It's my heart.There is no one prettier than Princess Seokjin in the entire kingdom, no, in the entire world, so let's just make her a princess.
anyway.
The king suspected the queen of infidelity as soon as he saw the princess's outstanding beauty, but seeing the baby enthusiastically pulling out her father's hair just thirty minutes after birth, he put aside such evil thoughts in 0.1 seconds, knowing that she was definitely his child.
Princess Seokjin, of course, had already realized long ago that she possessed extraordinary visuals. How so?
"Bread"
"Eee ...
Like this. With these scheming courtiers by your side, who even pretend to fall for the princess's every charm, you instantly realize your face is world-wide pretty. This is why your surroundings are so important, everyone.
As time passed, Princess Seokjin became a middle school student in this world.
The king, who possessed more influence than his subjects, held a grand festival, hoping that the princess would grow up to be beautiful and well-behaved. He was a father who was so connected that he invited everyone in the kingdom, even the fairies who lived quietly in distant places, to his daughter... no, a doting father.
The fairies, who were angry at being ordered to come and work without pay, entered the festival in a huff, intending to cause a ruckus.
"Holy shit... you're so pretty."
I fell head over heels in love with today's protagonist, Princess Seokjin, who just happened to be getting her makeover. "So what if they don't even pay minimum wage? I've spent my whole life seeing nothing but squid and cuttlefish, but today, my eyes are dazzled, so it's okay. Everything's okay."
Anyway, the festival, which the princess's pretty and handsome appearance had carried by the scruff of the neck, was slowly drawing to a close, and soon it was the fairies' turn. Now, it was their turn to bestow blessings on Princess Seokjin.
But there was one problem. That was...
"Then, finally, the princess's eternal beauty..."
(A meme that roughly shows the passage of time with just one's face)
"Oh, no, legendary physique..."
(A meme that roughly overwhelms everyone with physical strength)
"Oh, that... that... that unapproachable, cuckoo-like tone..."
(A quick clip of IU singing a high note in three steps)
"Fuck, you've got it all..."
Everything about Princess Seokjin was already perfectly in place to be blessed.
While the three fairies were experiencing unexpected difficulties, someone burst open the palace gates and came in.
"too bad!"
"...?"
This is too much, this is too much. I like TT. A mysterious woman who suddenly shouted Twice's TT. Wearing a black cloak that she bought at the lowest price on Coupang and a strange-looking crow slung over her shoulder, she began to ramble on about her situation in a genuinely upset voice, as if no one was curious.
"You said it was a festival where the whole nation could chew, tear, taste, and enjoy... but no one invited me... I can eat delicious food too... I can also get my body moving to the beat... Me too... I wanted to come too, so why didn't you invite me... sigh."
Oh, wow. Only then does everyone realize who she is. That harmless tone, that dumpling-like face, that bizarre outfit!
She was definitely a witch from the outskirts. (Ddu-dun)
According to information listed on Namuwiki, the witch's real name is Kim Yeo-ju. She's twenty years old, can drink five drops of soju, and passed her driver's license skills test this year...
Well, it's too TMI, so let's stop looking into it.
In any case, the appearance of the infamous witch caused an uproar in the royal palace. The people were instantly terrified, and the king and queen took advantage of the moment to review the guest list again.
"Ahem... I checked and there's one person missing."
"Look at this kid, he doesn't understand the situation, ahem, this shit, really, you. I told you to check the list thoroughly before the festival, but you didn't call to send it and just play ranked games on empty days, so there will be people missing. You're a brat who plays around all year round, like a ding-dong."
"...Yeobongbong, truly. The people are watching."
The queen, who had been swearing for a while, finally stopped her double-crossing party and quietly closed her mouth. The elegant smile she gave, as if nothing had happened, somehow felt ominous.
Anyway, the king, who was completely exhausted by Yeobongbong's nagging, decided to apologize to the female protagonist.
"I'm sorry. I've committed a sin worthy of death a hundred times over. If you want, I'll give you my fingers as an apology. But please, no index finger or thumb. Without them, I can't play the game."
"Ah. No, I'm fine..."
"......"
"And your fingers... where are you using them... so gross..."
The weak-willed and timid heroine, thinking it wasn't such a big deal, forgave the king and was about to leave. Actually, I think I forgot to turn off the gas this morning, so I need to get home quickly. Oh, my, my.
However, a crow that had been quiet the whole time suddenly stops the heroine from moving forward by poking her ear.
"Ouch! It hurts..."
"Witch! If we continue like this, we will lose face! Even if it wasn't intentional, we must show an example to those who ignored us! That is the fate of a witch!"
"But even so... I said I was wrong, so why..."
"(Poke)"
"Ouch! You little shit keep...!"
"(Poke)"
"Ouch! Okay, I get it... Stop it..."
The hunter saved the life of a man who seemed about to be defeated by a shotgun, but he is now ungrateful and orders his master around. The heroine clutches her bitter ear, vowing that one day she will sell this bastard for a pittance on the black market.
Here's the question: What is the witch's symbol?
Beep, correct answer. It's a curse.
The heroine seeks out a target to satisfy Crow, an occult fanatic. She doesn't like anything too serious, and it's a nuisance. She plans to simply cast a light curse and head straight home.
And then what caught her eye was,
"......"
Princess Seokjin, unaware of the catastrophe unfolding in the kingdom, was sleeping soundly. Even in her sleep, her beauty was utterly ravaged. Honestly, even a witch would fall for this. Agree?
"Oh, no, that's not it!"
The female protagonist, who was gaping open as if she was completely smitten by the narration that pierced her head on, seemed to be hurt by Pinto and decided to put a curse on the princess.
You'll regret it. Well, it's your own karma, so there's nothing you can do about it.
The witch takes a stance and recites a spell. Um, that was... well... what was it?
"...Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!"
"Witch! That's not it!"
"Uh... Then Bibigo dumplings!"
"It sounds delicious! But that's not it!"
See... You'd have to try casting a curse to know. Even though she's a witch in name, the female protagonist, who has lived the rest of her life as a good citizen, has forgotten the curse spell she learned as a child.
But it's a bit too much to back down here... I guess the female protagonist is also quite proud.
The witch, who had such a strong sense of self, thought about it for a long time, then skipped the spell and just blurted out the sentence that came to her mind.
"Listen up, everyone! As punishment for defying the witch, I will curse this beautiful, lovely, and handsome princess!"
"Urrrr, bang bang." Thunder rumbles down from the sky, as if the thrown projectile has worked. The heroine, slightly elated, continues speaking excitedly.
"Princess, you! You're going to prick your finger on the spinning wheel! Fifteen! You... seem so young..."
"What about twenty! Then you're legally an adult!"
"Yes, twenty...! The year I turn twenty, I'll prick my hand on a spinning wheel and fall into a deep sleep! And I'll never wake up... It's a bit pitiful..."
"Let's wake up when we receive love's kiss!"
"Oh, that's right! Love's kiss! If you receive it, you'll wake up-!"
Kkwang. After the witch's sloppy curse, which was escorted by about 90% of the crows, ended, everyone, including the king and queen, held their breath in fear.
The heroine was so embarrassed by the silence that she quickly opened the front door and ran away.
The witch left the festival. Sensing the impending crisis, the king immediately ordered all spinning wheels in the kingdom to be burned. Amidst the commotion, Princess Seokjin blinked open her eyes.
"I've seen all of your faces."
In fact, it was Princess Seokjin who had been awake for a while and was watching the heroine's show.
By the way, the princess has a very long back.
To be continued