Kids, this is a big problem.
“Shut your mouth, bitch. If you move or make a sound, I’ll hit you again.”
“Ouch!! This bitch!! If you’re going to hit me, really hit me!!!”
“You made a noise, you stone-headed bitch, come here.”
Friendship between us? I've never heard of that before. I learned four-character idioms today... I was like that all gloomily until lunchtime. Then, when lunchtime came, I was going to go to the front of Yeojin's class to eat, but suddenly...Suddenly, those three guys showed up out of nowhere and started beating the shit out of me. I almost got beat up.
“Hey, where are you going?
“Ah!! Shit!! Are you kidding me, you crazy bastard?”
“That’s a bit harsh.”
진짜 존나 장난 똥때리는것도 아니고 일단은 얘네가 나보고 같이 밥먹자는거임 난 당빠 같이 먹을친구있다고 했음 근데 이새끼들 내말 들을새끼들이냐 나랑 여진쓰 끌고 우리 5명이서 먹음 아 존나 코로넘어가는지 눈깔로 넘어가는지 모르도록 밥쳐먹음 하아.... 근데 지금은 그냥 매일 5명이서 같이 먹는중임 종치면 중앙복도에 모여서 자연스레 다 모이면 내려가서 먹음 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 일단 뭐 밥먹다가 여진 이 미치년이 내 어깨에 기대면서 나한테 딱 붙는거임 지 소세지 하나 달라고 그래서 내가 얘 팍치면서 소리지름
“Ah! Aren’t you going to keep your distance, you crazy bitch?”
“Hey, my friend, can you give me a sausage the size of a bean?”
“Oh, I can’t give it to you.”
“Where did you sell your friendship, Pigsy?”
"What are you talking about? I sold it for ten cents at a flea market. Do you really want sausages that much? Then eat them all."
"Is there a personality problem? Our friendship is just that...ugh."
While doing this, I put three sausages in his mouth and he kept whining, but later he started eating them as soon as I gave them to him like he was some kind of circus troupe. The three of them got used to us fighting so they just ate while talking about games among themselves. But last time, something big happened that wasn't really a big deal. They said it was a big deal, but by my standards, it wasn't that big of a deal. You bastards... To explain, last time we were eating, Kim Taehyung asked me and Yoon Yeojin.
“Hey, you guys want to go for a drink?”
"What alcohol? I love coke. I'm already fucking shaking."
“You’re so annoying and lying around. You were caught by your aunt last time.”
“Ah, it doesn’t matter, I was drunk when I went in.”
“You almost filed a family register back then, you little punk.”
“It’s okay, buddy~ Hey Kim, who is that?”
"All three of us are going to go."
“Of course I won’t...”
“Both of us are attending”
Ah, that bitch is so fucking stubborn. She completely ignores my opinion and calls me out right away. She has the biggest personality problem, but she doesn't know what to do. So when I glared at her, she completely ignores me. I really don't know what she's thinking about. Let's drink on Saturday that week.
And on Saturday around 7 o'clock, I put on some light makeup and was wearing short-sleeved shirts and sweatpants and waiting for the kids. Oh, thank goodness Yoon Yeo-jin was wearing fluorescent shorts, dragging her slippers while chewing gum and raising her hand to me. So ~ I skipped over them lightly. Three guys came from the other side dragging their slippers too. What's really funny is that we all came out wearing the clothes we wore at home. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ It's so funny. So we went to the meeting place.... Jeon Jung-kook and Kim Tae-hyung's friend's house. No, it wasn't a bar, it was a house. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ There weren't as many people as I thought, and including the five of us, there were less than 20 people... But there were some popular older sisters and brothers from our area... I told you that our area is small, so only those who know know who they are and those who don't don't know who they are... First of all, Baek Seol-kyung, Kim Yoon-ah, and this one is a real legend... Lee Ye-jin... But the three guys all know these sisters and they pretend to know them too. They also just greeted each other, but what surprised me the most was that this bastard Yoon Yeo-jin ran to the most popular older sister, Ye-jin, and started flirting with her.
“Wow, unnie!!!!! I missed you!!!!”
.....? You, Yeojin..... are quite.... good friends. Turns out we lived next door for a long time and even our parents were close. Hahaha, I don't know anyone but you... That's right.. I'm a fucking loser.. The only exception was Kim Seokjin who knew everyone. He would go around saying hello to everyone... So I stared at him and he smiled at me... Ah, my heart... I averted my eyes first. It felt like my romantic cells were coming back to life. I said hello too. The kids kept following me around. There were some tattooed older brothers and sisters, so I was scared, but those older brothers and sisters greeted me the most nicely. The other older sisters and brothers also greeted me nicely if possible. It was almost like I'd seen them for years. That Snow White older sister looked a bit scary..? She was the one I was most afraid of because she was a cat. I said hello to Kim Yoon-ah and Lee Ye-jin, and lastly said hello to Seol Kyung.
“Oh~~~ It’s Newpe!!!! What’s your name?”
“Ah, it’s Seol Yeo-ju...”
“You can speak informally~”
“Yes...? How dare I...”
“It’s okay, ah, I told you to give it to me. It’s okay if I add you as a friend on Facebook, right...?”
“Oh, of course I am grateful.”
Yeah, and I made friends with the older sisters and brothers who were there... It wasn't bad ^^^ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ And after talking for a while, we had a big drinking party^^^ Wow, I thought I was going to die. It's not my first time drinking either... but who's my friend... It's Yoon Yeo-jin... Haa, we started drinking a lot and after about 2 hours, we started getting excited and started drinking like crazy while playing a drinking game. The 5 of us didn't drink a lot so we were somewhat sane. But I was really good at the beginning of the game but I was really bad in the latter half so I had to drink a lot as punishment. When I was thinking, "This isn't going to work," it was Eva... Suddenly... Kim Seok-jinBlack KnightWhile doing this, he took my glass and drank it himself... Ah, was that when I started liking him...? It's a secret, Cosmic Girls sing it's a secret ㅋㅋㅋ Got it? Oh, but there was this guy who was a total idiot, and he suddenly came next to me and was all sticky. He was a little drunk when he came next to me, but the smell of cigarettes + alcohol almost slapped me
“Oh... Newpeda... What’s the pretty girl’s name?”
“Yes...? Ah... Please tell me..”
“Wow, your face is really pretty and your name is pretty too.”
And then all of a sudden, my leg...? He secretly touched it and said, "Are you crazy?" I frowned without knowing.
“Oh shit”
"what?"
“Oh, I misspoke. I said it after seeing Jeon Jungkook’s face.”
It was like this, and I made eye contact with Jeon Jungkook, so I gave him a look as if I was asking for his help, but that tactless kid ignored me... I almost started crying... Haa... But he just put his hand on my shoulder, poured me some alcohol, and started drinking it. Even the other oppas and unnies were all a little drunk, and some of them were sleeping, so I mean, we were all out of our minds. Some of the oppas and unnies were holding on to their senses, but this oppa suddenly grabbed my shoulder and started doing this.
"Hey, lady? Okay, lady, pour me a drink."
"yes....?"
He was so fucking stupid that he got really pissed and clenched his fist, and Kim Taehyung saw that, so I closed my eyes tightly and gave him a hint like I was holding it in for now. So I thought, "Ah, I'll just hold it in, this kid is a dumbass," and poured him a drink. He was like, "What kind of company manager are you? You old fart. And you keep drinking it." Haha, I want to throw poison in the mix. Shit. But what he said was so fucking stupid that I'm going to explode here.
“Kiya~ It tastes even better when a pretty girl follows you.”
He's touching my leg like this.... I was trying to put my hand down so the kids couldn't see it, but Jeon Jungkook saw it. But this time, he was staring at me and my brother and turning his head around. Oh, you fucking idiot. So I couldn't hold it any longer and burst out laughing. I jumped up on the spot, and my brother was embarrassed, and the kids were next to him. Some older brothers and sisters were also confused and focused their attention on me because I woke up with a beer bottle in my hand.
"That's right~ It's delicious when a pretty girl follows you, right? Try this too, you slut who's a slut."
While doing this, he poured beer on the oppa's head. Then, Jeon Jungkook and I made eye contact and that bastard was the worst. So he started crying and left the oppa's house. Then, the oppa started screaming and got up and the other oppas were all shocked and didn't know what to do. Anyway, when I was about to leave, the oppa grabbed my wrist.
“Hey, you fucking bitch, come on come on, you’re so pretty, you can’t even see a thing, are you crazy?!?!?!”
“No, I’m not crazy. Let go before I slap you.”
“Oh my god, that’s so scary ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Are you trusting my face and telling me what to do?”
"Who wants to be nice to me? I don't trust my own reputation."
“Oh shit, this is fucking pissing me off.”
I was talking like this but no one helped me ㅠㅠㅠ So I was about to raise my hand to slap that guy but Kim Taehyung just ran over
“Hey hey... Seol Yeo-ju, you hold it in... don’t do it.”
“Ah hahaha this bitch is always flirting with men”
“Hey, seriously, don’t do it. I told you not to do it.”
Kim Taehyung has been watching me for a few months so he probably knows my personality to some extent but I think Kim Taehyung who stopped me must have found me too annoying at the time.
“Ouch!! You crazy bitch!!!!”
I pushed Kim Taehyung away and got even angrier at what he said, so I slapped him really hard in the face.
Crack -
My hands are really spicy, right? I fell next to that guy and went out after seeing Jeon Jungkook for the first time, and Yoon Yeojin came out with me and came home... But when I came out, I cried and Yoon Yeojin was so flustered that she just threw up on me.
“Ew ...
“Okay, cry. I’m sorry. I was so drunk that I didn’t even notice and brought you here for no reason. Why is that guy crawling out again? I’m sorry. Don’t cry.”
Actually, that guy who threw the drinking party warned me not to come just like he did to me, but he came back again... First, Yoon Yeo-jin tried to calm me down and took me home, and Yeo-jin went home too... But I went home, showered, and went straight to bed...? I fell straight into bed and slept. The next day was Sunday, so I woke up late and there were a lot of KakaoTalk messages. There were a few guys and girls I exchanged numbers with while drinking, and we all became close that day, so I kept getting texts... From Yeo-jin to Seol-kyung unnie... But do you know what was really shocking..? I got a KakaoTalk message from Seol-kyung unnie.
I was so flustered because it was like this. So I quickly got out of bed, got ready, and met my sister at 1 o'clock... My sister actually met me at a noodle restaurant and bought me noodles. But while we were eating, my sister brought up what happened yesterday.
“Hey, are you okay?
“Yes, I’m really fine. But I’ll show you what...”
“Oh, that’s right.”
While saying this, you took out your phone and showed me a video. My sister said she wanted me to watch this.
“I filmed this evidence to make sure this kid won’t come back again, but here… No, no, just watch it.”
“Ah....yes.....”
Ah but I was really shocked. I was like, why are you showing me this? I took my sister's phone and watched it... Haa... Do you know what Jeon Jungkook did in the video?
(Video content starts here!!!!!)
- Oh my god, that fucking bitch is so shameless!!!! Oh my god, that hurts, damn it.”
- Are you okay, bro?
- Oh, really? Is your friend really that tough?
- What? Oh my god, this is so ridiculous.
- What...? What did you just say...?
- It's really obvious that he's a total old fart. He acts like that to girls, so rumors about him are really spreading.
- Hey, are you done talking?
- Are you kidding me? Act smarter, you piece of shit. Who are you talking shit to and where are you touching?
- Hey... hey...! Did you forget that I'm older than you? What the hell is that girl doing?!
- Oh my god, that b*tch is so annoying. I want to rip all of her body parts to shreds. What is she?
That's my girlfriend, you piece of shit
And then Jeon Jungkook hits that oppa with his fist and then takes Kim Taehyung and Kim Seokjin out... After eating this, I was shocked and stayed still, but then I was shocked a second time by what Seol Kyung unnie said.
“Hey, lady, I’m going to try to do something.”
"yes....."
“Jeon Jungkook said he likes you, so I’ll buy you noodles. But that’s not it. When I say this to people, it’s always true.”
Sister.... I was so shocked that I thought it was going to go down my nose while eating noodles.... And after we finished eating and came out, Seol-kyung said she wanted to keep in touch often, said goodbye, and left coolly... Wow, I was shocked.... Kids, what should I do...?
Comments
Anonymous:This guy always ends up at the end...Anonymous:Leave it alone.....Anonymous:Yeah..... ...Author: Why are you doing this to me...?youAnonymous:It's cute, it's okay.......
Anonymous:I don't really do palace dungeons either, but I'll just say one thing. Kim Taehyung is definitely interested in Seolryeong unnie, and Kim Seokjin and Jeon Jungkook are interested in Yeoju, but the person Yeoju likes right now is Kim Seokjin. But when I say it's complicated, I mean it's confusing. So, just know that it's sexual, so just say it.Anonymous:Why is Seol Kyung-eonni like this? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is ridiculous.Anonymous:Haha ...Anonymous:Haha ...Anonymous:Ah, we know you're a sex addict ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ This is so fucking funny nAuthor: Oh my goodness, thank you
Anonymous:Hey you fucking high school students, what are you doing? Aren't you coming to your senses??? Everyone, you need to go and get some attention once to come to your senses?! Come to your senses and get someAnonymous:Do you watch Real Men?ㄷㄱㅆ :Uh... so are you a fucking high school student? Or else get kicked out.Anonymous:Of course you're a fucking high school student, you bitchAnonymous:Our meeting is urgent. ㄴAnonymous:If you're not a fucking high school student, you should eat rice mixed with Powerade. First of all, let's have a meeting. Chatting with a friend.Author: If you fuck around, you'll get in trouble. And I captured the video of you eating rice. Be careful, lolyouAnonymous:Oh no, what should I do?
Anonymous:What the... Today is fucking legendary... My girlfriend... Oh my god I'm crawling on all fours and going into the coffinAnonymous:Hey I'm dropping ice cream right nowAnonymous:I screamed at the mart you guysAnonymous:Wow everyone is so cute I can't even do moonwalkAnonymous:You're no slouch either
Anonymous:Am I the only one who likes Seol Kyung-eonni..? I was the only one who was serious again.Anonymous:Me too... so fucking cool..Anonymous:I think he really bought me some noodles and left. Haha.Anonymous:These days, the trend is not Seol Kyung-eonni, but someone elsenWriter: Our Seol Kyung-eonnie, check it out
Anonymous:Oh, that Yejin? I really like her ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㄴAnonymous:Yeah lol it's so funny lol ㄴAnonymous:No, why is Seung-Yeol called Kim? LOLAuthor: No lol That's what I meant lol My friend is the best....!youAnonymous:Ah, the two of them are so cute ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Heehee hello, this is 10 minutes. I was going to write this as quickly as possible... but it didn't work out well... so I'm bringing it so late. And I'm telling you this instead, but 'My Mister' has been deleted ㅜㅠㅠ And 'Why Are Friends Like This' will also be deleted. To be exact, it should be called a revision. Heehee Then 20,000!