Today is his birthday, and I miss him so much. Ever since that day we parted, I've been depressed all the time, drinking all the time. I want to go find him. Two months ago, he said, "Let's break up, I'm tired of you." Suddenly, my phone rang. The caller ID read: Byun Baekhyun. You immediately snapped back to reality. You cleared your throat and answered the phone. You said to the other end, "Hello?" All you heard was a shameful woman's voice on the other end, "Ah~ mmm ahh, so good, Baekhyun, so good!" You heard that familiar voice, "How's it compared to your previous one? Enjoyed it, huh? Do you know what I like most about you? You're so sexy! You're much better than my last one, she wouldn't even let me touch her!" Tears welled up involuntarily. Is this your birthday present to me? Ha, Byun Baekhyun, I was wrong, I shouldn't have fallen in love with you. Goodbye!
Poor writing skills Please do not associate this with real people.