I don't do the possession that the possessor tells me to do, but 1~Complete
I don't do the possession that the possessor tells me to do, but 1-3 (complete)
Datbyul
2021.08.30Views 53
01.
In Ward 63, a life was said to have ended its fate. Silence filled the room. No one mourned the patient's death. She had no family. Yet, her pale, weary face held a sense of peace. That's how Kim Ami died. At the tender age of twenty, Ami, who had repeatedly declared she would commit suicide at thirty, had become a handful of dust.
"Where is this place..........!"
Ami muttered to herself. All she knew was that her breath had been cut off, her body turning to dust. A purple portal-like thing appeared, leaving Ami in an endless white void. A man emerged from it, staggering. He wore a white suit, but his skin was even paler, making her think he was some kind of snowman pretending to be human. Ami, who met the man's eyes, quickly averted them, and the man, in turn, muttered to himself in confusion.
"Oh, it's not Mr. Kim Cheol-su..."
"... ..."
"Let's see..."
"... ..."
"Kim Ami...?"
"yes...!"
Until then, Ami had thought the man was just some ordinary grim reaper. Then, the man raised his head, which had been bowed down. But a halo shone from behind him;;; At that moment, Ami's mind was filled with only one thought.
That person. He's my ideal type!
What about someone with whiter skin than me and a sharp, small nose... and who looks scary when he's serious, but has a moment when he smiles that shows his wide open mouth...
"Excuse me, Ms. Kim Ami?"
"You are very handsome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
"yes?"
"Ah. No. Why did you call me...?"
"Well, there must have been an error in the documents."
The man locked eyes with Ami and said, "I accidentally killed you in the afterlife. You'll be returning next year." Ami's face hardened in an instant at the man's words.
"...I know you're going through a lot of mental hardship. That's why I..."
"Thank you so much, thank you so much."
"What is it..."
"Because I can see your face sooner?!"
"...my face?"
"yes."
The man was probably taken aback. Despite living as a god in this world for nine hundred and ninety-nine years, this was truly the first time he'd heard such words. Despite his bewilderment, he maintained a poker face and cautiously asked Ami.
"First of all, I'm Min Yoongi."
"Oh my, this name is cool too."
"Ah... yes... anyway... I want to give you a new life."
"yes."
"Extra from the internet novel that Ami read
"If you are talking about it,"
"No, absolutely not."
"yes?"
"Your face keeps pulling me towards you. It's telling me not to go."
"Don't joke around..."
"It's true. This is purely your fault."
"Oh please."
02.
"Ahem... big."
"Please don't bother me."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
"So you don't want to do it because of my face?"
"Yes. This is the providence of the universe and the reason for the existence of everything."
"No nonsense whatsoever."
"Fuck... This is. Taking away. All. Food,. Shelter. from. Humanity."
"Ami is already dead, so she doesn't need food or shelter."
"sorry."
"yes."
Ami, who had been swearing that she wouldn't be reincarnated, finally decided to let Yoongi play a role like his assistant after much deliberation. As soon as he made that decision, he had to listen to more of Ami's nonsense (as Yoongi called himself)... but as unique as he was, Yoongi didn't mind receiving Ami's attention. As he was one of the descendants of Hwanung who died during the Silla Dynasty, it took Yoongi thirty years to adjust to modern speech. When he was deeply in thought for a long time, the dead came in. Yoongi would quietly listen to their stories, and Ami would guide the dead to the reincarnation portal.
"Ah! I'm already tired... Is our time over now?"
"Probably. We only handle five hundred people a day."
"My knees are killing me, but I've been doing this for two thousand years..."
"If it's difficult, you can reincarnate right now."
"... ..."
Ami turned her gaze to the portal that was facing away from Ami and Yoongi. It still glowed purple, but Ami shook her head. She didn't want to lose this person... He said that if she stayed here for more than a day, memories of her past life would return to her next life. Ami hated that. Even if she just endured this heartbreak in this life, it wouldn't be long before she had enough.
"But Yoongi-ryeom. You're really. Handsome."
"Ah... thank you."
"I like this kind of voice too. Ah, sexy!"
"...?"
"...I really won't do it anymore."
"No, you can do more."
"... Don't laugh like that. It's annoying."
"why?"
"Sir, are you using a beauty trap on me?"
"What is that?"
"Ah... no..."
Ami's mouth fell shut at the pure luster. Hmm... I guess he's someone who'll become impure if he stays with me. Should I really be reincarnated? Ami thought seriously for a moment.
A year has passed since Ami began working as Yoongi's assistant. Yoongi now knows Ami's fate was terminal, and Ami has gradually become accustomed to the situation. Still, expressing her feelings for Yoongi is a daily occurrence. And... the two...
Let's date!
03.
ARMY: Hello? This is ARMY! Is this the right way to do it? ... It's my first time standing in front of a camera or something... sob sob. Then, from now on, the interview... No, no. Can I do an interview?
Anchor Star: Yes!
Yoongi: Can't I just go home? (sigh)
Anchor Star: Of course I want to do that too... (Laughs) It's the final episode, so it's a bit weird if only the title is posted, right? Haha.
Ami: Right, oppa. Let's try it! I've always wanted to try something like this.
Yoongi: Oppa? (Ears turn red)
Anchor: ... Don't stir-fry. (Wipes away tears and goes to jail.)
The Star Bookstore studio suddenly falls silent. The only sound is "Anchor Star"'s screams as he is arrested by the police. Yoon-ki embraces Ami, and Anchor Star trembles with envy.
Ami: (Shouting) He did nothing wrong! It was the right thing to do!
Police Officer (Jungkook): Oh, come to think of it, that makes sense. Taehyung. Let's let this guy go.
Police (Taehyung): That would be better!
Anchor Star: Oh my god. It's not that I can't. Thank you!
Yoongi: Mr. Anchor Star. Actually, you wanted to capture those two because they were so handsome, right?
Anchor Star: Mr. Yoongi, are you an alchemist?
Yoongi: I'm a god haha.
ARMY: Oh, that's so funny. (Laughs)
Anchor Star: Okay... Okay, now let's really start the interview!
(A grand background music plays.)
01. How did Ami die?
Ami: As I said, he died with a terminal illness... Actually, he died of cancer. (Laughs)
Yoongi: Mr. Anchor Star, why are you asking such provocative questions?
Anchor Star: But this is the most optimal opinion to reveal the story...
02. How did Yoon-gi die?
Yunki: He was shot by an arrow during a war and died honorably.
ARMY: Wow, so cool. He died honorably... As expected, our brother is... an angel?!
Yoongi: (He feels embarrassed but proud to hear his brother's voice again.)
Yoongi: But, Amiya. I'm a rookie...
ARMY: Oh right! As expected, my brother is a genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anchor: ...Next question, what's that? Why isn't it coming out? (Keeps pressing the remote control.)
Yoongi: Aren't you jealous? Aren't you jealous? (Hugs Ami. Ami's face turns red.)
Anchor Star: Don't stir-fry me!
- Beep beep!
03. What led to Ami and Yoongi dating?
[15+] Don't look at the kids.
Yoongi: ...
Army: ...
Anchor Star: Why aren't you saying anything? Both of your faces are turning red. Phew!
Yoongi: Oh, that's...
ARMY: While drunk, I checked the presence of the tongue...
Yoongi: .....
Anchor Star: .............. I won't show it to you.
- Beep beep!
04. What are your first impressions of each other?
Ami: My husband...
Yoongi: Again.
ARMY: What?
Anchor Star: Haha ...
05. What are the MBTIs of the two (three)?
(I'm thinking about the anchor.)
ARMY: Wow... I really like MBTI. I'm NFP 😄😄😄😄😄
Anchor Star: Crazy, my soulmate... I'm an infje 😄😄😄😄😄
Yoongi: A match made in heaven between Anchor Star and our ARMY. What's that? How do they do it? Do you guys speak in an alien language? What are NFP and INFPJ?
Cameraman: It's a personality test.
Yoongi: Oh.
ARMY: Oppa. Check it out! It's so much fun... I can't believe there are so many people with the same personality as me... sob sobㅜㅜ
Yoongi: Now that I think about it, it might be fun...
Anchor Star: ...Wow! Yoongi is an Integrator!
Yoongi: .... Is this completely me?
ARMY: See! Didn't I say it was fun???
Anchor Star: Wow, and you two are a match made in heaven!
Yoongi: That's right. Even if MBTI doesn't match, we're destined for each other.
ARMY: Min Yoongi is so powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shine: /////
Anchor: ..... Yes. Next question. (Nervously presses the remote control.)
06. Black Sorbet vs. Mint Chocolate
Yoongi: After
Army: Huh
Anchor Star: Sleepless is a giant cotton candy with holes in it
ARMY: Haha ...
Yoongi: Phew... Phew haha.
Anchor Star: (Laughs) Yes. Next question~~~!
07. What do you mean to each other?
Anchor Star: Oh. This might be a little ticklish...
Yoongi: If we do that, number 3 is more ticklish lol...
ARMY: Don't be shy, Mr. Origin of the Universe.
Yoongi: ...
Ami: ... Anyway, as I said before, I am the source of the universe!
Anchor Star: Ami is the origin of the universe... Then what about Yoongi?
Yoongi: (jealous that the two of them are already talking) Air.
Army: ?
Yoongi: Air is an essential thing...
ARMY: Is my crazy boyfriend a romantic? Sob, sob, as expected, he's my husband...
Cameraman: ? You two are dead anyway... Do you need air?
Ami: Ah.
Yoongi: Mr. Cameraman, don't ruin the mood.
Anchor Star: I'm sorry on your behalf. I'll take a break now~~~!
Ami and Yoongi got up from their chairs. Anchor Star said he would buy Americano for them, and the cameraman said he would go buy dessert with them.
The afterlife is similar to this life! Except you can't feel pain when you get hurt and everyone goes back to their prime. And currently, Ami and Yoongi... are awkward with each other because of question number 3 earlier.
“Brother. Isn’t the anchor star cute?”
"... uh....?"
"The prime was when I was five years old lol..."
"I know......."
"... ..."
"... ..."
Yes. The anchor star was at its peak at the age of five!... Sorry. I'm crazy. I'm just being far away.
08. Describe your lover’s strengths.
[15+] Don't look at the kids.
Cameraman: Start again!
ARMY: You're a good kisser.
Yoongi: ?
Yoongi: What?
Anchor Star: ㅇr................
Cameraman: ....................
Ami: No, no, that's not it, this is the epitome of tsundere! Taking good care of her while making a tick...
Anchor Star: That's right. Yoongi really does that to Ami unnie!
ARMY: I admit, our Yoongi is so sweet!
Yoongi: Our ARMY is also tall
ARMY: Stop talking, Min Yoongi, the origin of our universe. The anchor star is five years old.
Yoongi: ? No, you said it earlier too
Anchor Star: Next question.........!
Special question / Ami unnie is so cute.
Thief Anchor☆ and Yoongi♢.
Ami: ? (almost spits out her Americano)
ARMY: Why am I cute...
Yoongi: Anchor Star, this guy finally knows something. (He hosted)
Anchor Star: I knew it. (Joins in)
Anchor Star, Yoongi: Next question!
09. How did Yoongi become a god?
Questions asked by ARMY
Yoongi: What...? Everyone who has achieved great things becomes a god. If you work for two thousand years, you'll get enough bribes to live off of for the rest of your life... No, no, they'll give you money... (Laughs)
Army: Wow, so that's why you said you died so honorably earlier... (Surprised)
Yoongi: Yeah. (faintly)
Anchor Star: Wow, that's crazy;;; (This is a character I created.)
Cameraman: Next question! (Laughs)
10. Now that we're done! Any final words?
ARMY: Wow, it's already over...? It's too bad...
Yoongi: It's really too bad. I wish the Sen method would be completed quickly.
Anchor Star: Mr. Yoongi, with all your heart...
Yoongi: It's really too bad 😥😥😥😥😥 I hope the Sen Gong method is finished quickly 😄😄😄😄😄
Anchor Star: .....
ARMY: I want to try something like this again next time...
Yoongi: I want to try more of this too☺ (I put my soul into it because they told me to)
Anchor Star: Oh... I hope we meet again too ㅠㅠ
Cameraman: Hello!
Everything disappears like a mirage. Only four chairs and a few cameras remain in the Byeolchaekbang studio.