[HOT] : I swore at the manager, what should I do?
Author: Oz's God
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Yeah. As the title says. Salaryman Lupins like me will know. How precious is our salary. He is the one who buys us our teeth and drinks. I've only been in Hwasa for 6 months and I already swore at that fucking manager.
The starting point of this whole thing goes back a few hours. I was watching a sad drama last night and went to work with a well-made macaron in my eye, and I ran into my manager in the elevator. After looking at my eyes, the manager bastard cracked a smirk and said, “Why are you wearing macarons?” Then I put on a capitalist smile and said, “Hahaha, I watched a sad drama yesterday.” But the manager bastard
"It's really well cooked lol"
"It's so sad...^^"
I realized too late that I was a guy who didn't know verse 1. Every time we met, he'd say things like, "The macarons would be delicious," or "They'd be sweet," or some other really boring comments. I was about to throw in the towel and quit, but the good me decided to hold back.
I thought it would be quiet, but well, everyone in the department was there and he was like, "Mr. Macaron! Please edit the file!" Seriously, I slapped the manager's son a hundred times. I took a deep breath and opened my email, and what the heck, where my name should have been on the website, it was written "Mr. Macaron." I really grinded my teeth and carefully changed it to my name.
Yeah. It was just a side dish up until here. When lunchtime came, the department people went to a nearby meat restaurant, and the manager's kid was like, "Macaron-ssi~ Macaron-ssi~"... Even the five-year-old who was holding the real star goddess Juju was focused on me. Mom. Is that lady's name Macaroni? Yeah. She's not Macaroni and she's not an lady either^^ㅎㅎㅎ I even considered just turning the grill over and getting taken away in an ambulance.
After lunch, I was going into the office, and again, the manager called me "macaron" again. In the company lobby, I could hear everyone from the desk staff to the higher-ups looking at me and giggling. This is fucking crazy. Even the manager's kid felt something was wrong and his pupils dilated. It's funny that I realized it then.
"Bjeungneum...Jun Mkreungeu Eunirgeu..."
"I'm sorry... I spoke too naturally."
"..."
Should I just uppercut him and quit on the spot? I seriously thought about it. But I had a hard time getting into this place, and if I left, I would just have to work like a part-timer, so I memorized the difficult fourth verse of the national anthem and smiled with the corners of my lips trembling.
"Let's go up quickly. The people in the department will be waiting, Manager! (You punk)"
"Yes... I'm really sorry. This temple."
"Ahaha... It's okay! (Fuck)"
A few hours later... things happen. Today I'm working overtime, so I'm like a keyboard warrior, just typing on the keyboard, and when I see that there's no one in the department, I decide to take a break. Then my coworker sends me the revised version, and the name of the letter is Macaron... I'm dying from exhaustion, and I'm so angry that I just lashed out-☆
"Ahhh!!! That bastard manager!! Go ahead and step on a banana peel and fall over! Go step in a puddle while wearing white shoes!!! Seriously, how much of a jerk do you have to be to not remember my name and be like, macaron macaron??? Aaaah!!! I'm so annoyed!!!"
Yeah. He got up and started swearing like crazy, swearing at the manager’s son. It was kind of refreshing. So I sat down and said, “Ahem~”
"Please say it again, sir. You spoke so quickly that I couldn't hear you clearly."
I'm a little tired, right?
Comments:
Anonymous: Yeah, you look like you're in trouble
Anonymous: The resignation letter has been released
Anonymous: Are you wearing a sky blue cardigan today?
Writer: How do you know?
Anonymous: I work at the company next door and I think I saw you at the meat restaurant.
Author: Shit.
Anonymous: So? What's it like now?
Writer: I jumped into the bathroom...
Anonymous: tsk
Anonymous: Oh my gosh, that's too muchㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Anonymous: Then you're a carrot
Anonymous: Doratna
Anonymous: F**kㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Anonymous: I see something to see
Anonymous: I made you the alarm keyword manager. I'll wait for the next episode!!
ㄴ글쓴이: 진짜 개새끼들인가
Anonymous: I think you're smarter than the guy who cursed at the manager in the department.
Writer: Yeah. I'm a rice cooker.
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I said I just took refuge in the bathroom
The manager's son is calling me right now, asking where the fuck I am...
I'm awake
Comments:
Anonymous: Sir, I'm taking a shit...
Anonymous: Is there any chance of becoming a macaron poop eater?
Anonymous: Matongi
Anonymous: Matongi, what the heckㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Anonymous: How about being honest? Ah, boss! I'm spreading rumors all over the neighborhood that I just swore at you!
Anonymous: You're so honest lol
Anonymous: Hahahahahahahahahaha
Author: Hey guys, I'm serious...
Anonymous: Yeah
Anonymous: Yeah
Anonymous: Yeah
Anonymous: .
Writer: I fucking hate you guys
익명: 트월킹 추면서 나오면 부장 새끼도 널 미친년으로 보고 피하지 않을까?
Anonymous: Breaking news. Today, an employee was found twerking on the stage of Ddang Ddang Hwa Sa.
Anonymous: Let's find out more. Reporter Park Anonymous?
Anonymous: This is reporter Park An-myeong on site.
Writer: Make it small
Anonymous: I'm going to quit my job
nWriter: Ni Galginda
Anonymous: Bye
Anonymous: This is so insincere lol
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Serialization starts in 2022
For some reason the bottom part flew away so I'm reuploading it ㅠㅠ
I'm sorry😭