Delusional Circuit of Megalomania

That damn drunkenness 1

So… this is

Something has gone seriously wrong..

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Drink it-! Drink-!!

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Ah, drink it-! Drink-!!

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…Huh?

If it hadn’t been for that bastard, Myeong Jaehyeon, none of this would’ve happened in the first place.

He said it was just one drink, but ,

I’m a total idiot for only realizing it was a complete lie now..

”Aaah- if you can’t sing, you can’t get married~“

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Aww~~ that annoying person~~

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Woohoo-!!! (tambourine)

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…Ah, I’m at my limit..

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O..ne.. drink..? Wha.. what is it..?

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…

I have no idea how many times the scene changed.

The moment I open my eyes, I’m back at it again

I fell back into the endless cycle once more.

The cycle of alcohol.

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Ah- one more—!?

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…Really?

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Nothing is being cut off~ Senior~^^

Doa pushed a glass at Sungho.

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…

Ugh-

I feel like my stomach’s going to twist inside out.

So from the start, I didn’t want to come to a place like this

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Can’t you drink? Can’t you drink at all-!?!

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I’ll be Park Sungho’s black knight.

Jaehyeon snatched the glass out of Sungho’s hand and tossed it back into his own mouth.

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Kraah-

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Woohoo—!!!

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What a man—!!

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Bwahahaha.

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…

Ha, that bastard’s overdoing it again..

Sungho shook his head at Jaehyeon, who was already out of his mind.

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Ah- .. a black knight is supposed to grant a wish..

Donghyun poked his head up, his voice crawling out as if from the ground.

Kim Donghyun is already out of it too.

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…Grrr,,

Kim Wunhak has had his face buried in the table for ages now, and

Han Dongmin, as always, must’ve slipped away all on his own, because

he’s nowhere to be seen.

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…

How did we end up here?

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Ah, make a wish-! Ah, tell only me-!

Won Doa was like a fish in water.

Even though it’s the first face I’ve seen today, he’s the one enjoying this the most.

There was no way I could keep up with that insane energy.

He’s really weird.

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..

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And so the next morning came.

When I opened my eyes, a splitting headache and nausea were waiting for me.

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Ugh…

I sat up in bed and tried to steady myself.

So…

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Where am I..?

In front of Sungho was an unfamiliar hotel room

The smell of expensive bedding and stale alcohol hit me at the same time.

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Uuh,

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Uuh, are you awake?

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…

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…?

Doa was lying beside Sungho, rubbing his eyes.

Whether he was still half-asleep or just now coming to his senses

he called my name in a dazed voice.

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Senior Sungho.. yesterday..— (dazed)

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!!!

That finally snapped me awake.

Why am I here, and why is he next to me..;;;

Sungho hurriedly looked around and then down at himself.

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…

…Fuck, shit.

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(hurriedly)

Sungho groped around the rumpled bed, found his clothes under the blanket, and pulled on his pants first.

He quickly brushed off his top and hair, got up, and left the hotel room almost as if he were running away.

Click-

Bang-

…

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…Uuh..?

Doa stared blankly at the hotel door, watching Sungho flee into the distance one last time.

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Yawn-

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What is this, did something happen

Doa just scratched his head without even realizing what it was about.

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No.. no way…

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A man and a woman aren’t supposed to sit together after age seven, so what… (mutter)

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There’s no way I’d do that.. (mutter)

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Hey, did you get home safe?

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…Ugh, I’m really screwed..

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How far did you go.. you guys;

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As far as I remember .. fifth round?

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The sun’ll come up faster

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You guys are intense, too..

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…No, there’s no way.. (mutter)

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Come on, no way… (mutter)

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…;

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Why is he acting like that again

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Probably a hangover

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..Ugh

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Ah; go to the bathroom already;;

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…

When I thought back on yesterday

So, yesterday…

When we left the last bar, it was 3 a.m.…

I think we hailed a taxi

…

…After that, I have no memory.

Fuck..

Why on earth did I end up falling asleep in a hotel room

And as for Won Doa being next to me

I had no excuse at all.

Ha…

This was my first mistake like this since becoming an adult.

I’d never gotten so drunk I lost my memory before.

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..

.

“For a hangover, soup’s the best cure”

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Whoa— it goes down so smoothly—

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Wow, for real-

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…(picking at food)

Sungho just idly picked at the side dishes with a blank face.

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? Hey, Park Sungho

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He still hasn’t come to his senses

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Want me to go buy you some hangover remedy?

Jaehyeon nudged the dazed Sungho a few times.

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..

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..Huh?

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What, what are you thinking about so..-

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…

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…Hey

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How did I get home yesterday

After a moment of hesitation, Sungho asked Jaehyeon.

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You?

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Yesterday.. didn’t you go home by taxi?

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…Right?

Yeah.. that’s definitely what happened…

Why…

“Oh? Senior! Hello~^^*”

Then a familiar greeting came closer and closer.

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Did everyone get home okay?ㅎㅎ

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I crawled homeㅋㅋ

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Me too

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Hey, you rode home on Kim Donghyun’s backㅋㅋ

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Ah, reallly???

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ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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…

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?

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Oh, senior, in the morning

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(suddenly up)!!

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Hey, I’m leaving first

As soon as Doa spoke to him, Sungho sprang to his feet and fled again.

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?

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What, you didn’t even eat anything..-

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Yeah,, maybe his stomach’s really bad?

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…Mm?

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I ran away.

I couldn’t bring myself to face it.

The memory of yesterday

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Ahh..- seriously..

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What even was that.. seriously…

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Why is he greeting me like nothing happened…

Morning memories kept tormenting me.

Inside a cozy bed beneath an unfamiliar ceiling

The warmth of someone’s body suddenly came back to me.

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Senior?

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!!(startled)

Doa’s voice came from outside the door.

I jumped at Doa’s knocking on the door.

No..

More than that..

This is the men’s restroom!!!

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Hey!? Are you insane??

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Do you even know where you are..!!!;;;

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?

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I brought you a hangover remedy because you said your stomach felt bad..~

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You’re not throwing up right now, are you?

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Are you okay?

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No..;;

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That’s not the issue right now..;;

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This is the men’s restroom, okay;;;

Sungho instinctively grabbed the locked restroom doorknob.

That thing.. is definitely insane..

No..

What…

I can’t even find the words.

That was behavior no sane person could possibly think of.

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Ah, then should I send it in from below?

Doa lowered his head and shoved the hangover remedy through the gap beneath the bathroom door.

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Ah!! Don’t put it in..!!;;

Sungho flinched and pushed it away.

Sungho was lightheaded at the hangover remedy being handed over like toilet paper in a bathroom.

Whether he was dreaming right now or seeing things because of the hangover

he couldn’t explain this situation at all.

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…Ha;;

What the hell is this..

What the hell is this…….

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To be continued in the next episode>>>>

I thought Park Sungho x psycho version would be fun haha

Honestly, I think Park Sungho really works best when he’s being pushed around within the bounds of normal common sense

The fun of having to deal with something draining, chaotic, and completely unpredictable

I want to see Park Sungho hissing in alarm and disgust

Anyway, I’m back with a new short story, so please enjoy🙇🏻‍♀️💖

Annyeong

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