A snail
Now I have a place to belong!!
우렁각시
I am a roarer.
우렁각시
But I'm not the rascal that other people know.
우렁각시
First of all, the story of the crow, the fairy, and the woodcutter that you humans know is wrong.
우렁각시
Actually, I'm the fairy from The Fairy and the Woodcutter. I lost my wings...
우렁각시
The story you all know about the fairy and the woodcutter is about the woodcutter hiding his wings and living with the fairy. I'll tell you this, but it's nonsense.
우렁각시
What?? Can a fairy swear? What's not okay!! Life is my way, kids.
우렁각시
Oh! And please understand if my speech is a bit rude, as I haven't learned much Korean yet.
우렁각시
So I don't live with that awful lumberjack, and luckily that son of a bitch didn't steal my underwear and petticoat.
우렁각시
So I'm looking for a man who will punish that motherfucker and make me human again
우렁각시
There are so many things in the world that are wrong, so why are we still doing this?
우렁각시
Huh.. Really, kids, becoming a human isn't easy. Compatibility is more important than anything else. Compatibility!!
우렁각시
Ah! And these days, what kind of men are so shabby? They have no energy!! No energy!!!
우렁각시
Huh?? You want to know how to be a human?? Well, it's not that important, so I'll tell you.
우렁각시
There has to be a man, a man where I play the role of a slut. And if that man truly loves me and kisses me,
우렁각시
Bang!! And become human. Okay?? Understand?
우렁각시
Ah... I'll just sleep for now...
기자
Big Hit Entertainment's BTS...
우렁각시
What are these handsome guys? (heart pounding)
우렁각시
Me...Jeon Jungkook...hmm...since ancient times, you have to be handsome to have a lot of energy!
우렁각시
(smiling) Okay!! Then shall we go straight to the dorm? Wait, BTS!!
Woorangakshi arrives at BTS's dorm
우렁각시
Hmm....since I'm calculating when I become human, I'll be the same age as the kiss object....as expected, BTS's youngest member, Jeon Jungkook, is perfect.
진 (김석진)
Today, I really want to eat rice. It's called home cooking!!!
슈가 (민윤기)
Ohhhh!! Then let's all eat together at home!!! Jinhyeong will cook
전정국
Huh? I want to eat Jjajangmyeon!!
진 (김석진)
Ah, let's just eat home-cooked food~-
슈가 (민윤기)
Okay guys, let's eat whatever we want.
전정국
Oh...yes...I'll be in my room.
Jeon Jungkook enters the room
전정국
Aaaah ...
슈가 (민윤기)
Can't I not go?
진 (김석진)
Oh my, our youngest brother is coming
전정국
Hyung, Hyung!! Can't you see this??
진 (김석진)
Huh? Uh, where?
What Jeongguk was pointing at was a croaker.
우렁각시
Heh, if anyone finds out, I'll be so angry, you little brat. No one else will see you, baby.
전정국
Huh?? Bro! Can't you really see it?
진 (김석진)
Ah... Hyung, you're upset because I didn't give Jungkook what he wanted to eat... Sorry, I'll do it next time.
전정국
Ah, stop it, get out!!!!
우렁각시
I finally found it. My place to live, baby♡I love you!! Now I can be human!!
전정국
But...who are you?
우렁각시
Huh?? Ah.. I'm a nerd! I can do all your chores and everything you need to do!! And I'll live with you from now on!!
전정국
Uh...then since I'm the only one who sees you, it's not a big problem.
우렁각시
Don't call me "Urong-gak-ssi", call me "Gak-ssi". I will also call you "Seo-bang-ssi".
전정국
Huh??!!!
우렁각시
Okay! First, eat this.
It was the Jjajangmyeon that Jeongguk wanted to eat earlier!
전정국
Wow...Wow!!! Lady!! Live with me for the rest of your life!!!
우렁각시
Well... I'm fine, sir. Then I'll be in your debt from now on.
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