Yeah~ We'll do well, you
"Take care. While you're here, why not eat something before you go?"
Are snake dreams really just a coincidence?
"I don't feel well, why is this happening?"
"If it's not very good, take some medicine
"Do you want to eat? The pharmacy is not far away."
"No, sis, it's not that bad...
"I'm going to skip lunch today."
The next day, Yeoju, who went to work, felt unusually bad heartburn and drowsiness that day. While everyone else was out for lunch, she took a blanket to the break room. With a ton of work to do in the afternoon, she figured it might be best to get some work done instead of sleeping, so she changed route and bought a can of coffee from the nearby vending machine. Having given up coffee for health reasons, she felt even more thirsty after taking a large sip.
"Phew, ugh···!"
I vomited coffee in a sudden spurt of air. I quickly grabbed some tissue from the bathroom and wiped it up. Then, a question struck me. I usually drink coffee, so why was I suddenly doing this? It felt like my body was instinctively rejecting it for some reason.
"Is something hurting?" Suddenly, the snake dream Taehyung had mentioned came to mind, and Yeoju began to worry that she might have contracted a serious illness. Or perhaps it was simply her body needing time to adjust after a long period of not drinking coffee. However, Yeoju decided to go to the hospital with Seokjin as soon as work was done.
"Let's eat first before we go.
Yeah? I'm worried, that's why."
"I think it will get worse if I eat it
Yeah... I'm a little dizzy."
"But that won't work. Lunchbox
"I brought it, so eat it."
On the way home after work, Yeoju was about to tell Seokjin that she was sick when another bout of nausea tumbled out of her mouth. Seokjin stopped the car, telling her to wait a moment, and brought some simple medicine and a packed lunch. Yeoju, though she couldn't possibly eat it, reluctantly opened the lunchbox.
"Ugh... This smells weird...?"
"It was an instant lunch box, so it came out right away.
So it can't be strange... "
Despite Seokjin's words, Yeoju shook her head and closed the lunchbox lid again. Her mind was in turmoil, wondering if Taehyung's snake dream was indeed a bad omen. But Seokjin reassured her, telling her to think about it in a more positive light.
But I'm definitely not pregnant. I've always been really careful, and we don't remember. I've never made a mistake, so what if this is a bad omen? Yeoju had hoped it wouldn't be a serious illness, but at her words, something flashed through Seokjin's mind. That day a month ago, when Yeoju had been drinking heavily... and lost her mind... ahhh...
"Honey, why do you look like that?"
"··· Wait a minute, honey, I'm at the pharmacy
I'll stop by again soon."
"uh?"
Seokjin hurriedly opened the door and headed straight for the pharmacy. The item he bought there was none other than a pregnancy test. To be sure, he bought four and presented them to the woman. He told her to go into the public restroom and test herself.
"Why...? Have you ever made a mistake...?"
"No, that... first of all
Come and talk about it."
"Oppa, no, oppa
Please speak properly...!"
Seokjin couldn't bring himself to raise his head and sent Yeoju out of the car. Yes, that day, Yeoju's single phrase, "Let's shower together," had had a profound impact on Seokjin. After that, he completely lost his grip on the pint, unable to control his own thoughts or actions.
And after some time, the female lead came back to the car, trudging. She was trembling, clutching the pregnancy test results in both hands. When Seokjin asked what happened, she turned her head to the side and immediately cursed loudly. Hey, Kim Seokjin, you bastard...!! As the female lead burst into tears, Seokjin immediately checked the pregnancy test results. The results showed two clear lines on all four results. She was pregnant.
"Lady, calm down for now...
It might actually be a good thing,"
"Are you crazy! ㅠㅠㅠ What the heck
I thought so! ㅠㅠㅠ"
"We're married, it's okay.
It's good to have a child,"
"Oh, then my brother will give birth! ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ"
Seokjin, now speechless, spread his arms and closed his eyes tightly, thinking he'd rather hit her. The woman then struck him squarely in the stomach, making a deafening thud. Even while sobbing, she singled out only the painful spots for the blow, and Seokjin, feeling he couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed her arm with difficulty and continued speaking.
"Yeoju... We are with Yeojin right now
Besides Hyunjin, you can also raise other children
There are circumstances where it is possible... but that's not the case
I can't erase the child
It's work, huh? There's nothing I can do about it... "
"ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ"
"··· Then, should I erase it···?"
At Seokjin's words, Yeoju asked if he was crazy and struck him in the stomach again. He held his stomach and groaned in pain, but then smiled as Yeoju seemed to have opened up. He planned to visit the gynecologist the next day for a thorough examination.
"I'll do really well, oppa
"Honey, just stay healthy."
Seok-jin and Yeo-ju, who had arrived at the daycare to pick up Yeo-jin and Hyeon-jin, running with their precious babies, smiled faintly at the sight of the two, completely absorbed in the program "Animal Farm." Upon hearing the daycare teacher's words, the two, who had immediately come running with their bags in hand, pointed to the TV screen as soon as they saw them.
"Mom and Dad, there's a puppy over there too!"
"Hyunjin, stop it, I want to raise you!"
Yeojin and Hyunjin had been pestering me for a while about wanting to raise a puppy. I had actually planned to adopt one as they requested, but now I couldn't. Because I had a younger sibling!
"Yeojin, Hyunjin, listen to your daddy."
"huh!"
"Yes!"
"I'm having a baby. Hyunjin too.
"Now you're either oppa or hyung-a?"
The look on Hyunjin's face that day when he lost his position as the youngest who had monopolized all the love was truly shocking, and it will be a day he will never forget.
Please punish this great sinner who tried to come quickly but ended up being late... lol.