Live-in boyfriends
[Special Edition] What if you were 0.0001% imaginary siblings?



자까
Hi~


자까
I'm Jakadesu who has become an upguru~!!


자까
Oh? Why are you walking around with all that on your clothes??


자까
Ah, it's fashion☆★


자까
And there's this sunflower on my head


자까
That means sunflower chorum bitas, so instead of white flowers, they are yellow.


자까
Vitabaragi~~~♥_♡


자까
This colored glasses mean that no matter how many bad things Vitas do, Jakka will always see Vitas as pretty for the rest of their lives! (..? How can one character have so many meanings;;)


자까
Oh, you want me to start?


자까
Okay, okay~


자까
Let's go, Jacka!


손여주
17 years old.


전정국
17 years old.


김태형
18 years old.


박지민
18 years old.


정호석
19 years old.


김남준
19 years old.


민윤기
20 years old.


김석진
20 years old.

Situation 1. When you receive a text message from a guy who likes your younger sister.

jungkook jeon.

남자
Hey...Jungkook.


전정국
?왱

남자
That...your twin sister...


전정국
no.

남자
Let me introduce you

남자
...


전정국
I feel sorry for my older sister.


전정국
go away.

남자
Even if it's a number


전정국
Eee ...

남자
?Is this KakaoTalk?

[Jeon Jungkook has left. (Loading to chat room.]

남자
......

taehyoung kim.

남자
Hey, Taehyung senior!


김태형
Uh. Who?

남자
Hey, hyung! I like that girl... but her number is really expensive...

남자
So I contacted you, brother!


김태형
Ah, I see^^


김태형
How old are you?

남자
Yes? Oh, I'm the same age as the female lead!


김태형
It didn't work out ㅠㅠ Our female lead is so reminiscent of meㅜ

남자
ㅁ,You can overcome the age difference!!


김태형
Oh my. Look at the passion..


김태형
So how tall are you?

남자
It's much bigger than that heroine^-^


김태형
Oh, that's too bad ㅠㅜㅜ Our female protagonist likes a man who is shorter than her ㅠㅜ

남자
Yes...? Isn't the female lead 165cm tall..?


김태형
Yeah. I got eliminated because I didn't have any sense^▽^

jimin park.

남자
Hello, Jimin hyung!!


박지민
How much do you like our heroine?ιºoº?

남자
I...


박지민
worry?


박지민
You're out.

남자
Yes?? No, that's not it. The female lead is too much for me.


박지민
Too much Joo-on-jae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae-ae???


박지민
hmm...


박지민
Correct! So you're out.

남자
Ah... Hyung, just looking at the female lead is so healing, pretty, and cute...


박지민
Our heroine is pretty. Just looking at her makes me excited every day, as if I'm being bathed in sunlight.


박지민
Our heroine is cute. The way she brings chocolates to her brothers, made with clumsy... no, a little... no, very clumsy skills, one by one, and tells them to eat them is cute no matter who looks at it.

남자
Chocolate... I'm jealous...


박지민
right?


박지민
Aren't you jealous?


박지민
If you're jealous, you lose.


박지민
So I'm out! Haha

Jung Ho-seok.

남자
hello!!

남자
Hoseok hyung1!!!


정호석
Yes. Do you want our Honey's phone number?

남자
If that honey is referring to our heroine, then yes!!!


정호석
Us? Us???

남자
Oh... I'm sorry...


정호석
It's okay, it's okay~


정호석
But you and our honey can't date.

남자
yes...?


정호석
Do you think a person can socialize with a pig?

남자
..J, I'm fine.


정호석
okay?


정호석
Once our honey starts complaining, it's hard to let go.


정호석
And after a fight, I think my brother might be upset, so I try to calm him down with some aegyo.


정호석
And when my honey brother is in danger, he will kick the opponent down and pretend to help him up again! Then he will kick the opponent down once more with a front leg grab technique and then he will step on the opponent's hand so that he can't punch again.


정호석
There are sooooo many flaws.

남자
Isn't that...a...advantage?

남자
A woman who protects...?


정호석
yes.


정호석
For our honey who has no flaws, people are too much.


정호석
So I'm out.


정호석
end.

namjun kim.

남자
Ahem..hello.


김남준
Are you more handsome than me?

남자
yes..?


김남준
Are you better at English than me?


김남준
Are you better at math than me?


김남준
Are you studying better than me?

남자
No...hyung, you're almost at the Einstein level...

남자
I'm not interested in studying...


김남준
So you play the piano better than Yoon Ki-hyung?

남자
...

남자
No, I will step down.

남자
good bye.


김남준
Okay.

yunki min.

남자
Brother Yoongi!!!

남자
...?Brother Yoongi?

남자
Me...brother?

남자
Aren't you seeing it...?

남자
...Huh? You saw it!!!

남자
older brother!!!


민윤기
I was eliminated for stealing my sleep.

seokjin kim.

남자
Oh. Hello, big brother!!!!


김석진
who are you?

남자
I...actually like the female lead.


김석진
Yeah^^? Our heroine can't do it.


김석진
Our heroine...!


김석진
Yeah, I like girls!!!!!

남자
?yes?

남자
So, should I get sex reassignment surgery?


김석진
You...are mentally stronger than I thought?


김석진
Then can you accept my dad joke?

남자
I'm sorry, brother. I won't go to Yeoju either. That's all for now.

[The man has left. (Maximize the chat room)


김석진
...?

Situation 2. When my younger sister wears a short skirt.



손여주
.


손여주
I'm going out and coming back.

jungkook jeon.


전정국
uh??


손여주
Byungshin, I'm going out.


전정국
Hey!!! Where are you going in that, that, G- outfit!!!


손여주
Where are you? Where are you? It's outside.


전정국
Aaaah!!! I'm so sorry!!!


손여주
Yeah. Get out, little brother^^


손여주
My older sister takes care of everything^^


전정국
^-^..Yeah. I think I can trust you, sister.


손여주
Okay. I went and came back.

taehyoung kim.


김태형
Who the hell wears that, little brother?


손여주
I was wearing it, oppa.


김태형
AaaahㅠㅠYeojuㅜDon't go out and play with oppaㅜㅠ


손여주
Get out Taehyung. Are you whining?? Are you a baby?


김태형
'^'...It's my brother...


손여주
Then act like a real brother. That's all for now.

jimin park.


박지민
...Yeah, heroine...


손여주
Woohoo? Why are you so excited?? (Bright and cheerful)


박지민
Uh... your skirt...


손여주
Oh my gosh, oppa, do you feel bad for the female lead?


손여주
The heroine said she'd wear it once, but she's not giving it to me again? Yeah, oppa~~


박지민
...go and come back.


손여주
Okay. Thank you.


박지민
?????

Jung Ho-seok.


정호석
Where are you going, my lovely little brother?^-^


손여주
Outside. Why? Are you trying to nitpick about my skirt? The moment you do that, tell your mom that you watch porn every night.


정호석
....hahaha~ I love you so much!! You know that right?♡


손여주
..This is the first time I've heard this sound;;

namjun kim.


김남준
Hey!! You... are... you... huh?


김남준
Change right now. Then it'll be 50,000 won.


손여주
call.



손여주
ruler.


김남준
?What are your pants? They're too short. Change them.


손여주
You told me to change my skirt;; It's pants. It's okay. Oh, put the money in my account.

yunki min.


민윤기
?...Change into long pants right now and stay home. 100,000.


손여주
Oh, my gosh!!♡


Aing♡Brother♡♡Where are you going leaving your brother behind>3< I'll be by your side my whole life!!

seokjin kim.


손여주
Oppa, if you're going to nag me, do it later. And you shouldn't nag me because I'm going to buy you your favorite bread, right?? ♥ Then bye~


김석진
Oh my gosh!! I have to buy the new cream buns this time!!!!!!

Conclusion = The winner is Yoongi.