~Coming back from the mart on an errand~
"Choi Yeo-ju, I was passing by yesterday to throw away the trash, and I saw people who looked younger than me smoking cigarettes!!!"
"so."
"So I was like, "Ah, it smells!"
"huh."
"But they keep staring at me... I got scared because there were about 5 of them... Ah~ It smells like garbage~! That's how I came here..."
"Oh my, you loser."
"How can I beat 5 people..."
"If you just beat those 5 people..."
"Wow~ You?!"
"Even though I look like this, I'm a black belt in Taekwondo~"
"What do you want me to do, I'm a yellow belt~"
"ㅋㅋㅋㅌㅌㅋㅋㅋ"
"No, but there were 5 of them so I was at a disadvantage!"
"Listen, Oppa. Those guys must have poor lung capacity because they smoke, right?"
"Right~?"
"If you hit your forehead with your fist while smoking a cigarette, you'll probably stagger for a moment while saying, 'Whew!'"
"right.."
"Now, at that time, you should be cowardly and kick the important part with a front kick!"
"Oh... this is going to hurt..."
"So now you're going to cry out in pain? If you wait for that moment and hit him with your fist, it'll be game over."
"What if another guy puts you in a headlock from behind?"
"That's when you become a coward. Bite that guy's arm hard. Then he'll let go of it while he cries out in pain. Take advantage of his moment of carelessness and hit him hard. Roundhouse kick him in the shin!"
"and?"
"It's physically impossible to face five people in the first place. Then, I'll just use my relay running skills from when I was younger and try to imitate Usain Bolt and run away!"
"Choi Yeo-ju, you are really talented at writing novels."
"Wow! This is a black belt!"
"Oh my... Stop it, it's so annoying."
"Anyway, if I do that, I win! I could win by mistake and end up at the police station..."
"Isn't it a double-edged sword?"
"Right~ I have to hit you and get hit back."
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋIs that possible?"
"What if I didn't hit you? Then you're just faking a bruise now... and making blood on the corner of your mouth now..."
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋSeriously, stop writing novels"
"I'm serious."
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋDon't be seriousㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
"Anyway, if you feel like you're in danger, tell me, I'll do it!"
"He's taking a dump. It's a good thing he's not going to get beaten up somewhere..."
"That's true... In fact, it's just words, but I'm just like my brother, so I should have cowered and passed by in fear."
"That's funny, I have to say something when I see people like that!"
"Huh... Oppa, over there..."
In the end, the Choi siblings quietly passed by the group of people smoking in the alley...
) Ah, it's been so long since I've been backㅠㅠ
I'm living in the present...ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Anyway, I will come as often as possible!!!
