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Yes, my brother's friend really just went to Ppurinkle and got beer. But now, I have to tell Kim Taehyung the story of my brother's friend at the store, from my perspective. This is really annoying.
"Hey, okay, I guess he went too."
"You damn vicuña."
"Bikunya? What is that? Is it good?"
"Did you see me say something nice to you?"
"Ah;; You're so talkative, you idiot,"
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Exactly a year ago, our school had lunch after the third period. But what was for lunch that day? It was oyster bibimbap!! Oysters!! It's not even a tangerine. What is an oyster? Oh, sorry, that was a joke.
I was a bright 17-year-old who skipped breakfast and went to school. I was so worried that if I skipped lunch, I'd be exhausted from going to school, so I went to the cafeteria with my friends from the oyster-rejecting group. But the students all hated the oyster bibimbap, and all the bread was sold out.
So, I half-give up and went into the Beatles corner to eat my favorite Beatles, but the only Beatles left was in the hands of some high school boy!!
I'm hungry, so would you just watch me? When you're in a hurry, you can't see anything. I get anxious when I'm hungry. So I snatched the Beatles from the high school boy's hand and looked at him. But he was so tall that all I could see was his chest.
"Hey, wait a minute, my Beatles."
"Oh, judging by your name tag, you're a senior in high school. Just give it to your junior!!"
"Hey, huh..."
So I bought the Beatles. I felt bad for the high school boy, but I hoped he'd think of it as saving someone's life.
My brother said he was my friend... and he's a new friend I made in college.
So since Kim Taehyung is in the education department, I thought his friend was like that too? Damn, my friend is in the physical education department. I'm freaking out.
"You're so funny, lol."
"It's a year... I'm a woman...."
"Wow but my little brother is so fucking cool. Isn't he cool?"
"I'll shave off all your eyebrows neatly with this cool can."
"Ah, oh my~"
When I told Kim Taehyung the story of the Beatles at the convenience store from my perspective, at firstP-sikHe just laughed. Now he's just slamming his hand on the table as if he's going to break all the glass. He's crazy.
"Hey, that's right. Aren't you going to school today? Aren't you going to sleep?"
"It's 6 in the morning. Is there any point in sleeping?"
“But can’t you sleep for an hour more??”
"If you don't want to die for an hour, just quit."
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Even after the exam is over, being free is only possible in middle school. What are you doing after the exam? You have to prepare for mock exams. This is why our country's students are so sensitive because they have a hard time studying. Hell Joseon, you make life so hard, but you want to beat up a country that makes life so good??
"Hey, Beatles!! Where are you going?"
"Oh my god, no, hello, oppa..//"
"Oh, sorry, did I surprise you?"
"Yes!!!!! So please surprise me for the rest of my life."
Actually, if it were other people, they would pretend to be cautious, gentle, and innocent in front of their ideal type, but I'm different from others. I don't let up in front of the person I like. That's why my nickname is Noppakku.
"What is he saying? Where is he going?"
"Oh, that academy... Why? Are you going to take me there??"
"Oh, um... where is the academy?"
"Near Daehakro!"
"Oh, I have plans with some friends nearby right now."
"I'll take you, let's go."
Hey guys, is it okay for me to misunderstand this?? Are older brothers' friends usually this polite to their younger siblings?? I don't think it's okay for me to misunderstand this, right??
"What did you ask me? Why are you staring at me so intently?"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Why? If I don't have it, are you going to try to seduce me??"
"Oh~ How did you know?"
"...? Really..?? No, Inmaㅋㅋㅋ."
"Oh, why!!!"
"I don't want to get hit by Kim Taehyung~"
"What kind of ridiculous excuse is that? Even if the two of you fought, you would win with your physical strength?"
"Hey kid, aren't you thinking about picking up guys already?"
"I'm 18 years old."
"I'm twenty years old?"
"Oh really... This is making me feel a bit jealous."