[Completed] Mr. Psychopath, I don't like you.
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I’m BTS’s Min Yoongi’s younger sister


About 15 years ago, before Yoonji moved to Seoul.

beep-beep-bee-do-dik


민윤기
I’m back.

민남매 엄마
Oh, Yoonki’s back?


민윤기
Yes.

민남매 엄마
Yoonji is getting out of daycare soon, so go pick her up.


민윤기
Okay, I’ll put down my bag and go get her.

Yoonki’s bedroom


민윤기
Let’s go pick up Yoonji now.

00 daycare

Yoonji is playing until her oppa comes.

From here on, it’s baby talk, so the spelling may be wrong.

친구
Nyunji.


민윤지
Mm? Why??

친구
Do you have oppa?


민윤지
Mm?! I do!

친구
Oh, then how old is he?!


민윤지
Um... well!


민윤지
(fidgeting with hands) one..two..three....four...five..six... seven...eight...nine...(and then can’t do any more)

친구
What, lol, Nyunji, you can’t count?

친구
I can count to 30.

친구
Nyunji can’t even count, can’t count.


민윤지
Nnng, no, Nyunji can do it too!

친구
Eeeeeee, Nyunji can’t even count.



민윤지
No, Nyunji can too!


민윤지
Waaahhh

At that moment, Yoonki comes home.


민윤기
Yoonji, oppa’s here~~


민윤지
Oppa!

Yoonji runs over in a hurry and sits on Yoonji’s lap.


민윤지
Waaahhh, Nyunki oppa...


민윤기
(meeting Yoonji at eye level and wiping her tears) Why are you crying, our Yoonji?


민윤지
My friend....


민윤기
Yeah, your friend.


민윤지
They asked if I had an oppa... I said I did... my friend asked how old oppa was...


민윤지
I counted... I counted to nine.. and then I said I didn’t know the next number.


민윤지
They called me a dummy... waaahhh


민윤기
Oh dear, so Yoonji got upset.


민윤지
Mm...


민윤기
Should oppa go scold your friend?


민윤지
Mm...

Yoonki goes to the friend and meets them at eye level.


민윤기
You and our Yoonji are friends, right?

친구
Yeees...


민윤기
Is it okay to tease a friend for not being able to count, or not?

친구
It’s not okay...


민윤기
Right, it’s not okay.

친구
Yeees...


민윤기
Then shall we apologize?

친구
Yeees...

The friend goes to Yoonji and apologizes.

친구
Nyunji, I’m sowwy...


민윤지
It’s okay...


민윤기
Since our friend apologized, big brother will give you some candy.

친구
Thank you...


민윤기
(sitting Yoonji up) Yoonji, let’s go home now.


민윤지
Mm.


민윤지
Bye-bye.

친구
Mm, bye-bye.


민윤지
Oppa.


민윤기
Yeah, do you have something you want to say?


민윤지
I... want a sparkly toy....


민윤기
A sparkly toy?


민윤기
What’s that?


민윤지
No, oppa, you know, that thing that’s shiny and pretty!


민윤기
Hisss....I don’t know, though?


민윤지
Mm...? How can oppa not know that! (getting scolded by his little sister)


민윤기
Oh dear, sorry, sorry.


민윤기
Should oppa buy you some snacks?


민윤지
Mm, yes, yes!


민윤기
Off to the mart, go go go


민윤지
Go go!!

Yoonki sits Yoonji in the cart but doesn’t strap her in.


민윤기
Yoonji, what do you want to eat? But you can only pick one.


민윤지
(shocked) thud-clack (five years old and wants so many things, but being told to pick just one)


민윤지
(deep in thought)


민윤기
(dad smile)


민윤지
Mm... I... um...


민윤지
Egg crackers!


민윤기
lol, cute.


민윤기
Yoonji, should we buy more egg crackers?


민윤지
Wow, seriously? Oppa, I love you!!!


민윤기
lol, oppa loves you too.

And that’s how the legend of buying four bags of egg crackers was born.

Please think of this as the checkout counter.

계산원
Oh my, you look just like your father.


민윤지
Mm..? Auntie, he’s not dad, he’s oppa?!

계산원
Oh my, sorry.


민윤기
Ah, I’m used to it.


민윤기
My little sibling is a late-born baby, so...

계산원
(while ringing up the items, slips in a small snack pack)


민윤기
Oh? Auntie, you don’t have to give us that.

계산원
I’m giving it because the baby and oppa are so cute~~

계산원
(handing the bag to Yoonki) Sweetie, share this with oppa.


민윤지
Yes! Thank you!

beep-bee-bee-bee-do-dik


민윤지
Mom, Nyunji is here!!

민남매 엄마
Aww, our Yoonji is here.


민윤지
Yes!

민남매 엄마
(looking at the bag) Yooon.gi.ya.^^


민윤기
(shiver)


민윤기
Yes? Mom???

민남매 엄마
(smacking Yoonki’s back) You bought Yoonji snacks again!!!


민윤기
Aaaagh, Mom, that hurts!! Yoonji, oppa is going to die.


민윤지
Oppa... fighting!


민윤기
Waaaaahㅠㅠ Yoonji...


민윤지
Oppa... if you cry, Santa won’t give you presents.


민윤기
Santar doesn’t exi...

민남매 엄마
(smacking his back) Why did you buy them!!


민윤기
Aaaagh!! Mom!! I bought them because I wanted to buy them for her!

민남매 엄마
Ah......I see... Yoonki, sorry.

Time passes, and it’s bedtime.

09:00 PM

민윤지
Oppa... Nyunji is sleepy....


민윤기
Yoonji is sleepy. (sitting Yoonji up) Should oppa put you to sleep?

민남매 엄마
Tch, Yoonji, oppa has to go back to Seoul tomorrow, so let’s sleep with Mom.


민윤지
Nooo, I don’t want to!! I’m sleeping with oppa!

민남매 엄마
Tch, Min Yoonji.


민윤기
Ah, Mom, it’s okay. I’ll sleep with him.

민남매 엄마
Really, it’s okay?


민윤기
Yes, yes.

민남매 엄마
Okay, then go upstairs and put her to sleep.


민윤기
Okay.

Yoonki lays Yoonji down and then lies down beside her.


민윤기
(patting) sleep, sleep


민윤지
Oppa...


민윤기
Yeah? What is it?


민윤지
Oppa, can’t you not go to the tole?


민윤기
Huh? What does that mean?


민윤지
When oppa goes to the tole...


민윤지
Nyunji will be borrrred...


민윤기
(patting) oh dear, you’ll be bored.


민윤기
But do you know what oppa’s dream is, Yoonji?


민윤지
Mm... the person who makes songs...


민윤기
(stroking her head) That’s right.


민윤기
That’s what oppa has to do, because there’s so much Yoonji wants oppa to do for her.


민윤기
Can you understand oppa?


민윤기
When oppa comes home on leave, he’ll come see Yoonji.


민윤기
And when Yoonji gets a lot bigger, let’s move to Seoul.

There is no answer.


민윤기
Yeah, Yoonji, are you asleep?




민윤기
lolㅎㅎ what, Min Yoonji fell asleep?


민윤기
(stroking Yoonji’s hair) Even if oppa can’t come often, don’t hate him, okay?


민윤기
(giving Yoonji a forehead kiss) Sleep well, our baby, and have sweet dreams.

And that’s how even Yoonki fell asleep.


쟈꺄
Yes, Yoonji is cute, right!


쟈꺄
Yoonji said she wants a sparkly toy—what kind of toy do you think it is? Please leave a comment!


쟈꺄
I’ll write the second part at Christmas!!

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