My favorite is my ex-boyfriend
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It was Taehyung's first Christmas since we started dating. Since he was a famous singer recognized everywhere, spending Christmas outside was out of the question. And if he were to get caught... the mere thought was terrifying.
"Lady, let's spend this Christmas outside."
"Uh, huh...? Should we send it outside...?"
Of course, I thought I'd spend it quietly inside, but I was terribly flustered when Taehyung suggested I spend it outside. What if someone finds out...!
"We haven't had a proper date outside since we started dating."
"That's true... but it's still too dangerous to date outside. If it's because of me, then I'm really okay with it."
I really like home dates. We can spend time together in our own space. That doesn't mean I dislike casual dates like other couples. Of course, I'd love to go out with Taehyung and have a casual date without worrying about what other people think. But I couldn't put Taehyung in danger because of that small desire.
"I'm not doing this because of you. I'm doing it because I want to. I want to go out and date comfortably like normal couples."
Taehyung's words made my heart sink. I never imagined he'd be thinking like this. So I decided. Even if it was a little risky, I would go on this risky date just once.
So we came out. Of course, we bundled Taehyung up tightly. We came out wearing an old-fashioned jacket that an old man would wear, a perm wig, horn-rimmed glasses, and even a realistic beard. But we couldn't hide our handsome face, so we added detailed freckles. We even dressed up in the perfect nerd style. We even had a huge backpack, which is a must for a nerd.
"Lady... Do I really have to go this far?"
"Shh...! Change that loud voice to a mosquito voice. Just hearing your voice makes it seem like it's telling you, 'I'm Kim Taehyung.'"
Of course, I said the name Kim Taehyung here in a very, very small voice so that no one could hear.
"Do you really have to do it like this...?" ((Phew)) ((Speaking in as mosquito-like a voice as possible
It was incredibly cute how he stuck out his lips and tried to sound like a mosquito, just like I said. Still, celebrities can't help but be celebrities, and even with all this, they still had a certain aura. Trying to figure out what to do with it, I had no choice but to hide Taehyung's bright personality.
So, to hide his tall stature a little, I made him bend his back slightly and kept his face as low as possible. I felt bad for Taehyung for doing this, but for his sake, I couldn't help it.
“I know it’s hard for you, but please know that I’m doing this for you.”
Fully armed, the first place we headed was Latte World Mall. Perhaps because it was Christmas, the crowds were incredibly large. In a way, I was glad. Walking among so many people meant we wouldn't stand out as much. We took a picture in front of a large, ornate Christmas tree. I didn't want to take a picture at all. The reason was that Taehyung's face on camera was even funnier. I desperately tried to hold back my laughter.
"Kuuuuuu... Puuuuuu..."
"Why are you laughing, heroine..." ((Speaking in a mosquito voice
"I'm sorry... Phew..."
Phew-] ((It's annoying, but it's resolved with just one word from the female protagonist
And yet, I wondered when we'd be able to take a photo together in a place like this, in our normal state. I wish I had the ability to stop time. We could freely spend our own time in that frozen moment.
The next place we headed to was the closest sticker photo spot in Latte World Mall.
I stepped into the sticker photo machine and put Taehyung's disguise aside for a moment. The wig was so hot, sweat beaded on my forehead.
"It was very hot, wasn't it...?"
"No, it wasn't hot. I have a lot of body heat, so that's why I sweat so much."
Seeing Taehyung like that really upset me. Why is he so popular... I wiped Taehyung's sweat with the sleeve of my sweater.
Then we took sticker photos, striking various poses. We took some of our own, some of us in our natural poses, and some of us used filters and decorations to create some funny photos. Taking our first sticker photos with Taehyung was truly fun and blissful.
"What's with that face-pushing expression? LOL"
“You’re already pretty, but I wanted to make your face look pretty.”
"Your expression is so blank that I can't even see my face." (( bursts out laughing
"I only see you."
Epilogue_
Yeoju and Taehyung took a photo divided into four parts while posing normally.
The fourth photo that came out after being developed showed Taehyung kissing the cheek of the female lead who was smiling.