“So, you have nothing to say to me?”
“What should I say?”
"What... a little... about you? Your precautions? Things like that..."
"hmm…"
This one word said with a very worried expression
“I… don’t like mint chocolate.”
The expression was so serious.
“Haha ...
"Anyway! Mint chocolate is toothpaste!!" (No, it's not)
"What are you talking about! The refreshing combination of mint and chocolate is fantastic!" (That's right.)
“No;;, why are you freezing toothpaste and eating it?”
“Toothpaste? No matter how much I hate it, how can I compare food to something that isn’t food?”
“Yeah, toothpaste.”
“... Kitten, should I just give you some chocolate?”
“Wow… animal abuse”
"You noisy, you racist. Chocolate is edible for humans."
“Oh… I see..”
"And mint isn't toothpaste; toothpaste is mint-flavored. Back in the old days, people brushed their teeth with something like salt instead of toothpaste. As long as their teeth were clean, that was all that mattered. Then, toothpaste was invented, and mint was added to the mix."
"But why bother mixing chocolate and mint? You can eat them separately."
"If that's the case, why eat sweet potatoes and kimchi together? Do you really need to wrap pork belly in lettuce or perilla leaves? You can eat a hamburger without fries. Then you don't even need kimbap. You can eat the fillings, seaweed, and rice separately."
“...But..!! It suits you well!”
“Mint and chocolate go well together. Right, mint lovers?”
(Reader: Oh, what the heck, don't even try to talk.)
“...Ugh... I lost...”
“ㅋㅋㅋ When you drink half a gallon, I won’t add mint. If you don’t like it. But, please let me add it once in a while.”
“Yeah, okay.”
Before I knew it, it was already dinnertime. I was hungry, so we decided to have pizza.
“Cheese pizza, pepperoni… one more!”
“I… um..”
“How about Hawaiian?”
“That’s a pineapple on top..”
“Yeah, that’s right. Why? You don’t like it? Should I order something else?”
"huh… "
“Then… sweet potato!! How about sweet potato cheese crust?”
"call!!"
"good!!"
We talked more while eating. We talked about precautions, likes, dislikes, and personalities.
“I’m curious about something.”
“What is it?”
“You, when do your tail and ears come out?”
“Um… when you feel good or excited?”
“Hmph…!!”
"Huh... Wait, what? Excited? Then... a little bit of heat... or something?"
“Okay...then…”
"Yeah. It's mating season. Try not to get too close to me during that time."
“How often does it happen?”
“About a week every two months. It’s best to stay away from it as much as possible during that period.”
“Yeah… I understand.”
“Also, when I shed, a lot of hair falls out..”
“Wow… I’m screwed… You get out.”
When I heard that he was losing a lot of hair, I pretended to push him off my back and told him to go out.
"I'll clean it up! But please, Master, help me out a little."
“Um... okay.”
After finishing his meal and cleaning up, I prepared a place for him to sleep.
“Ugh! It’s comfortable… Hehe…”
“Huh? The ears and tail! Aww, so cute///”
"he…"
It's wriggling under the blanket with its ears and tail sticking out... Seriously... so adorable.
“So cute haha sleep well, Jihoon”
"Yeah, good night, master."
Do you like mint or pineapple pizza? I love them both! But where I live, they don't have Vera... I can buy pizza, but... Whew...
Let's leave the terrible aegyo behind and come back with a more normal episode!!
♥