Who are you?
What is this situation?



정국
"Yoon-gi hyung~ Wake up~"


남준
"Yoon-gi hyung!"

Someone woke me up just as I was in a deep sleep.

Hmm... what is this... I'm sleepy... Anyway, this isn't the kind of alarm sound I'm expecting...? Huh?


여주
"Eek?!"


정국
"Hyung, what is that? Hahaha. It's the first time I've heard you make that sound. Hahaha."

When I opened my eyes, Jungkook was right in front of me, no, the BTS members... all the members were right in front of me.


여주
"Jungkook oppa?"


석진
"Yoon-gi, wake up quickly. PD Bang is going to scold you."

"Seokjin oppa?"


지민
"Hyung, why do you call me Oppa? Hahaha. Seriously, that gives me goosebumps.

Everyone was calling me Yoongi-hyung, and puzzled, I couldn't help but be surprised when I looked at my body right there.

I was Yoongi... Yoongi oppa's body...

Flustered, I started crying loudly right there, and the flustered members didn't know what to do.


여주
"Sob... sob... Mommy waaaaaaaah!!"

I barely managed to stop crying and explained the situation to the members, and everyone looked at me with disbelieving eyes.


남준
"So, you're saying your souls have been swapped? And Yoongi is in your body right now?"


여주
I don't know, I think so..


호석
The comeback is right around the corner, what am I going to do...

매니저
"Guys! Come out quickly!"

Ugh... I really have no idea what's what. Well, it's nice to see it in person, though...

Lost in thought, I arrived at Big Hit Entertainment before I knew it. Then, I heard the cheers of countless fans.

The members and I pushed through the huge crowd into the building, and Namjoon said to PD Bang.


남준
We have a comeback coming up soon, so we'll just practice today. Was there only one schedule today? Please clear that one.

방PD
"Hmm... okay. Practice hard."


여주
I can't believe I've actually come to the BTS practice room... I'm such a successful fan... *sob*

Jimin and Taehyung were playing around with each other, and Taehyung used a swear word.


지민
Hahahahahahaha


태형
"Ack!! Fuck!!"


석진
"Hey, the female lead is here too, so what the hell are you talking about?"

Seeing Taehyung oppa swear, I was so stunned that I blurted out what was on my mind.


여주
"Wow, f*ck... a sexy foul-mouthed guy? His swearing is so colorful and cool."


석진
"Hahahahahaha!! The female lead is totally our fan, you know?"


남준
"For now, I don't have time for this. We're making a comeback soon..."


정국
"Yoon-gi hyung has already recorded all the songs, so I think we just need to teach him the dance."


태형
Should I call the choreographer?


남준
"That's enough. We don't want anyone else to misunderstand."

It was so nice to see the members all putting their heads together and thinking things over like this..♡ Should I bury my bones here..

But that happiness was short-lived...

Um... what do you call it... that signal that you... need to do your business...?

I spoke cautiously.


여주
Excuse me... excuse me


지민
"why?"


여주
"What should I do...!"


정국
"what's the matter?"


여주
I need to go to the bathroom..


태형
"crazy..."


석진
"Jimin, you go with me."


지민
"why!!"


석진
You know how I went to the bathhouse with Yoongi a while ago.


지민
"Ah... I don't want to!!"

I'm the one who should be ashamed, so why are you acting like this?


여주
"Anyway, I'm dying to go to the bathroom..."


지민
"Yeoju... let's go"


정국
Good luck, bro lolololol


지민
"shut up.."

[A short while later]


남준
Jimin's face turned bright red lol


지민
"Ha... I don't know"


호석
"Okay, let's practice dancing now!"


여주
"N-"

Just then, a phone rang on what appeared to be Yoongi oppa's, and I answered it.


여주
"Uh... hello?"

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