'' Ding dong! A cute rabbit has been delivered!! ''
'' rabbit????? ''
I briefly wondered if I'd ever delivered a rabbit, as I'd become so enraged by the sound of the doorbell and the sound of a rabbit's tail. Thinking back, I think I placed a similar order via text message last night.
'' Ding dong!! Ding dong!!! Rabbit is hungry!!! ''
I tried to ignore it and cut it off, but it was so noisy that I ended up getting up and opening the door.
''Wow, it's open!''
'' who are you? ''
A cute little bunny boy stood at the door. Next to him was a torn box with a few carrots sticking out. Judging by the child's eager chewing, he must be eating the carrots.
'' It's a double-edged sword... ''
''Ttubio...?''
''No, no, Subining!''
'' Subin? ''
''Oww, Dubining! Jooing adopted Dubini!''
The child showed me the screen of his cell phone.
Oh, I got drunk and went crazy and started saying things like "I want a rabbit" and "I want a rabbit" on an adoption website... Yeah...
'' So... um... I understand that I adopted a rabbit, but why did you... ''
''Is it okay?''
Subin pointed at herself, clenched her fists, and squeezed her eyes shut. Then, a white rabbit tilted its head and looked at me.
''Crazy... so cute.''
Subin turned back into a human. Then, she twisted her body around and smiled cutely at me.
''Jooing! Raise me!''