Are you a former police officer? [Organization/Hacker]
44_When Hoshi & Wonwoo get drunk



권순영(호시)
How long has it been since I've been downtown?


이지훈(우지)
No... it's nice that you came to play


이지훈(우지)
Why did you come here?


전원우(W)
Isn't that too much?


이지훈(우지)
what


전원우(W)
Woozi...what's your real name?


이지훈(우지)
?


전원우(W)
Just like that


이지훈
Lee Ji-hoon


전원우(W)
The name is surprisingly pretty.


이지훈
What is it...?


전원우(W)
Ahem... Hoshi


이지훈
This is Kwon Soon-young


전원우(W)
You're so innocent


권순영
I'm dissatisfiedㅡ.ㅡ


권순영
You are Jeon Won-woo


전원우
Isn't the name pretty?


권순영
no


전원우
My parents gave it to me


권순영
...so pretty


권순영
It shines in the name


전원우
lol


이지훈
Phew lol


권순영
Stop laughing


전원우
Okay, let's stop laughing and go have a drink~


권순영
I'm going to see my girlfriend.


전원우
Call


권순영
No, what...


이지훈
Wait...you've been speaking informally to me since earlier.


전원우
some?


권순영
25


전원우
me too


권순영
Oh, you look old, ugh


전원우
(In a headlock) Do you want to die?


권순영
Do you want to get flipped over?


전원우
(slurp) tt


권순영
Come to work


이지훈
Those crazy guys


전원우
Then let's go straight to the bar!


이지훈
Hey! Let's go together! Hey!


권순영
(position)


전원우
(position)


이지훈
(mouth...)

Employee: Excuse me... Could I have your ID?


이지훈
...here

Employee: ...It's not counterfeit, is it?


이지훈
(annoyed) Hey Kwon Soon-young!


권순영
...?

Employee: Are you two friends?


권순영
yes

Employee: Ah... please come in.


권순영
lol


이지훈
it's annoying...


권순영
Is it because of the height?


이지훈
JJ, I'm young


전원우
Why are you so late?


권순영
Lee Ji-hoon almost got cut off at the entrance


전원우
Phew lol


전원우
Because of height?


이지훈
No way!


권순영
lol


권순영
Stop being angry and sit down lol


전원우
lol


이지훈
it's annoying;


권순영
What do you want to drink?


전원우
The writer is annoying, just tell him to do whatever he wants


권순영
Why is he complaining so much when he's always searching in the green window?


전원우
It's annoying or something~


권순영
Then I'll order set A.


이지훈
(What are they saying...?)


권순영
Lee Ji-hoon, you too?


이지훈
yep


전원우
Wow - I'm going to drink with someone other than Kim Min-gyu. This is awesome.


권순영
(Remembering-)


홍지수(조슈아)
I wonder how far you can go


홍지수(조슈아)
Want to try it?


전원우
...? Hey Kwon Soon-young


전원우
hey?


권순영
Mr. Ao, (one shot)


이지훈
Is this crazy?


권순영
(Ignore - still one-shotting) Ahh!


전원우
...Is this kid always like this?


이지훈
I don't know...?


권순영
(One Shot) Hong Ji-soo, you son of a bitch...


이지훈
...?


전원우
Who is Hong Ji-soo?


이지훈
Joshua


전원우
This...boss Choi Cheok...I don't like that new X


이지훈
What are you again?


전원우
Why is it that only the boss keeps him by his side?


전원우
I want to be next to the boss too...


이지훈
(These new X's are crazy)


권순영
(on the phone)


이지훈
What are you again!


권순영
Shh, be quiet


이지훈
(I think I'll take this)


권순영
(hangs up) (one more drink)


이지훈
Oh, is this really true? Drink at your own pace.


이지훈
Are you being generous?


권순영
Not drunk


전원우
(He's drinking too)


이지훈
...


이지훈
(How do I kill these?)


임나연
Huh? Jihoon~


이지훈
N..Sister? What should I do here, Sister...?


임나연
Haha look over there


배주현
Oh my... I called you over and you asked me how much I drank.


권순영
Sister... Sister...


배주현
Are you... drunk?


권순영
No? I'm not drunk... Sister..


배주현
Why do you keep calling?


권순영
Please speak nicely...


권순영
Sister...


배주현
I'm drunk on this


권순영
I haven't gotten drunk yet...?


배주현
How many bottles did you drink?


이지훈
Um... was it 5 or 6 bottles?


배주현
In the meantime?


이지훈
He ran in one shot


배주현
Tsk...what is he doing now?


전원우
Ugh...


이지훈
Um...X again


배주현
I thought so


권순영
Sister...who are you talking to?


권순영
Why are you talking to that kid...


이지훈
Kk.. kid? You this jerk...


임나연
Jihoon, those are pretty words lol


이지훈
This kid is really making me hot inside, I want to hit him in the head with the bottle of alcohol in front of him...


임나연
Jihoon-ah lol


이지훈
Ahem...


배주현
Phew lol


권순영
Sister, why are you only smiling at him...smiling at me


권순영
huh?


배주현
Ha///This is crazy...


권순영
Yeah...


전원우
(I'm lonely... my sides are cold ㅠㅠ) Sob ㅠㅠ

-Hoseok and Jeonghan happened to be visiting at that time


정호석/J-hope
...What is that?


윤정한(JH)
Woozi...the pretty person next to him, the pretty person next to Hoshi...and that's...a handsome newbie?


정호석/J-hope
No, what is that combination?


윤정한(JH)
They're a couple. A couple...? A couple... I'm going to check them out


정호석/J-hope
Whoa whoa...W are you drunk?


윤정한(JH)
I think so


정호석/J-hope
Let me talk to the boss in that state.


윤정한(JH)
What...is it a thousand?

-Slowly slowly


정호석/J-hope
hi?


전원우
Who are you?


전원우
Wow, Dita is handsome


윤정한(JH)
You passed


정호석/J-hope
Oh my, Yoon Jeong-han


윤정한(JH)
Oh why~


이지훈
Oh...Jay...No, it's Hoseok hyung and Jeonghan hyung?


윤정한(JH)
Hello~


임나연
who is this?


이지훈
Um... my senior at work


배주현
ah...


권순영
Oh! It's Jeonghan! He's so ugly.


윤정한(JH)
...Hey, let's fight


정호석/J-hope
What are you doing with a drunk kid!


권순영
You didn't get drunk~


윤정한(JH)
Look, I didn't take that. I have to make it half-dead!


배주현
(Tingle)


윤정한(JH)
(Surprise) Not half dead...well


정호석/J-hope
(Pathetic) Oh... Couples, can I borrow this?


배주현
Well...it doesn't matter


임나연
(Holding back laughter) Heh heh heh heh heh


이지훈
Just smile, sis...


임나연
Yeah lol


배주현
Ugh...what should I do with this guy?


권순영
Ugh-e


배주현
Sunyoung-ah Kwon Sunyoung


권순영
Oh...she's an angel! She's really pretty-


배주현
What are you talking about!


권순영
How can you be so pretty? Your eyes are pretty, your nose is pretty, your lips are pretty...


권순영
What if someone steals it?


권순영
Hong Ji-soo, if that son of a bitch X gets over the sticky part, I'll put a blindfold on him... Got it?


배주현
(Who is Hong Ji-soo...) Yeah


권순영
(Note) The child is pretty. You did a great job.


배주현
Sigh///

One side of the bar


전원우
Where are you...what are you doing?


정호석/J-hope
(I see this...) Ahem... W Want to talk to Boss?


전원우
Boss...? Boss?


정호석/J-hope
huh


전원우
I will do it! I will do it!


정호석/J-hope
Yeah lol

Connecting-


김여주(보스)
#Hello, what's going on?


전원우
#Boss~ I'm Wonwoo~ What are you doing?


김여주(보스)
#...Jung Ho-seok?


전원우
#No...I'm not Hoseok, I'm Wonura, right?


김여주(보스)
#Wonwoo...? Wonwoo...W?


전원우
#Majayo! Gyaaaa, my sister called my name


김여주(보스)
#Sigh...what are you drunk?


전원우
#No~ I only drank a little bit, but I feel soooo good♡


김여주(보스)
#This is seriously addictive


전원우
#Are you coming to pick me up?


김여주(보스)
#Why am I going there;


전원우
#Yeah..You're not coming? Then I won't go to work tomorrow! I'll just drink and die without going homeㅠㅠ


김여주(보스)
#Is this crazy...


전원우
#Woo-eung, don't swear... I'm sadㅠㅠ


김여주(보스)
#Hey..are you crying? Are you crying?


전원우
#SobㅠㅠㅠSisterㅠㅠㅠ


정호석/J-hope
(Sigh... haha ...


윤정한(JH)
(inner laughter)


김여주(보스)
#Sigh...I'm going where are you going?


전원우
#Where is this~ In my sister's heart♡


김여주(보스)
#...


윤정한(JH)
(Sob lol)


김여주(보스)
#Sigh...Jung Ho-seok, change it


전원우
#What is Hoseo? Who is Hoseo?


정호석/J-hope
Give it to me


전원우
I'm sorry... but you're only going to talk to me.


정호석/J-hope
If you don't give me that, I won't be able to see the boss.


전원우
Huh...!


정호석/J-hope
(Snatching the phone) #This is ##


정호석/J-hope
#W Leave it behind, come quickly~


김여주(보스)
#CrazyBirdX?

Thump-


정호석/J-hope
If you wait here, the boss will come.


정호석/J-hope
Take care


윤정한(JH)
Are we leaving already?


정호석/J-hope
I have to drink some alcohol


윤정한(JH)
Just take a look


정호석/J-hope
(High five) That's it~


윤정한(JH)
Hahahahaha


전원우
...Am I alone...?


전원우
I don't have any friends...ㅜ


전원우
I'm a loner ㅠㅠㅠsob ㅠㅠㅠ


전원우
I was a lonerㅠㅠㅠSobㅠㅠㅠThat's itㅠㅠ

Woman 1: Um... Did you come alone?


전원우
Yeah... I'm a loner ㅠㅠㅠNo one caresㅠㅠ

Girl 1: (Oh..so cute) Excuse me..then do you want to play together?


전원우
Will you play with me??


전원우
good!

Woman 1: Can I sit next to you?


전원우
That...


김여주
no

Woman 1: Hmm?


전원우
Sister♡ (hugging tightly) I missed you♡

Woman 1: ...Goodbye!


김여주
Ugh...fallen


전원우
nah...


김여주
Sigh... Let's go to your house


전원우
Yeah♡


전원우
(Swaying) Ugh... the world is spinning


김여주
Sigh... it's heavy


김여주
How tall are you?


전원우
Umm... I haven't done it since I got over 180...


김여주
Why is this informal speech?


김여주
Haven't you been calling me "sister" since earlier?


전원우
Sister...I'm really curious so I'm asking.


전원우
Am I not handsome?


김여주
huh


전원우
Wow... I get confessions all the time


전원우
When I was in high school, I was like Mariya Mak Ike



전원우
If you keep smiling like this, everything will fall on me, Maria.


전원우
Why doesn't my sister come over...ㅜ


전원우
Am I that unattractive?


김여주
Ha..you're drunk


전원우
(Pause) Seriously... Am I that bad?


김여주
what,


전원우
Sigh... Okay... I'll go home alone


전원우
I think I've sobered up...


김여주
I almost got here because I woke up and walked with my mouth shut


전원우
...


김여주
Go in


전원우
...


김여주
Aren't you going in?


전원우
Sister, I like you


전원우
I didn't do it because I was drunk, I really did it


전원우
I really like it


전원우
I fell in love at first sight because she was so pretty


김여주
N..you


전원우
Next time I see you outside, tell me your name, because that's fate.


전원우
Bye boss (closes the door and goes in)


김여주
Haha...///(I'm the one who's crazy for getting excited here)

end


작가
Wow, it's really long.


작가
3000 characters...over


작가
ha..


작가
Well, don't worry about the quantity


작가
Guys, Neil is hot.


작가
Even though I turned on the air conditioner, my eyes are still sweating...


작가
This is sweat...not tears...


작가
Seriously....oh my goshㅠㅠㅠㅠ


작가
I want to get divorced tooㅠㅠㅠ


작가
That's itㅠㅠㅠㅠ!!!!ㅠㅠ