EXO Q&A Collection
Dad jokes
자까
Heavy rain☆
자까
Hello! I'm the author~
자까
This is a topic that suddenly came to mind while listening to Mamamoo's dad jokes!!
자까
Grün
자까
Statu~
a) Xiumin
나
Hey hey, why are college students the strongest in March?
시우민
Because school has started!
나
Huh? Hmm... Then where is the place where the wind blows the cutest?
시우민
Bundang~
Ugh... How can you describe the coldness of Seoul in five words?
시우민
Seoul Metropolitan University!!~
나
Ah. What if the king falls?
시우민
King Kong~!
나
What if Strawberry loses her job?
나
No way, this isn't it either..
시우민
Strawberry unemployment~~~
나
Are you a fan of dad jokes or what!!
시우민
Hehehe! Merong~ You can't do it yet~
자까
Umini has already mastered dad jokes☆
b) Guardian
자까
※ Suho is the funniest guy in EXO☆(EXO Laugh)
자까
Heh
나
Hey hey, I'll beat you, the funniest!!
수호
How ridiculous! I won't accept it!
수호
Come on, make me laugh!
나
Oh? This is coming out strong, right?~
나
What is the opposite of Jeonju Bibimbap?
수호
Um... well...?
나
Bibimbap next week!!!
수호
(Phew) Yeah
나
Huh?? You laughed??
수호
Phew- Oh..no!!
나
That's right~
수호
No!!
자까
Jun-daughter-in-law whose pride(?) is hurt by dad jokes
c) Ray
나
Ray~!!
레이
yes?
나
I'm going to ask you a question~ Answer me!!
나
Got it??
레이
huh!!
나
Listen carefully!!
레이
huh!!
나
What does Rain say when he introduces himself?
나
Guess!!
레이
Self-introduction... I'm Ray...
나
Huh?
레이
Butterfly..?
나
omg,,
레이
that's right..?
나
Oh..yeah!!..right, right!! Wow, how did you know??
레이
Butterfly?? It's raining for me??
나
Ah.. I see~ hahaha!! Got it!!
자까
Innocent(?) Ray got it right☆(Singy)
d) Baekhyun
나
Baekhyuni, Baekhyuni, let's eat!
백현
Oh?~ Why~?
나
What is it like to always live with a dark heart?
백현
Hmm... dark heart..?
백현
(eye contact) (muh) uh...
나
What the... What are you thinking about!!-
Haha ...
백현
me..?
나
Huh
백현
Yeah.. no.. not always.. that's it..
나
It's a pencil
백현
('^'!) Oh my gosh!!
나
Merong~~~
나
transformation!!
백현
No!! That's not it!! ;^; ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
자까
Cute Baekkyuni☆
e) Chen
나
Jjenny jjenny jjenny Jongdae!
첸
Why?
나
I'm going to talk about something serious...
첸
Huh? Okay..
나
There was a cucumber.
첸
Phew- what??
나
Oi!! Oi!! Don't interrupt me so I can concentrate!!
나
Ahem, anyway! There was a cucumber... and a radish... a radish... the radish hit the cucumber!
나
The radish hit the cucumber, how can I express this in four letters?☆
첸
Huh..what (absurd)?? Did you get hurt..? Did you get sick..?
나
No.. that's not it..
나
Cucumber salad☆
나
Kyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
첸
What is thatㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
나
Why! Aren't you funny too??
첸
Haha ...
f) Chanyeol
나
What number makes everyone stand up?!
나
(Bam) Please answer!
찬열
Ah.. well.. are you a nansen?
나
It's a secret!!
찬열
Are you going to work?
나
B..It's a secret!!
찬열
Hmm... work (1)... work... oh, work, what do you think it will be...
나
5.4.3.2.1. Ding!!
나
five!
찬열
Ah, not fun..
찬열
me too!
찬열
What if I kick the car?
나
mom..
찬열
5.4.3.2.1. Ding!
찬열
Canola oil~
나
Ah, this is so boring!!
자까
Chanyeol in a boring competition☆
g) Dio
자까
Short and thick☆
디오
..(in the air)
나
Just do it,
디오
huh?
나
What did the dog say to the wall?
디오
huh?
나
Wall, wall!
디오
Hehe
자까
A blast of bread in one go☆
h) Kai
나
Jong-in, why shouldn't you slam the car door?
카이
Is it broken?
나
Because there are four doors!!
카이
Haha ...
카이
Just one more, just one more!! Phew haha
나
What is the most boring middle school in the world?!
카이
I don't know, I don't know, what is it??
나
Loading!
카이
Haha ...
카이
Just one more!!
나
Um... no!!
카이
Ah~~ Just one!!
나
There really isn't any!!
카이
Hey~~ Just one, just one~
자까
Sunny Nini who likes the deaf☆
i) Sehun
나
Sehuna, why is Ghana chocolate so sweet?
세훈
Because it's chocolate (eyes, eyes)
나
No
나
Ganadara!
세훈
I said no
나
Ganadara! It's a dad joke, a dad joke!!
세훈
Hey~ Absolutely not!
나
No, it's a joke, a joke!!
세훈
Frog?? I told you it's not a tree frog~ My sister didn't know better.'
나
No, I'm just kidding.
세훈
Ah~ Then you should have told me earlier!!
나
That's right... I told you...
세훈
When (snow. snow)
나
No, lol..
자까
Jjam☆
자까
Surprise update☆
자까
How was your day? Hehe
자까
Personally, I think that's what I like the most about Kyungsoo! Short and sweet☆
Well then, have a good day everyone ~><! I don't think it took me even half as long to write this as usual.. hehe!
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