W. Let's go
My name is Min Yeo-ju... I feel like shit right now. How did I become so young overnight?!!
(Author's point of view)
Yeoju started her day as an unemployed person again today. She lives with her older brother, Yoongi, but they are like enemies, and their conversations start and end with curses. Yoongi works as a composer, so he works from home or goes out once in a while, but Yeoju goes to a convenience store about once a week. But today, she seemed determined to go out, with her hair disheveled and the same clothes she had for several days, getting ready to go out.
(Author's point of view)
Yeoju started her day as an unemployed person again today. She lives with her older brother, Yoongi, but they are like enemies, and their conversations start and end with curses. Yoongi works as a composer, so he works from home or goes out once in a while, but Yeoju goes to a convenience store about once a week. But today, she seemed determined to go out, with her hair disheveled and the same clothes she had for several days, getting ready to go out.
"Should I try some refreshing makeup today?"
"This is crazy"
"Ah ...
"I beat my hands until they bled x Shin-ah"
"....."
"You're going out? You? Lazy Min Yeo-ju?"
"Shut up"
"Okay, go out and come back and Melona."
"^ㅗ^"
(Yeoju City Point)
I was getting ready to go out when that little bastard Min Yoongi suddenly barged in and I got mad and he knocked on the door... It was kind of thumping. Anyway, I said I was going out and as expected, he started a fight×× That annoying bastard, that little bastard Min Yoongi with shiny hairㅎ
So I left the house feeling refreshed and had some taffy. Hahaha. I didn't really have a reason for leaving, but I came out to have a cup of coffee, and oh my! There's this super cute kid!
"I've been like that too..."
"Do you miss those days?"
"Oh, ×× surprise!"
No, what's with this kid? I was talking to myself when a masked kid suddenly showed up and asked if I missed those days. I nodded in confusion and he gave me two candies. It might be weird, so I saved one to feed to Min Yoongi. Haha. It was free so I ate it... Ugh...! It was so damn good!!! I was going to ask for another one but it was already gone. So I just ate lunch and went home.
Tit ti ti ti dik pi ri rik-
"Oh, I'm tired..."
"Melona!!!!!!!"
"It won't turn off?"
"I told you to buy me some Melona!!"
"You buy it yourself and eat it!!!"
"You fucking bitch.."
"Eat some candy"
As soon as Min Yoongi came in, he ran towards me shouting "Melona" and ×× I almost got punched in the face. Anyway, after fighting, I told him to eat some candy and threw him the candy I had received during the day. He ate it right away. After washing up and eating dinner, I was going to play with my expensive watch because I like games even though I'm a girl, but I'm so sleepy, so I should go to sleep! That's how I fell asleep...
I thought it would be a normal morning, but it wasn't. For some reason, I woke up early, and when I opened my eyes, I felt a little lighter. So I looked in the mirror, wondering if I'd lost weight...
"Is it me or the bastard?"
I turned into a 3 year old..? I couldn't believe it, so I slapped my face, pinched it, and did everything I could think of, but it wasn't a dream.. I finally came to my senses and turned on my phone. The date was the same and everything was normal, but I was the only one who had changed. So I tried to figure out if it was because of the candy from yesterday, but I couldn't think of it, so I walked with difficulty on my short legs to go to Min Yoongi. When I finally arrived, I opened the door and went in, and what the heck, there was a boy on the bed who looked bigger than me...? I looked closely and it was Min Yoongi!!!!!!
"You piece of shit!!!!"
"Huh..what kind of beauty is this? Are you crazy..?"
"...."
"If you put this dog in..."
"Hey, we're getting older!!!"
"...Where's the mirror!!!"
"What are we doing, you piece of shit?"
Ding dong -
I screamed in surprise, and Min Yoongi woke up and spoke with a dog-like pronunciation. He was surprised too because he thought it was strange. So I explained the situation to him, and he had the same reaction as me... I was at a loss and was about to swear when the doorbell rang. Then, we both froze and our pupils popped open. He said let's go to the front door first, so I held Min Yoongi's hand and went there. I spoke as much as I could like an adult.
"Who are you?"
"I'm the one who gave you candy yesterday."
Candy? Satan? It's that guy. I was shaking so much, but when he said it was that guy, I opened the door. But instead of the guy wearing a mask like yesterday coming in, he said something.
"It's a secret who I am, and Yeoju and Yoongi will remain that way for the next 50 days."
"What did you say, you little punk? What crime did you commit?"
"Oh, damn it, I'm going to have to get a dog."
"You too, are you crazy?"
"Don't fight, I'm going to Bulletproof Kindergarten starting today. I'll pick you up when I'm done. I'm your cousin, okay?"
"Why are you deciding on your own?"
Min Yoongi was also angry and started swearing, but his pronunciation was so gross that I kept swearing and Min Yoongi was also swearing. Oh my... Anyway, while we were arguing, that mask kid started talking nonsense like he was going to kindergarten and that we were cousins, so I swore at him, but thinking about it, we had to listen to that kid so we could go back. Ha... That's what we decided to do ××
I was getting ready to go out and was about to go out when wow... That mask kid must have a lot of money because his car is nice. Haha. Anyway, I got in the car and arrived at that bulletproof kindergarten, and from the entrance, I could hear pure laughter different from ours...
"You can get off now. We can go together, right? You can both go to the rose class."
"Mr. Seoldaeup is so friendly."
"Shut up and get off, beautiful lady."
"Noisy Minkyung"
After arriving and scolding Mask for telling the two of us to go, I was about to get off when Min Yoongi started arguing with me again. I was annoyed, so I fought with him and got scolded by Mask. Then, a female teacher wearing a blue apron ran up to me and greeted me.
"Hello! Are you Yoongi and Yeoju?"
"Yeah, but you're really pretty, sis."
"Thank you, lady. Let's go inside first."
"The beautiful lady Chakancheok is... Jirol"
"What did you say, Yoongi..?"
"No, sir, please go inside Paris."
"Okay, okay"
(Author's point of view)
Joohyun, a kindergarten teacher, welcomed Yoonki and Yeoju, but was taken aback by Yeoju's somewhat adult-sounding speech. However, Yoonki's muttering soon startled Joohyun even more, and she asked him a question. Yoonki smiled and told her to go in. Even as she walked in, Joohyun sensed that these two were not ordinary.
Knock knock -
"Hey guys~ New friends have arrived. Yeoju, Yoongi, should we introduce ourselves?"
"If you give me a beauty, I'll give you my age, no, I'm three years old. Please take care of me and don't touch me."
"Name is Minkyung."
"Yeah, Yoongi, tell me about Yoongi..."
"Hey man"
"..Haha, I guess Yoongi is embarrassed!"
Continued in the next episode