Yeoju: "Uh… hello, senior? Are you doing this again today?"
Namjoon: "Hmm… yeah, of course~ hahaha. Hey, but at least I pay you more than the others, right?~ LOL."
Yeoju: "LOL, true. Alright, pay me first, and I'll do it~ Since I'm feeling a little down today… and I'm super tired because it's that time of the month, I'm still doing this for you~~"
Yeoju: "50,000 won~ ^^"
Namjoon: "F-Fifty thousand…? That's way too expensive, Yeoju… ㅠㅠ"
Yeoju: "Oh? Then don’t do it~ Fine, I’ll be generous. 20,000 won~ ^^"
Namjoon: - SLAM!
Yeoju: "…Mmph!!"
[3 minutes later]
Yeoju: "Hah…ha… S-Senior!! You have to pay first!! That’s the rule!!"
Namjoon: "Haha, sorry~ I was just in a rush~ ㅎㅎ Yeoju, I’ll pay you later. I only have 30,000 won on me right now… Just come to my classroom later, okay? You know where it is, right?"
Yeoju: "Ehhhhhh?? What kind of nonsense is that?! Senior!! SENIOR!!" (Yelling)
[1 hour later]
Yeoju: "Ugh… seriously, why do I have to go to him? He could just come to me…" (Muttering)
Yeoju: "SENIOR!! MY MONEY!!" (Slamming the door open)
Namjoon: "Oh?? Hahaha, you actually came~ Yeoju… the thing is… I don’t have enough money…ㅠㅠ What should I do? What do you think I should do?ㅠ"
Yeoju: "Haa…ㅡㅡ what the hell!! I came all the way up to the third floor for this…ㅡㅡ And honestly, you forced it on me earlier, senior."
Yoongi: "??? Is that her? The kiss-for-hire girl?"
Namjoon: "Yeah~ Cute, right?ㅎㅎ"
Jungkook: "Ohhh,ㅋㅋ so she's the one Kim Namjoon sneaks up to the rooftop with all the time? But wait, you didn't pay her again? LOL."
Namjoon: "No!! I just… didn’t have enough money!!"
Yeoju: "Okay, you can argue about that later—just give me my money first!!" (Screaming)
Namjoon: "Hey… Jungkook-ah~~ Can’t you cover for me just this once?ㅠㅠ"
Jungkook: "Uh, why the hell should Iㅡㅡ? I didn’t even do anything. Yoongi is right there, ask himㅡㅡ"
Yoongi: "Nope. I’m broke~~~"
Jungkook: "Agh, seriouslyㅡㅡ"
Namjoon: "Come on, just this once?? Pretty pleaaase~??"
Jungkook: "Hmm~~ Hey, you. Pretty girl."
Yeoju: "(Looking around confused)"
Jungkook: "…Where are you looking? I meant you."
Yeoju: "M-Me?!" (Pointing at herself)
Jungkook: "Yeah. Who else here is as pretty as you?"
Yeoju: "Uh… I mean, you could just say I’m pretty? No need to get all aggressive about it;; Anyway… what do you want?"
Jungkook: "Do you need to be in class right now?"
Yeoju: "Huh?? Um… well… I…"
Jungkook: "‘Yes,’ huh? Alright, let’s go." (Grabs her wrist)
Yeoju: "Wha—Wait!! Where are we going?! Why the rooftop??"
Namjoon: "…? Do whatever you want~!! Oh yeah, jackpot! ^^"
Yeoju: "EXCUSE ME!! At least let go of my wrist!! W-Wait, but seriously—why the rooftop?!"
- SLAM!
Jungkook: "(Pushing Yeoju against the wall) Shhh~ Be quiet. I’m giving you a wall slam."
Yeoju: "//// W-What the hell are you doing?!!"
Jungkook: "You do kiss-for-hire, right? How much for one?"
Yeoju: "U-Usually it’s 30,000 won… B-But I’m in a bad mood today, so I was charging 50,000! Why? Are you covering for Namjoon?"
Jungkook: "Pfft, hahaha. He doesn’t have the money. So, I guess I’ll just pay for him."
Jungkook: "But you know what I’m really curious about? Just how good must your kisses be for Kim Namjoon to force one on you when he didn’t even have enough money? I gotta find out for myself."
Yeoju: "S-So…?"
Jungkook: "So I’m gonna try it too~ With you~ Don’t even think about running. I’ll be keeping you here the entire class period, so be prepared~." (Smirking)*