EXO Q&A Collection
Historical drama lovers



자까
Hello. I'm a writer. I'm so happy that my subscribers have increased. (Historical drama vibes lol)

I'm so sorry I'm late ㅠㅜ The electricity has been out lately.. and there are a lot of tests.. it's been so hard..

I'm so sorry..


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Oh! And I recently wrote a new article titled "Let's go get what's mine, Chewing Iron Man!" Please come and read it!

I love you💜 This week's topic is... What if you and your crush EXO were in a historical drama(?)?! Oh, and one or both of you are noblemen~!!

Our unofficial youngest Shuming in the military♡.. I hope time passes quickly

Statu~

a) Xiumin

*Please imagine me wearing a hanbok as my profile picture~!!*


나
Oh..are you awake?

A weekend morning. I woke up more relaxed than usual.


나
(rustling) Sir?


시우민
(...)


나
(I see) How could it be...


시우민
(...)


나
How could she be this beautiful? It's embarrassing to be standing next to her.


나
What luck. This guy loves me.


시우민
(...)


나
The ball is really soft... isn't it so cute?

The ball was really soft. Like... glutinous rice cake?!

Pull the ball, release it, and draw a circle, and it rustles.


시우민
her


나
Oh..Huh?! You're awake.


시우민
..


나
I hope you slept well...


시우민
I heard it all.


나
yes?


시우민
I remember everything I just did, even the words I just said.


나
(Gasp) Oh..is that so?


시우민
You're cuter than me, baby~~

b) Guardian


나
The rice is ready!


수호
It was good.


나
This is the bone broth that my husband likes...


수호
Thank you very much.


나
Okay, let's catch some before the sun sets!


수호
Draw, draw.


나
Hehe, yeah!

(Yum yum)


수호
(Get out of here)


나
(..?)

Why do you keep looking at me? Let's keep eating.


수호
Wait a minute -


나
Yes? Is there anything missing? Or is it too salty?


수호
no.


수호
What the...

uh?


수호
...What did you eat to be so pretty?

독자분들🌸
I love you, my husband❤

c) Ray


나
(gasp gasp) There's no one here, right?

d

In the middle of the night, when there's no one around, I run.

This time, if I get caught by my father, it's really going to cost me my life.


엑스트라
(Father) It's like that anyway!!ㅡ


엑스트라
How could you possibly fall in love with a non-Korean man you just met?!

Right, I...

..I'm meeting a foreigner.


레이
Uh.. Miss?


나
Ah! Master!ㅡ


레이
I hope you didn't have a hard time coming here?


나
Oh, no! This is too much for me to meet the young master...


레이
... sorry.


나
Yes? What do you mean?


레이
...because I'm not Korean.


나
Please don't say that again, or I'll get in trouble!


레이
What can I do? I'm not welcome here.


나
(Chop) (It's a kissing sound haha)


레이
Oh.. Miss!!


나
I'm scolding you. If you say something like that again, I'll do it to your lips.

독자분들🌸
Wow..wow♡


자까
Oh my... All of a sudden?! Like this?! Here?!

d) Baekhyun


나
Wow! It's the sea! The sea!


백현
Is it that good?


나
Yes! But since I came out secretly, I wonder if it's okay to be this noisy...

We're at the beach nearby, having just finished our work. If we get caught, we'll get a huge scolding, right?


백현
How many times have I told you that when you're with the one you love, there's nothing to fear? Don't worry.


백현
There is a way for everything...


나
Okay, then let's just believe in ourselves.


백현
Right~ (Binggrae)

But after a while...

Boss's subordinate: Ah, this is crazy. Where did these people suddenly disappear after dating?

Subordinate 2: Right, what is this that we're going through?

It's getting closer.


나
Ugh...what do we do now?


백현
I know too - we're getting closer!


나
Here we go! Should I jump?

(Sigh)

In an instant, he wrapped me in his large body.


백현
...


나
...


엑스트라
Subordinate 1: Oh, there's no one else but that one crazy lover.

Subordinate 2: Could it be them?

Subordinate 1: That won't happen.

Subordinate 1: I want to go on a honeymoon too..

Subordinate 2: That's right...

The sound of footsteps fading away.


나
Uh... over there? I think they're all gone...

When I tried to release his arm,


백현
I know, that too. But...


백현
...Can't we stay like this for a while?


자까
Oh my gosh ㅠㅠㅠ okay ㅠㅠ

e) Chen


첸
No matter what, it's like that! How could you do this to me!


나
Sorry~ Please just look at it once!


첸
Do you think I'm a person who would fall for your cuteness?

Yes. I'm so pissed because I forgot our 99th-day anniversary. Tomorrow is the 100th day...


나
Sir, please look at me.


첸
no.


첸
(excited)


나
Are you serious?!

There is a way to do this


나
then..

I will go to Lord Baekhyun!


나
Lord Baekhyun said I was cute! I loved it so much...


첸
(What is it?!) Oh..is that so..


나
If you're not going to see me, I'll go to the person who treats me well~

The moment I was about to wake up...

..my wrist was grabbed.


첸
don't go.


나
I don't want to be with someone I don't like.


첸
No. I want to. And a lot of it.


첸
Don't go to Baekhyun. If you go, I think I'll really go crazy. I'm serious.

독자분들🌸
Don't go~~

f) Chanyeol

It's 11pm now


나
Ugh... I'm sleepy...


찬열
Is that true?


나
yes..


나
But-


찬열
(?)


나
I can't sleep...


찬열
Phew, so that's why you were groaning?


나
(Nodding)


찬열
You're just being a bit cheeky!


나
Yes?.. I see..

At that moment -

(Chop) (It's a kissing sound)


찬열
Isn't this what you wanted?


나
No, but I feel good.


찬열
(Chop chop) Then I'll do it until you fall asleep~


자까
Kiss?! Suddenly? Like this? Here?! I like it!! (Huh??? What's the difference?)

g) Dio

Today I had a drink with my husband's friends.


자까
*Imagination*

My husband is weak to alcohol...


찬열
Madam, I would be happy if you could pour me one more drink...

Chanyeol, Kyungsoo's childhood friend.


나
Of course~


찬열
Your smiling face is so beautiful.


나
Thank you.. Chanyeol is handsome too~

After that, the prepared place was disbanded...


디오
Ugh..

Where did I hear a cute(?) sound?


나
(Whew) What's wrong, Kyungsoo?


디오
Yeah. There is. It's going to be a big problem.

My eyes opened halfway. I'm drunk, I'm drunk!!


디오
different...


디오
Don't look at other men.


나
yes?


디오
I told you not to show that pretty smile to other wolves besides me!


디오
Then... Kyungsoo... do it right...


자까
Dio... ㅠㅠㅠㅠPhuㅠㅜㅜㅠㅠㅜ

독자분들🌸
☆I love you, cutie Kyungsoo☆

h) Kai


나
What can you do...?!


카이
I don't know


나
I can't even chop firewood, I can't catch fish... I can't even harvest...


카이
...


카이
...!

At that moment, Jong-in's (younger man) eyes lit up.


카이
Do you have one?


나
This time I really won't be fooled.


카이
I'm serious!


나
Is it true?


카이
And yet!


나
Well then, let's do it sometime!


카이
First of all, come here.


나
(Where did you start speaking informallyㅡㅡ) ..?

He walked where he was told.


카이
Hahaha!


나
What are you doing?!

Jongnini, who carried me for a moment.


나
I can see everything under your skirt!! Hurry up and put it down!!


카이
If you want me to do what I'm good at,


나
Put it down ^^


카이
no


자까
I'll carry you too!!

독자분들🌸
Wake up lol

i) Sehun


나
Sehun-ah!


세훈
..?!


세훈
Okay..I'm going out to get some water.


나
Oh.. Really? Okay..

What the... You don't even want to deal with me these days... What the?!

(after a while)


나
Sehun ㅇㅡ


세훈
- Ah, I need to get some fresh air.


나
Then can I go with you too?


세훈
Ah..no that..


나
Speak up.


세훈
yes?!


나
Why are you doing this?


세훈
No, it won't work.


나
why?


세훈
If I tell you, you'll obviously laugh at me...


나
There's no reward... Tell me!


세훈
That's... actually...


나
What? Puha ...


세훈
Ugh..don't laugh!!


나
Just because of that?


세훈
What can I say, it's true...


나
Well... what you're saying is...

You can't look at me because your heart is racing too much?

What is this strange reason...


나
Still cute though!


세훈
(Squeak) I'm not a cute person, but...

독자분들🌸
Hey... isn't it cute..?


자까
How was it..?!


자까
I personally use it, but it's a bit weird... haha. Still, it was a different experience!!


자까
This work was greatly inspired by Baekil My Prince, so I tried to write it in a slightly Wondeuk-like tone.


자까
Have a great Haru~! Please show lots of love to 'Cheopcheolbyeoknam, let's go get what's mine'!

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