001. Watching porn together
W. Frost
I'm 19 years old. The long summer vacation is over and it's time to start this shitty school life again, but my eyes are already spinning. Why on earth am I going to school? Should I drop out? Oh, then Jeon Jungkook, who has no friends except me, will have to live a lonely school life. This is so annoying that I have no choice but to keep going. Who is Jeon Jungkook? Jeon Jungkook, my best friend of 7 years. He has rabbit-like looks, a great body, and a great physique, so he gets all the attention from the girls at our school, but the truth is, he's been single since birth. He rejects all the girls who hit on him and keeps complaining about how lonely he is. Someone take him away, I'm tired.
KakaoTalk -
"Oh, what is it, from the morning?"
- Hey, when are you waiting for me?
- "Almost done"
Actually, there's a secret that no one knows. This guy and I watch porn together. How can a man and a woman watch porn together? Are you two really friends? Why are you saying such sad things? This guy and I are just biologically opposite sexes who can't diss each other and are desperate~ As for porn, it's just that we happen to have similar tastes so we ended up enjoying our porn life together. Ah, Jeon Jungkook is waiting so I'll go now!!! I'm sure I'll fuck you again!
"Why are you so late? I said you were almost done."
"Do whatever you want, when will this older sister come out? You just have to wait here quietly, honey~ Let's go to school quickly, rabbit."
"Yeah yeah, oh right. Have you thought about where you're going to college?"
"No, I'm not even sure if I should go to college or not. Are you going?"
He looks like he's thinking about what I'm saying and shakes his head. What?Why? Really? Why on earth?I've been stuck with you since elementary school, so I haven't been able to get a boyfriend! I thought I'd try hard to date when I got to college, butIf you follow me, I won't be able to date because I'll have to take care of you!Are you saying he's ruining my future plans right now? Don't let him."Hey, do you want to watch that after school today?"In the meantime, this kid is making a fuss about finding a new video? What bad luck. Why am I friends with this kid? It's so annoying.
"Is it good?"
"Oh, you don't trust me?"
Actually, this kid is really good at finding videos. These days, most of those sites are blocked so it's hard to get through and finding something is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but this kid finds it somewhere and is really good at finding videos that suit his taste. Then one day, he comes over and begs me to watch it with him. This bunny... Is this the only time he's cute? Are you saying that we're friends because of porn? That's true, lol. I'm really bad at finding these kinds of things, but I asked him for help once and he suggested that we watch it together since we had similar tastes. Of course, I happily agreed because it wasn't a bad suggestion!
"Okay, see you later."
Honestly, who studies when they get to school? Especially during math class! It's the national rule to sleep face down on your desk. Actually, Jungkook's seat is right in front of me, so I can sleep soundly because his rabbit muscles block my view. Jealous? I'll give you everything else, but I don't think I can give you my seat, so I'm sorry. Well, I guess I'll just take a nap.
Thump -
"Hey, wake up"
"Um, what? Lunch time?"
"Oh, the lunch today wasn't tasty. I bought it for you to eat."
"Oh~ Rabbit, what did you do to me? Are you doing something cute?"
A rabbit casually tosses my favorite sesame bun. How did he know I liked it? Should I treat him a little better today?
"Hey, do you want to leave work early?"
"Your face looks like a squid, so let's go right away."
" ? Are you just blatantly insulting me? Are you going to lick that little bunny? "
A rabbit runs away at my words. What a bastard, he runs so well, you unlucky bastard. What an annoying bastard, he's good at sports. Anyway, just like Jeon Jungkook said, I readily got permission to leave school early with my squid-like face and fell while running towards Jeon Jungkook who was waiting at the school gate. That fucking hurts.. I suppressed the thought of punching Jeon Jungkook in the face who was laughing out loud at me."Help me"I couldn't move because my leg was sprained, and my pride was really hurt, but I asked Jeon Jungkook for help.What? I can't hear you~~I felt sad for a moment when Jeon Jungkook spoke as if he was giving me medicine, but I couldn't cry in front of him because it would hurt my pride, so I shouted at him to help me quickly with red eyes.
"Hey, are you really sick? Does it hurt a lot?"
"Then you're saying that shit hurts fake? I saw you fall."
"Oh, I thought you were joking because you play so many pranks like that!"
Yeah, just like Jungkook said, I've done this kind of prank before. So I got mad that I didn't help and wasted my time, so I hit Jungkook's head hard while I was piggybacking on him. Little bunny. Bad boy.
"Can you see it today? Do you want to rest at home?"
"You care now? No matter how much it hurts, I can't give up on that."
"Well, Kim Yeo-ju isn't that kind of person."
This kid is going to turn me around again? Haven't you come to your senses yet? Do I have to hit him more.. Seriously, someone please take him away. I beg you to spare his life!! You guys must have lost interest in him after seeing him like this, right? Oh, so that means I have to take care of him and go to college too. My future is bleak... I sighed deeply and put my hands around Jeon Jungkook's neck.Aren't you going to get a girlfriend?When I did itYeah, I'm not making it right nowI do. No, you need to escape from being single quickly! I'm not going to date.. Because you always get in my way, I can't get a boyfriend!! You annoying guy.
"It's heavy, come down home"
"Hey, where can you find someone as light-hearted as me? Shit"
"Shut that guy's mouth. Did the girl bite the rag?"
"Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it."
Jh Yong-hee got off in front of Rabbit's house and quietly watched Rabbit input the password, and as soon as the door opened, I went up to Rabbit's room. Actually, my ankle hurt so much that I was going crazy, but I held it in and tried not to show any pain, but Rabbit somehow knew and brought a bottle of emergency medicine and bandaged my ankle. I guess he was worried about me while pretending not to be a baby. Rabbits are really cute at times like this. I get a little excited, and this is a secret. Only at times like this! Only at times like this! It's not like I get excited or anything like that normally! We're really friends!!
"Wow, just sleep, this is really crazy?"
" what "
"How do you get it? Jeon Jungkook is the best!"
"Only at times like this?"
"Hey, no way! You're the best, you're the best!"
"If you've seen everything, eat and go home."
"Why are you sending me home? What am I supposed to do?"
"You know that, so why are you making a fuss and going out?"
"Oh, you said you'd give me food! I'll eat and go!!"
Jeon Jungkook, a fucking idiot, a fool, a sea cucumber, a sea squirt. Even when he's nice to you, he always ends up hurting you... He grumbles and hates you so much. I waited, head down, fiddling with my hands, until my eyes began to close slowly after a tiring day. And then,
"Hey, eat, Kim Yeo-ju! Eat!!!"
Ah, Kim Yeo-ju, can't you hear me? Why aren't you coming down? ... What the heck? When I entered the room, I saw Kim Yeo-ju collapsed on the bed, fast asleep. What the heck; why are you sleeping in my bed? Are you embarrassed? Are you really tired? You're sleeping well in that situation. I don't even look like a man to you. I hit Kim Yeo-ju on the forehead, feeling both funny and ridiculous, and she groaned in pain and covered her forehead in her sleep.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Look at this kid? Isn't he cute?What? Is he cute? This kid? What do you think is cute about a guy who's like a brat, likes porn, and always teases and bullies you? Jeon Jungkook... Wake up!! I saw him shivering because he was cold, so I covered him with a blanket and went down to the first floor.
"I lost all my sleep because of Kim Yeo-ju."