I'm half-human, half-beast, and my brother is a gumiho?!!
I'm the chef today


As we entered the building at the summer lake, Seokjin, Hoseok, Namjoon, Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook were discussing with serious faces.


김석진
......I think that would be good


박지민
......I don't think this would be bad either


김태형
......How about trying both?


김남준
.....I have to share it


정호석
.......You strip and you cut


정호석
......I'll wash up


김남준
.......Can I just bring it over now?


박지민
......Let's do it quickly


김석진
Okay, I think we've roughly figured it out, so let's get started.


김남준
Okay! Let's go!

The six people standing in a circle shouted "Fighting" and turned around, and when they met the female protagonist's eyes, they froze.

And silence fell on the room.

........

In the silence, the front door opened and Yoon-gi came in.


민윤기
.....?

Yoongi said with a frown


민윤기
What is this silence?

Yoon-gi looked at the female protagonist and scolded her.


민윤기
Anyway, that bastard's temper, ugh, I told him to kill his temper and live, but what did he do that made all six of them freeze? Did he threaten him or something?

The female lead, dumbfounded by Yoon-ki's beating, let out a hollow laugh and tried to open her mouth, but Seok-jin quickly grabbed Yoon-ki's wrist and made him stand behind the six people.


김석진
Okay, listen up now. We're going to make a surprising lunch for the heroine. You should join us (whispering).

Seokjin spoke with his voice as quiet as possible, and Yoongi sighed, looking at Seokjin pitifully as if he was doing something useless.


민윤기
Ah, let go of my hand. How long are you going to hold on to it?

Seokjin, embarrassed by Yoongi's words, quickly let go of his wrist.

When Seokjin let go of her wrist, Yoongi spoke to Yeoju.


민윤기
Hey Min Yeo-ju, let's eat.

At Yoongi's one word, six people let out a silent scream.

Um... Jimin and Namjoon knelt on the floor and sighed.


김석진
Hey! You! Why did you say that when I told you to do it together!!!

Seokjin's eyes widened as if they were going to pop out and he glared at Yoongi.


김석진
We're going to treat the heroine to a proper meal!!


김석진
You ruined it?? You?!!


김석진
Hey you, you idiot~ Isn't that how you live your life~ How did I raise you to hit the back of your head like this?!!


김석진
Because of your recklessness, you!!! earned the enmity of 6 people!!

From the unexpected sermon from a senior(?) to hearing the curse(?) right in front of him...Yoongi sighed and muttered to himself.


민윤기
Huh... If I say one more wrong word, my life will be ruined.


김석진
Okay, Yoongi! So, could you please be quiet?


정호석
That's right! Yoongi, you need to be quiet!


박지민
That's right! Yoongi! Just stay still!


정국
We agree! You're being so noisy, we think you need to shut up!

Suddenly, everyone started shouting Yoongi's name, and Yoongi was dumbfounded.


민윤기
If only people who call my name would stop, there would be peace in this house^^


민윤기
Or should I personally bring peace to you?

People swallowed their saliva, stung by the grim content spoken with a smile.

Yoon-gi, who swept his bangs and headed to the kitchen, searched the kitchen and found seven aprons. He quickly threw six of them toward the six people gathered there and wrapped his own apron around them.


민윤기
What are you doing? You said you were going to cook.


민윤기
Come quickly and help me


민윤기
Have you decided on the menu?


김석진
Um... pork neck pilaf, eggs in hell, boiled chick-shaped eggs, and cheese bacon flower


민윤기
Did you buy all the ingredients?


김석진
I bought everything the day before yesterday. I finished learning the recipe yesterday.


민윤기
Well done, let's start cooking.


민윤기
Min Yeo-ju, you are watching TV on the sofa.

After Yoon-ki sat Yeo-ju down on the sofa, he handed her the remote control and headed to the kitchen.

Yoongi went to the kitchen, put a piece of butter in a frying pan, and fried the pork neck.

While I was frying the meat on both sides, sprinkling a lot of pepper and a moderate amount of salt, I washed and chopped the onions and zucchini in the sink beforehand.

When the meat was cooked to a certain degree, I cut it into bite-sized pieces.

And when the pork neck was cooked, I put half of it in a bowl and added onions cut into appropriate sizes and stir-fried them.

I also added zucchini cut into pieces along with onions.

Then, add the appropriate amount of rice, add a tablespoon of ghee, and stir-fry the stir-fried meat and vegetables together, mixing well.


I added a tablespoon of soy sauce, a pinch of salt, a lot of pepper, and mixed it well so that there were no clumps of rice.

Yoon-gi transferred the finished dish to a bowl, sprinkled some Parmesan cheese on it, and wiped his hands before approaching the team that was cooking another dish.

Kim Seokjin, Jung Hoseok, Kim Namjoon, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung, and Jeon Jungkook, a total of six people, were cooking one dish, but they hadn't even started properly yet.


민윤기
What are you all doing...?


민윤기
One of them is either cutting or crushing vegetables...


민윤기
One person can't even cook the vegetables... One person takes forever to peel vegetables, and one person doesn't even know if the noodles are cooked or not... Will the dish be ready by the end of the day like this...?

Seokjin, who had been busy wandering around alone until now, said with a look of resentment at Yoongi's words.


김석진
Hey! These guys are terrible at cooking! It'd be faster if I just did it myself!


김석진
Get out of the way! I'll do it alone!

Seokjin, who was grumbling, found Namjoon chopping onions with a knife upside down and ran to him shouting.


김석진
Kim Namjoon!! Hands off!


김석진
What kind of idiot in the world cuts an onion with the back of a knife?!!


김석진
Hey!! You really don't know how to use a knife!!! (I can't do much)

As Seokjin sighed and snatched the knife from Namjoon to chop onions, water boiled over in the pot Taehyung was guarding.


김석진
Hey!! Kim Taehyung!!!! Turn off the lights!!!!!

He threw down the knife and onion he was holding, ran to the pot, quickly put out the fire, and shouted at Taehyung.


김석진
Hey! I told you to watch the fire carefully, didn't I?!! What were you doing without watching?!!


김태형
Oh no... I was watching... and something like bubbles were rising up...

Seokjin, dumbfounded by Taehyung's words, spoke in a weak voice.


김석진
Hey..ha..if you blow on it with your mouth, the bubbles will disappear again...or you can do it by pouring cold water little by little, but you really!!


김석진
Sigh... You really... don't know how to cook...

Seokjin said with a sigh, tears welling up in his eyes.

Seokjin looked at Yoongi


김석진
Help me....I can't do it alone...I could have done it by myself from the beginning, but this is what the kitchen looks like now...sigh, seriously...

Yoongi sighed and said as he looked at Seokjin's kitchen, which was a mess, unlike Yoongi's kitchen, which was completely organized.


민윤기
Sigh....Everyone go out...Seokjin hyung and I will cook together.

After sending all five of them out, Seokjin and the two men, Yoongi, looked at the onions and garlic that Namjoon had cut and decided that they were useless, so they brought in new onions and garlic and prepared them.

Cut the bacon, sausage, and shiitake mushrooms into bite-sized pieces.

Seokjin fried onions and garlic in a heated pan with oil.

When the garlic and vegetables were stir-fried to a transparent color, I added sausage, bacon, and mushrooms and added just enough milk to cover the ingredients.

Then I added about 300g of tomato sauce on top.

While the undercooked noodles were slowly cooking in the hot water, Seokjin, who had finished preparing them, picked up a noodle and called Yoonki over to feed it to him.


김석진
How is it? Is it ripe?


민윤기
The outside was burnt and the inside was a little undercooked.


김석진
Ah... I don't know, if I boil it one more time, it will get cooked.

Seokjin put spaghetti noodles into the bubbling ingredients.

After that, I mixed all the ingredients well while boiling them over medium heat.


Then I added mozzarella cheese and a raw egg.

Seokjin and Yoongi tidy up the surroundings while reducing the heat to low, closing the lid, and waiting for the cheese to melt and the raw eggs to become half-boiled.

It looked like the surroundings were almost finished being cleaned up, so Seokjin was heading towards the living room to tell her to get ready to eat, but he peeked his head out and made eye contact with Yeoju, who was looking at the kitchen.


김석진
Heroine...? Why are you here?

At Seokjin's words, Yoongi, who had finished tidying up and was looking around Egg in Hell, approached.


민윤기
What? I told you to watch TV.


민윤기
Were you bored because there was nothing to see? Let's go. Now that everything's done, all we have to do is eat.

Yoon-ki grabbed Yeo-ju's shoulder and tried to turn her body back toward the living room, but Yeo-ju resisted by putting strength into her shoulder.


민여주
I'll cook for you too


민윤기
Did you finish cooking? There's nothing left to do.


민여주
I have something to do! I'll do it too!

The heroine avoided Yoon-ki, who was blocking her path, washed her hands at the sink, took rice out of the lunchbox, and put it in a bowl.


민윤기
What should I do? Should I make kimbap?


민여주
Similar


민윤기
I'll help you, let's do it together


민여주
No, it's okay. I'll do it alone.

The female protagonist put on plastic gloves and mixed salt and sesame oil into the rice, mixing it well.

Then, I took an appropriate amount in my hand and kneaded it to make a cylinder shape, and again, I took a smaller amount of rice in my hand than when I made the cylinder shape, rolled it between my palms to make a round shape, and attached it to the cylinder shape.

Next, I took a small amount of rice from the bowl, made a triangle shape with my thumb and index finger, and attached it to the round rice.

Then, he took a small amount of rice and rolled it between his palms to make two round shapes, then placed them on the front of his body. Then, he took a small amount of rice and rubbed it between his palms to make a long, cylindrical shape.

After attaching it to the bottom of the body, I slightly bent the ends and then found the seaweed to make the eyes, nose, and mouth.



민여주
Done, cat food!

Yoon-gi burst into laughter at the cutely shaped kimbap that Yeo-ju had made.


민윤기
.....cat foodㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ The name fits the appearance perfectly ㅋㅋㅋ

After Yeoju and Yoongi made a few more cat food together, Yoongi prepared to take the food out.


민여주
Huh? Wait, I still have one more dish left to make..


민윤기
No...you have to hurry up and speak...the food is all gone...


민여주
Just add two more! Well... it's like a dessert, so you don't need to do it right now. Just soak a few eggs in water and boil them.

The female protagonist who said that filled a pot with water, placed it on the induction stove, adjusted the temperature, put an egg in it, and then said while taking care of cat food and a pot holder next to Yoon-gi.


민여주
Let's go now!

As Yoon-gi went to the living room table with pork neck pilaf and Seok-jin went to the table with egg in hell, cheers rang out.

Woooooooo~!!!


정호석
Oh~ Are you cooking~?


박지민
Wow, that cat is really cute.


전정국
Wow, it's all blown up!


태형
The visuals are crazy


김남준
I didn't realize that such an elaborate dish could have been made by someone else, not me...

As Yoon-ki and Seok-jin sat down, bright eyes gathered around them.


Can I eat it...?

The female protagonist answered the five questions asked with their eyes, not words.


민여주
Eat well everyone~

As soon as the female lead gave permission, the five people hurriedly picked up their chopsticks and headed straight for the cat food.


정호석
Ah, move a little bit, you guys. Don't you know how to respect your elders? I should be the first to eat, based on age.


박지민
If you're going to be that picky, Seokjin hyung should eat first, right?


전정국
Yeah, it's good to be old!!


태형
I have to be the first to eat what Yeoju makes!


김남준
I can't let other people ruin this cute, adorable dish! So I'll be the first to.....!!

Woojikkeun...!

The wooden chopsticks that Namjoon was holding broke because they couldn't withstand Namjoon's strength.

The four people who were watching Namjoon's wooden chopsticks dangled soon resumed their fight.


김남준
Oh no...! This is why wooden chopsticks are useless!

Namjoon was in a hurry to get up to get his chopsticks, but his foot tripped over the desk leg and he fell.

What a mess!

Namjoon got up in a hurry and felt around the floor to check if there were any holes in the floor or cracks in the desk legs. After checking several times that they were all intact, he went to get some metal chopsticks.


민윤기
It's chaos, it's chaos..

Yoon-gi stuck out his tongue in the fight for cat food.

The female protagonist, who couldn't stand to watch, took the cat food plate and placed one cat food on each cat's plate.

Only then did peace return to the table, and everyone became quiet as if they had never fought before.


김남준
Oh cat food....!!

Namjoon, who went to get metal chopsticks and belatedly discovered the cat food on his plate, hurriedly walked away.

What a mess-!!

.....I often slipped and fell on my butt while walking.


김남준
Ouch...

Yoongi shook his head and muttered as he watched Namjoon fall over and clutch his butt.


민윤기
Can't this just pass quietly once...?

Yoon-gi sighed and took a bite of the cat food that the female protagonist had placed on his plate.


김석진
Hey guys... try the Egg in Hell I made too...


김석진
Everyone is going too far. You only cook cat food, but what Yoongi and I make isn't even cooking?!

Seokjin, who was talking to the kids who were busy eating cat food, also ate the cat food.


박지민
My brother, all those spaghetti noodles are soggy. To make a little analogy, it's almost like udon.


김석진
Hey! Im Bbaeng! It wasn't me who did the noodles, it was Kim Taehyung!

At Seokjin's words, Jimin turned his attention to Taehyung.


박지민
Anyway, you are the biggest problem. You are


김태형
Huh lol I thought you were good at cooking


박지민
Yeah, I'm better than you


김태형
Jl


김태형
I don't even know the basics of cooking


박지민
Haha you don't even know the first thing about cooking haha

The female protagonist, seeing Taehyung and Jimin bickering, made a stern expression and let out a "sigh!" sound.


민여주
If you fight, you'll both get in trouble. Don't fight and eat.


민여주
Even if you're a picky eater, you'll get scolded!

As the female protagonist said that, she took a spoonful of Egg in Hell and Taehyung quickly took another spoonful of Egg in Hell and said


김태형
I'm not a picky eater! That picky eater is Park Jimin, that son of a bitch lol

Taehyung spoke with a gentle smile and looked at Yeoju with an expression that said, "Did I do well?"

As the female protagonist, who was snickering, lightly patted Taehyung's head, Jimin, who felt wronged, said


박지민
Wow, I'm speechless. You cover up your own mistakes and highlight others' mistakes. Wow, you're worse than a robber today.


민여주
Sigh! If you fight, you'll get in trouble!


박지민
No, really, that bastard....huh

Jimin, who felt even more wronged by the female protagonist's words, started crying.


김석진
Just because a woman is there, flowers bloom in that bleak dining room.

Seokjin, who was watching Taehyung and Jimin bickering and the female lead mediating between them with a stern expression, muttered in amazement.

The female protagonist smiled and said to Seokjin's words


민여주
Huh? How did you know? I'm really going to make the table bloom haha

Everyone was surprised by the female protagonist's words and looked at her with wide eyes.


민여주
Haha, just wait a little bit, it will bloom soon.

Drumroll-

The female protagonist got up from her seat and headed to the kitchen.

Bubble bubble-

The female protagonist checked the eggs she had put in earlier, turned off the heat, and took the eggs out.

After that, I put cold water in a bowl again and put it in the cold water and took out the frying pan.

While frying bacon over low heat in a frying pan, I washed cherry tomatoes and cucumbers and prepared sliced cheese.

After flipping the bacon once, I took the asparagus out of the refrigerator and prepared it.

Tie the bottom of the asparagus together with a string, then turn the bacon over once more, remove the plastic wrap from the cheese, and roll it up.

I made about 10 more rolled cheeses, flipped the bacon over once more, and checked that both sides were cooked evenly before turning off the heat.

Next, I sliced the cucumber, washed the carrot, and sliced it. Then, I peeled the cooled egg, cut the egg white in half, and shaped it as if covering it with the yolk. Then, I sliced the carrot and used a knife to cut the remaining pieces into triangle shapes.


I made the chick egg by making feet with shredded carrots, putting two black sesame seeds on the eggs to make eyes, and then making a beak with a carrot cut into a triangle.

After making the chick eggs, the woman immediately rolled up the cooled bacon to make the chick eggs.


Then, I placed the asparagus bundles on a large plate, placed the rolled cheese and bacon on top, and placed the sliced cucumbers in between, and placed the cherry tomatoes here and there.


민여주
It's done~!!

The female protagonist, who had finished cooking, called Taehyung.


민여주
Taehyung~~

Taehyung came running to the female lead's call and immediately asked what he could do to help her.

The heroine let out a small chuckle at the firm determination in her eyes and actions to just ask for whatever she wanted.


민여주
What the heck lol did you want to help me?


김태형
Of course! How could I not be worried about sending you alone into this dangerous kitchen?

When Taehyung nodded and said with his eyes, "Why are you asking such an obvious question?", Yeoju pointed to the completed chick egg and bacon cheese flower with her hand and said,


민여주
Just listen to that one, I'll listen to the other one

Taehyung's mouth dropped open when he saw the dish Yeoju had finished.


김태형
You...are good at cooking.


민여주
Hmm... I'm better at making cute and pretty dishes than delicious-looking ones like you.


민여주
I've watched my brother cook a lot, so I may not be as good as my dad, but I'm pretty good at it.


김태형
Yeah... I think so

Taehyung agreed and picked up the bacon cheese flower plate.

Yeoju also went out to the living room with a plate of chick eggs in her hand.

As soon as Yeoju and Taehyung put down their plates, groans and heart palpitations erupted here and there.


김석진
Wow, is this cooking? It's for storage.


박지민
The chick is so cute, it even has toes lol


정호석
You're really good with your hands. You were a hidden master of dexterity who was hidden by Yoongi. LOL


정국
I have to take a picture of this.....!!


김남준
Ah, it's so pretty it's almost a shame to eat it... I have to eat this...


민윤기
My little brother is good at cooking. Is he really good?


민여주
Ahem! I'm good at cooking, right?


민여주
I'm the chef today~!

Everyone nodded and clapped their hands in agreement as if they were captivated by the heroine's words.

Afterwards, we finished our meal in a friendly atmosphere and let the female lead rest, and when the 7 of us played rock-paper-scissors to choose who would do the dishes, Namjoon was chosen, but the 6 of us unanimously decided that Namjoon should watch TV in the living room and not move at all, and then we decided again.

After that, Taehyung also got caught, but Taehyung was doing something well, and once or twice, he slipped out of his hand and it seemed like he was going to break the dish, so I made Taehyung stay still in the living room.

In the end, the five of them played rock-paper-scissors and Seokjin was caught.


김석진
Hey... when will this get better..

Yoon-ki, who was staring blankly at Seok-jin, who suddenly became depressed, spoke while cleaning up things next to Seok-jin.


민윤기
I'll help you, let's do it together


김석진
So touching...! Thank you, Yoongi!

After finishing the dishes, the two sat on the living room sofa where six people were sitting, chatting and watching TV, creating a cozy atmosphere.